• MeatPilot
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    603 months ago

    They forgot your mom’s stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

    /s

  • @AeonFelis
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    303 months ago

    Well, you don’t eat swords for their calories. You eat them for the iron.

  • @TAYRN
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    3 months ago

    They always talk about existential horror, but never inistential horror. Curious

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      My ex would probably have a few things to say about that, amiright! (kill me).

  • @UnderpantsWeevil
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    3 months ago

    Someone should create a breed of chicken that’s primarily fibrous matter and water.

    • @[email protected]
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      243 months ago

      Imagine a universe where plants were responsible for modern climate change, Earth Day celebrated deforestation, and Impossible Foods was developing this monster fiber-chicken.

    • @hate2bme
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      13 months ago

      Pretty much all they are. That and 97% hormone.

    • JATth
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      43 months ago

      You don’t know untill you try. For me, maybe consuming 400 existential dread doses a day doesn’t register.

      (/s maybe, this is a tongue in cheek post… )

  • @yesman
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    123 months ago

    Existential horror has calories?! Never mind potato chips, philosophy made me fat.

  • @merari42
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    93 months ago

    Pawh. I do not consume existential horror. It consumes me.

  • @Katana314
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    93 months ago

    Part of what’s made it difficult for me to turn vegetarian is I never feel full after a well-made salad. Even things like grain bowls feel a bit lacking sometimes.

  • @aeronmelon
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    93 months ago

    “Do you want to get a bite to eat?”

    “No thanks. I have Lovecraft at home.”

  • IninewCrow
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    63 months ago

    I haven’t eaten in three days and my stomach is still full of existential horror

  • nifty
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    43 months ago

    That sweet, sweet exy horror 🤤

  • @Noodle07
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    23 months ago

    How much is 400 calories of calories?

    • @EvilBit
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      You’re misreading the diagram. It’s showing the volume taken by the food. So assuming a similar density, owls being lower caloric value per gram means the owls would take a greater volume, which the diagram shows.

      • FiveMacs
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        43 months ago

        Lemmy sucks sometimes because I deleted my comment within less then a minute after I realized