Bruh, the timing
The algorithm
Nooo!
Pretty sure that kid is either going to grow up to be a serial killer or obese. Normative determinism is a thing.
I knew a kid Montana, who everyone used to call Montarrrrrrrrrrna because she was a big lass.
Street lamp Le moose enters the chat. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/jlao6/so_my_wife_just_agreed_to_name_our_unborn_son/c2d21qe/
If I had a son, I’d name him Bort. There’s a reason why I’m not allowed to have children…
Speaking of generic names…
Musk named his a passcode.
Has anyone tried getting into his Wi-Fi with that?
I’m all for names with some weight on them, but give the kid a normal name and just tell people, “We call him Kicker.” Let the kid make up the story for why. Everywhere has a little line for ‘prefers to go by’ now, and you can avoid the problems (and don’t try to say there aren’t any) associated with names that don’t fit the average idea of normal.
We had a discussion of employee email address formatting and how to handle collisions in a workplace that hires many, many immigrants. One idea that came to my mind (but wasn’t voiced for obvious scope/feasibility concerns) is to do firstname+nickname+lastname so [email protected] displayed as
John "Brickman" Smiththen during the onboarding process users can select from a list of approved and not-yet-assigned nicknames (I imagine a webpage with a search bar and a “regenerate” button then it shows a list of 10 or 20 nicknames they can select from) and pick something that they like and thinks fits them. It would add some whimsy and worker empowerment but also still prevents interesting situations like someone selecting an inappropriate nickname
Sounds like how Russians name their kids
I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I’d name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it’s pronounced “David” to mess with teachers.
Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious…
Don’t lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.
Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.
Everybody, please welcome my son, Hellofresh Henson Curiositystream Manscaped Groundnews Worldoftanks Nordvpn Smith. Please like and subscribe.
Is Please like and subscribe your other child?
you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS
Promised my wife I’d save that for our firstborn daughter
It is more of a girl’s name, traditionally.
I’m the shovel and I dig you
“little fatso yummy toes” more likely
“Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!”
“THE MACHINE”
He is the machine!
Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me
That was an amazing and underrated movie.
Can someone name the movie 😭
Mystery Men. Its only singular flaw is helping launch Dane Cook’s career
What’s wrong with Dane cook
He’s got that same unidentifiable quality as Nickelback
Not bad but not good enough to be as popular as they are.
I love me some Dane cook stand-up he has some good bits
Thank you!
Mystery Men
The most famous part of the movie was its soundtrack.
Holy, you weren’t kidding.
All Star was written for this movie
Avengers before Avengers!
I feel like it has more of “The Boys” vibe without the gratuitous violence.
I was thinking more of the bringing a team together that has conflicting personalities to fight a big bad while making snarky jokes along the way.
Me IRL
