• @TootSweet
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    1135 months ago

    Jeez. At first glance I thought that first pic was an indoor swimming pool.

    • ditty
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      25 months ago

      So what is the pic showing then, just a polished blue floor in some living room-type area?

      • @TootSweet
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        15 months ago

        I’m guessing it’s supposed to be a… dance hall? Or maybe a big dining room or something? But yeah. I think it’s just a polished floor.

  • Xanthrax
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    465 months ago

    Why would you paint the sky on the ceiling and then add chandeliers?! It feels like a fallout bunker.

  • @MrJameGumb
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    395 months ago

    This seems like a fake house that’s just for hosting parties lol like I can’t imagine someone actually living in such a ridiculous space

      • Flying SquidOP
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        415 months ago

        They probably shouldn’t swing. Those chandeliers probably won’t hold their weight.

      • @[email protected]
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        225 months ago

        6 beds, 8 baths on a few acres of land for not-too-much privacy, lots of off street parking. Swinger house seems pretty plausible. Whomever owned it definitely entertained parties of some sort quite a bit there

  • @ilinamorato
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    345 months ago

    And they’re ALL DIFFERENT

    Seriously, how did they find SO MANY completely different chandeliers?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      225 months ago

      It’s like it’s a chandelier display store for very elite customers.

      • @CptEnder
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        55 months ago

        Feels like an episode of Interdemensional TV from Rick and Morty

      • @ilinamorato
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        55 months ago

        I think whether it was intentionally one or not, it’s become one

  • Mister Neon
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    255 months ago

    It’s got some “backrooms” / liminal space vibes.

  • @Etterra
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    185 months ago

    Things like this remind me that rich people have the absolute worst fucking taste imaginable. Assuming they have any taste beyond “maximally expensive” like they’re pre-modern nobility.

    • Flax
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      15 months ago

      Even pre modern nobility had ideas like gothic architecture vs Gregorian or something

  • @Jackcooper
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    175 months ago

    The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

    • Flying SquidOP
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      65 months ago

      I have encountered that so many times in otherwise normal houses. I don’t get it. Toilets can overflow, showers and sinks can leak. Why would you do that?

    • Captain Aggravated
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      45 months ago

      My house had carpet when I moved in. Fuck - and I cannot stress this enough - that noise.

      • Flying SquidOP
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        Ours too. Most of it has been replaced with laminate flooring. Nice to be able to clean a floor with a broom and you can deal with most stains with a mop.

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    155 months ago

    The location is magnificent but everything about the house is naff - not just the chandeliers but the curtains, the kitchen, the balconies, the archways, even the outdoor area. The temptation would be to knock it all down and put in something more open to take advantage of the vistas.

  • @uservoid1
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    145 months ago

    With all the chandeliers you sure to have at least one not working in a given time.

    Cozy little place, I do hope 27 parking spaces would be enough. The scenery is outstanding.

  • @DaddleDew
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    145 months ago

    It feels more like a community center than a home

  • @BitsAndBites
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    115 months ago

    The cover photo looks like an AI generated image since it doesn’t understand the appropriate number of light fixtures.

  • The Pantser
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    105 months ago

    They bought one and Amazon fucked up and sent a pallet.

  • @BilboBargains
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    95 months ago

    Loving the clouds painted on the ceiling. Did a five year old design this house?

  • @Num10ck
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    95 months ago

    they should make counterstrike levels out of bad real estate like this

    • skye
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      85 months ago

      i think someone just took counterstrike levels and made bad real estate out of them