• BatrickPateman
    35·
    7 months ago

    I dont have to hand out candy if nobody can get to my door.

    <tips forehead>

    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
      9·
      7 months ago

      Make your house the scariest on the block by not decorating at all and turning off your lights. Maybe a small note on the door: “FBI WARNING: This home prohibited from engaging in Halloween activities.”

  • Riskable@programming.devEnglish
    33·
    7 months ago

    This is heaven for my tortoise. She loves pumpkins and we tell everyone in the neighborhood to bring all their old Halloween pumpkins to our place after they’re done with them.

    Carved pumpkin getting a little wilty? She doesn’t care. Munch munch munch! Delicious.

    • JusticeForPorygon
      13·
      7 months ago

      Are we talking like a box turtle or an actual tortoise that will live like 100-200 years?

      Either way that’s dope

      • Riskable@programming.devEnglish
        10·
        7 months ago

        Giant Sulcata Tortoise. Rescued from a highway in northern Florida. We adopter her at the (desperate) request of animal control.

        The vet guessed she’s around 20 years old. She weighs about 100lbs right now (was only 85 when we took her in).

        • Zink@programming.dev
          8·
          7 months ago

          We have a sulcata too, only about 4 years old but of course growing pretty quickly.

          If I could go back to tell 10 year old me that future me would have a tortoise waiting at the back door to go out like one of the dogs, it would have blown my mind. I’ve always loved turtles. Even the ninja kind.

  • DaddleDew
    15·
    7 months ago

    The “welcome friends” sign while the path to the door being completely blocked hits just right.

  • Etterra
    4·
    7 months ago

    This oughta stop those fucking Jehovah’s Witnesses cultists.