• Ragdoll X
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    The Shovel? That just sounds like bullying bait, but I have seen a kid named Megatron, and that is indeed a badass name.

    • @[email protected]
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      22 months ago

      Then you must spread rumors of The Shovel.

      I heard the last kid who messed with him is now buried 6 feet under.

    • @pyre
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      22 months ago

      Cohen: I’m wondering what psychological effects a name can have.

      Zappa: Well, first of all, I knew that they were going to be unique anyway because of certain other attributes, so why not have a name that goes with it. They all like their names and the kids at school do too. They don’t make fun of them; in fact, most of them are jealous of their names. You know, it always amazes me when someone who is in my age group, or even younger, asks me a question like why did you name your children that. It’s a reactionary kind of question. Why the f*ck not name your kids something like that? They’re having a good time. Besides that, if they ever wanted to change their names they can do it. It only costs about $15.

      Cohen: You can’t tell from the name Moon Unit whether it’s a boy or a girl. Had Moon Unit been a boy, would you have named him the same thing?

      Zappa: No, I would have named him Motor Head.

  • @Agent641
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    262 months ago

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    • Laura
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      2 months ago

      you forgot RAIDSHADOWLEGENDS

      • @Agent641
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        102 months ago

        Promised my wife I’d save that for our firstborn daughter

  • @[email protected]
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    192 months ago

    I used to make a joke with friends back in highschool that if I ever had a kid I’d name them something like Bu62bil8 and just say it’s pronounced “David” to mess with teachers.

    Elon Musk must have heard me and thought I was being serious…

    • pancakes
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      112 months ago

      Don’t lie, you were once at a maturity level that you would have done that. Although unlike you, Elon is still at that level of maturity.

      • Echo Dot
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        22 months ago

        Do you think Elon Musk ever refuses to put on his shoes, because he certainly gives that impression.

  • @Shapillon
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    112 months ago

    In France during the Revolution we tried to have nice names not tied to saints. We then had a few names like Liberté (Freedom) or “Défenseur des droits” (Defender of the rights).

    Also French speaking African people have some cool names like Bijou (Jewel).

  • VindictiveJudge
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    82 months ago

    “Shit your trouser holes, Shovel is here!”