• Flying Squid
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    441 day ago

    You people don’t get it. There’s an obesity epidemic. Tim Walz is making our kids fat by giving them food and Sarah is giving them exercise by forcing them to work in the mines!

  • @Wogi
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    692 days ago

    I met Tim Walz at a party one time and he asked me what I was studying, when I told him he said “you’re gonna do great sport.” BUT MY NAME ISN’T SPORT TIM

    • @DogWater
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      51 day ago

      I’m drunk and high I’m sure it’s satire but I can’t tell. I saw a comment that look authentic and comments that look like jokes

  • partial_accumen
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    722 days ago

    This is Huckabee’s solution to the labor shortage:

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      61 day ago

      The context here is that they are a bunch of the actors in the film Newsies, they are taking a short break before launching into another impromptu musical number.

      • partial_accumen
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        71 day ago

        That would be really nice if it was. Sadly this was in 1911 in Pennsylvania. These are “Breaker Boys”. Their job is to take the the mined rock and separate coal from chunks of rock. source

    • Rentlar
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      252 days ago

      Look at these happy children spending way more time playing with the Earth than what that dastardly Tim Walz would have them be doing. Learning? Yuck.

      • @SkyezOpen
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        182 days ago

        Minecraft has been popular with kids for over a decade. The children yearn for the mines.

        • @TheLastOfHisName
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          21 day ago

          Moria…You fear to go into those mines. The dwarves delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dum…shadow and flame.

      • @pdxfed
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        62 days ago

        Democrats just want a weak economy and weak career growth for their kids. If child miners were offered tax deferred retirement savings accounts, which they won’t be, and if they could afford to defer which of course they can’t, just think of the potential gains they could have over 3-4 decades until they collapse of pneumoniultramicroscopicsilicovolcanconeosis!?! They of course won’t live in a society that allows retirement so it’s just a mental exercise but man, fun to think about hypothetical gains for child laborers!

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    702 days ago

    Children yearn for the mines as it reminds them of the uterus.

    Huckabee is definitely the better person here.

  • TheTechnician27
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    It’s disturbing to me that Harris is openly inviting this kind of misogyny into her cabinet, where women are relegated to the kitchen and men take all the credit. A vote for Trump is a vote for women in the same roles as men, like lawyers, entrepreneurs, hunters, scientists, and leaders.

    • Andrew
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      322 days ago

      Love how controversial your comment is - to not read it at face value (and downvote) requires clicking on one of your links, but the modern web is so enshittified that half the voters are doing just that.

      • @acosmichippo
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        personally i came here from browsing all and was not aware of the community’s tongue in cheek nature, which takes some browsing to actually figure out. i assume that’s what’s happening here.

        • @MrQuallzin
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          172 days ago

          Yeah, it’s a new community. Very tongue in cheek for sure

  • Random123
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    172 days ago

    Where’s the source that the lunch lady did it for free?

    • @ccunningOP
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      152 days ago

      Good question!

      How deep to the depraved lies go?!

      • Random123
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        42 days ago

        It goes both ways

        if she was paid to make those lunches and then those lunches were given free then it makes your post bullshit.

        If she was not paid and she made them then calling him out is fair

        However, you just post a picture which does nothing to help substantiate your claim and you expect anyone to take you seriously?

        • @ccunningOP
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          52 days ago

          it makes your post bullshit.

          How dare you?!

          you expect anyone to take you seriously?

          😱😱😱

          This comment makes me very butt-hurt

      • TheTechnician27
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        Paying them off to look the other way when the kids don’t pay their food tax. 🙄 Another day, another corrupt politician.

    • Rev. Layle
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      I read this as “Welp, hand me my PICKLES and lantern.”

      I do not know why, but now that is all I see.

    • clif
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      Yeah, that specific picture was from the signing of the Arkansas LEARNS act (which has plenty of it’s own problems) but it fits the joke so well that I’ll allow it ;)

    • @ccunningOP
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      92 days ago

      Probably! Everything connected to this guy turns out to be a lie!

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    12 days ago

    Tim Walz is weird and definitely not representative of the Democrats as a party.

    He doesn’t even own a home or securities.

    Hell, if Democrats did their job when we gave them power school lunch debt wouldn’t exist.