• @Raiderkev
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    Since people keep commenting on how it looks. Here they are. That way you don’t have to give that cretin more clicks.

  • @[email protected]
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    Wow, these are some truly hideous watches. This has got to be a money laundering scheme or something. No one actually interested in watches would spend six figures on one of these.

    • @[email protected]
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      21 hour ago

      It’s not for people interested in watches. It’s for people interested in seeing a large economy having a figurehead who is a complete fucking waste of space.

    • Cethin
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      44 hours ago

      Honestly, better than I was expecting. I was expecting gaudy gold, maybe with some (probably fake) diamonds. You know, Trump’s ugly style. These just look fairly plain and cheap. I agree it does look like money laundering because they’re far from nice, but they’re just not as ugly as I expected.

    • @[email protected]
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      Gotta take the rubes for everything they’re worth. I wonder how many inheritances that fucking guy has sacked.

  • Noxy
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    96 hours ago

    the $500 ones have mineral glass crystals - sapphire coated.

    movement is not mentioned, just “Automatic Movement With Date Window”

    signature on the dial looks atrocious

    grifter trash

  • @[email protected]
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    9711 hours ago

    The small print at the bottom of the page is quite something.

    Trump Watches are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. TheBestWatchesonEarth LLC uses the “Trump” name, image and likeness under a paid license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms. Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes. The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product. These watches are not political and have nothing to do with any political campaign

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      257 hours ago

      Trump Watches are intended as collectible items for individual enjoyment only, not for investment purposes. The images shown are for illustration purposes only and may not be an exact representation of the product.

      So they are absolute trash.

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      116 hours ago

      Wait we’re allowed to just declare that something isn’t political? Neat! I declare access to abortions to be non-political as well.

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      So he’s not seen as the one to directly profit from it, but can still make a quick buck on the licensing and play dumb when the watches are worthless crap

    • @cultsuperstar
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      “These watches are not designed to give accurate time and should not be used to tell time or keep track of time.”

    • @[email protected]
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      28 hours ago

      Probably the least political offer I’ve ever read

      Neither politics nor candidates come anywhere close to mind

  • @Sam_Bass
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    118 hours ago

    she doesnt say it in sympathy

  • @cabron_offsets
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    6512 hours ago

    Must be gathering cash for one of his whores. Maybe that Jigsaw chick.

    • Plum
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      It’s him. He’s the whore.

  • @Dkarma
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    You know it’s got a tiny watch face so it doesn’t dwarf his tiny hands.

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      His hands aren’t even particularly small. But he’s an old, fat and decrepit man and he needs a very large and padded suit to give his body some sort of healthy appearance. His hands sticking out of that suit therefore look tiny.

      Seriously, look at the pictures of him golfing in his XXXL polo shirt. The guy is shaped like one of the McNuggets

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    Why buy a Hublot when you can get in on Trump’s latest Aliexpress drop instead? It can even pass as a Rolex at 20 feet

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      This is probably the only watch douchier than a Hublot. Even Richard Mille can’t hope to match this.

    • @[email protected]
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      The money is exactly for that. All of it is going to someone who is bankrupt, morally bankrupt, but stil…

      • @[email protected]
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        I was listening to some interviews with undecided voters.

        Several saying that Trump is a business genius and has what it takes to balance the budget and run the economy.

        These people are “low information voters” who saw a meme in tiktok once, so you can’t really blame them. Still, it’s weird that this impression has sick with him despite him being the worst economic manager in the history of forever.

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    The old weirdo doesn’t have time for a second debate because he’s too busy playing golf and hawking overpriced collectables.

    • SeaJ
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      TheBestWatchesOnEarth LLC started in 07/2024.

      Located at:

      1309 Coffeen Avenue, Suite 1200 Sheridan, WY 82801

      Which is also the location of a dozen other companies.

      I can’t really find any info on who owns it. I wouldn’t be surprised if it was essentially owned by him and this is little more than money laundering.

      Edit: Looks like it is registered by Cloud Peak Law Group, LLC and the filing was put in by Andrew Pierce. The last registered person on thir paperwork was Ashley Preston. They both work for Company Sage (Andrew Preston being the founder) which makes software to make it easy to start an LLC. But it seems odd to have your own employees be the registered person for the LLCs.