• SundrayOP
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      474 months ago

      It’s a shame too, because fewer walls means fewer places to hang creepy portraits whose eyes follow you around the room.

    • palordrolap
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      194 months ago

      … without consulting a structural engineer and one of those walls was supporting.

      • @SmoothLiquidation
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        264 months ago

        I had a coworker who joked that you could tell if a post is load bearing because the saw gets stuck when you are cutting through it.

    • @brygphilomena
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      54 months ago

      Oh yea. I just LOVE being able to hear EVERYTHING going on in the house. All the different TVs people are watching.

  • @Fosheze
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    504 months ago

    Everyone loves the idea of living in an old house until they realize that there’s only 3 electrical outlets in the whole place, everything is insulated with asbestos, and everything is painted with lead.

    • @[email protected]
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      204 months ago

      I stayed in an old house in the UK where the owner had to get the windows and doors adjusted every year because the house was moving so much all the opening size would change.

    • @helpImTrappedOnline
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      164 months ago

      I’d love a modern house, with the detailed craftsmanship of old. Who wants a bland white wall? Give me some fancy wood details and comfy furniture with a bit of character.

      • @Fosheze
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        74 months ago

        Best I can do is wood paneling and furniture with mystery stains.

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          34 months ago

          As long as that furniture reeks of 50 years of cigarettes you’ve got a deal.

          Heck, I’ll take a non-stinky couch if you throw in a wood-grain CRT TV and an NES

        • @helpImTrappedOnline
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          Hmm, that’s a hard bargain.

          Are the mystery stains in funny shapes or are they just blobs?

      • @[email protected]
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        Who wants a bland white wall?

        Hang some shit on that wall. Paintings. Photographs. Random yard sale taxidermy.

        Modern styles can still have plenty of personality. Yes, one of the modern trends is minimalism, but that’s not the only modern trend, and there are plenty of ways to explore your own sense of style within a modern sensibility.

        I like having a house with really, really good insulation, with good plumbing and electrical up to 21st century fire/safety standards. I like having ducts for my central heat pump and air conditioning.

        I can fill in the appearance and style stuff after that on my own.

        • @helpImTrappedOnline
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          14 months ago

          You make a fair point, but there’s still sometime to be said about fancy parts that are a part of the house.

          Instead of covering up the house with personality, I want the house itself to have personality.

          (Of course, there’ll be some empty walls for whatever, gotta leave enough space for the family photos, but conveniently nowhere to hang that ulgy 5ft painting your great-aunt-in-law insited you take (she’ll admit, but she didn’t want it either))

      • outrageousmatter
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        24 months ago

        Great roommates, also make sure you get an ouija board and remind them to pay rent every month.

    • @[email protected]
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      64 months ago

      Either that or I live in a new house thats already subsiding, outer walls made of cardboard, drafty, and the roof is not aligned correctly.

    • @nBodyProblem
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      44 months ago

      I live in an opulent old Victorian with all the associated trappings you’d expect from the era

      It’s glorious

    • Blue
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      Beetleuice

      • @[email protected]
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        54 months ago

        Just saw this. I was surprised I really liked it. Story was more interesting than I imagined. I figured it was just another cash grab.

        Michael Keaton is 73 and he fucking killed it.

      • @[email protected]
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        34 months ago

        Nope, not gonna do it - I’m not going to say it the third time to summon him, not again!

        but...

        he will!

        Beetlejuice

    • Draconic NEO
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      44 months ago

      Average shitty house-flippers who lack appreciation for the beauty in older homes.

  • Dizzy Devil Ducky
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    174 months ago

    Somebody take all the people who “renovate” old homes by removing literally any and all charm and likability out of a home and shove them in the next rocket to the moon. It’s grey, so their absolutely bland souls and static filled brains would have a blast there.

  • @okwhateverdude
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    164 months ago

    Deeeeeeee-oh. Deee-eee-eee-oh. Daylight come and me wanna go home

  • @[email protected]
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    84 months ago

    Are a lot of ghosts just hanging underground given how man made structures tend to sink over time?

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      It is widely believed that ghosts follows the paths they were taking when they were alive. So if someone sees a ghost walking thru a wall, chances are the wall wasn’t there when that person was still alive.

    • @OCATMBBL
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      They use cheaper materials and pass they savings onto themselves!

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        24 months ago

        Totally agree on the cheaper materials. There are newly built “luxury” homes near me that bend so much in the wind the windows crack.

        But Victorian homes also had weird layouts because they didn’t live like us. I don’t need a parlor and a sitting room and a living room. Today we prefer larger multi-functional spaces. Those luxury homes I mentioned before basically have one huge room at the back of the house with the kitchen in one corner, a small eating area, and a massive space for couches and a TV. As someone whose kitchen is totally cut off from the rest of the house I know I’d prefer that open floor plan.

    • @RememberTheApollo_
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      Expensive wood and fixtures. In a nice home there was lots of varnished wood, there were nice castings for hardware on cabinets and doors, lots of carved wood accents, and plenty of stone and tile. Varnished wood has to be high quality, sanded smooth, and takes a lot of wood to remove material for carving to make it look nice when varnished. Materials were heavier then, too. A 2x4 really was 2x4 and not “mill” like today, moldings, planks, decorations, trim…it was all heavier and wider. Back then you’d still need to be better off to have the nice stuff. I lived in a “normal” Victorian and I can assure you that “old world craftsmanship” was just as slapdash and unexciting as your normal home today. Hardly a straight wall or anything finer than a pine wood floor in the whole place. The old equivalent of “contractor grade” Home Cheapo finishing.

      Today things can be plywood, MDF, poor-quality stitched together scraps to make trim and moldings. It’s just going to get painted, so it doesn’t matter. Way more plastic, way less metal, almost no ornamentation at all. Ply or OSB flooring with carpet or “engineered” flooring, which is often just plasticized and decal’d or veneered sawdust.

      There was also no employer health care, no social security, no retirement funding or anything like that. Cost of living was cheaper. So employees and the entire production chain were cheaper. Good quality wood was far, far more abundant.

      To sum up - materials and labor costs. Especially the materials. Good quality costs way more today, and then add contractor and labor costs on top of that.

  • nifty
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    54 months ago

    Enshittification of aesthetics

  • SSTF
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    44 months ago

    The Canterville Ghost, by Oscar Wilde.

  • @danc4498
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    24 months ago

    Ghost story anyone?