• @[email protected]
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    Woulda got away with it if not for those pesky globalists Jews.

    (It’s sarcasm, leave me alone.)

    • The Snark Urge
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      Bestie, I use this handle and people still don’t leave off about obvious sarcasm around here. Lemmy is serious business.

      • @SmilingSolaris
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        Someone got onto me for “derailing the conversation”. The conversation in question was a quip. Super serious business only.

  • @finitebanjo
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    China favors Trump for many reasons, namely the destruction of NATO and their close relationship with allied Russia.

  • Cyrus Draegur
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    148 hours ago

    jesus fucking christ they’re agitating for a bloodbath…
    either the military is going to have to massacre a rebellion again,
    or they’re going to be allowed to run rampant and murder a bunch of civilians.

      • Cyrus Draegur
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        34 hours ago

        oh! oh shit, thank fuck.

        If jones were saying that AFTER getting spanked in court, that seemed a lot more alarming to me

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s a relief, for a moment I was concerned that Alex Jones is showing his face in public again

    • @Rhoeri
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      It sure seems that way.

  • @[email protected]
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    Biden is so far right of Communism that their ignorance is almost humorous, if it wasn’t dangerous. Not to mention their guy called out to his Russian handlers on national TV for help, but at least Russian’s are mostly white, I guess?

    Promising blood, pain, war, and suffering - so swallow their rhetoric or be ready to be enslaved. Freedom of religion? The fuck does that mean?

    Insert lionelhutz.jpg The truth? Or “The Truth?”

  • NutWrench
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    Sure Alex. Whatever you say. Only this time, you won’t have have Trump and his hand-picked “acting Secretary of Defense” running interference for any rioters. This time, those capitol police will be armed for bear this and every rioter is going to go to bed with a headache.

  • Flying Squid
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    All bets are off, Joe. Throw this fucker into a supermax and call it an official presidential act.

  • Tired and bored
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    Oh my god these fascists should have been locked up already

  • @LANIK2000
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    It’s both funny and sad how unoriginal fascists are. They just claim the opponent does what they do and somehow get away with it.

    • @Xanis
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      They get away with it because they’re loud and the rest of us largely are not. Moreover, the majority don’t take this seriously, and haven’t for years, not until recently. It’s not just the courts, it’s also on us. I like to use COVID as an example: Anti-Vaccine and no-maskers ran rampant. For the most part we did nothing. There’s always going to be danger. It’s always gonna suck.

      This has been slowly changing. I just fear it’s too late.

  • @[email protected]
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    Trump’s “Christian” bibles are made in communist China.

    Checkmate Alex, you fat fucking retard.

    • UltraMagnus0001
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      Don’t mean to correct you, but crackhead retard.

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      I’m on your side with regards to the insufferable blowhard Alex Jones, but could you maybe insult that Putin-worshipping supplement-hawking grifter with delusions of coherence without resorting to body shaming and an ableist slur?

  • @[email protected]
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    I saw Trump and Alex get hit by the libs’ trans lasers and then their penises turned into vaginas and Alex’s vagina looked at me

  • JaggedRobotPubes
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    I wonder what it’s like inside his head. The genuinely crazy/purposefully evil ratio, when nobody’s looking.

    • @GraniteM
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      I’m convinced there’s got to be some kind of diagnosable mental disorder that makes people go out and try to get the absolute maximum number of people to hate them. Jones has it, that furry with a Confederate / Nazi fursona has it, Marjorie Taylor Greene has it…

      Now that’s not to say that just because these people are sick, they aren’t dangerous.

      “If a madman were to come into this room with a stick in his hand, no doubt we should pity the state of his mind; but our primary consideration would be to take care of ourselves. We should knock him down first, and pity him afterwards.”

      — Samuel Johnson

    • @HootinNHollerin
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      In his interview with prosecution videos he’s crying and saying he needs help and doesn’t believe any of it. Then he goes right back to doing more.

      • @[email protected]
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        Grifter caught in the headlights. Naturally he will play any part that gets him out of it.

    • @kerrypacker
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      Hordes of evil monkeys waging war with each other.

  • FuglyDuck
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    Fuck this guy with a crane-lifted pile driver.

    • @P00ptart
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      Like, a super cool wrestling move? Or a kinetic gravity experiment to find the tensile strength of an anus?

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        though. if you really want to touch the guy, I suppose I wouldn’t mind seeing the first… but eww.

        (for the record, for the larger ones that are hoisted up by a crane and drive 40’+ piles- er, giant I beams… the sound of them going can be heard- and felt- for miles. Especially if you happen to be in a basement.)

        • @[email protected]
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          I’ve always wonder what those were called. I know that I could hear highway construction ones about two miles away in a building I was working in.

          • FuglyDuck
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            210 hours ago

            Were your eyes twitching in time by the end of the day?

            <clump>…<clump>….<clump>……

            • @[email protected]
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              I think I was making up tunes with that as the beat. I can’t imagine the fellas actually working at the site.

  • magnetosphere
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    I never knew exactly what “globalism” was (or maybe I did know, but forgot), so I looked it up:

    globalism /glō′bə-lĭz″əm/

    1. A national geopolitical policy in which the entire world is regarded as the appropriate sphere for a state’s influence.
    2. The development of social, cultural, technological, or economic networks that transcend national boundaries; globalization.
    3. An ideology based on the belief that people, goods and information ought to be able to cross national borders unfettered.

    So… it’s the opposite of imperialism. You respect and coexist with other cultures rather than trying to dominate them. Nobody builds border walls. Real freedom instead of freedumb as defined by white Christian males. It’s kinda like empathy on a global scale. No wonder selfish, insensitive pricks hate it!

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      So, a lot of the time with nut jobs like this, globalists is just a code word for Jews.

      However, there is a legitimate dark side to globalism as it’s conventionally defined outside of neonazi talking points. Globalism is often used as cover for neocolonialism, where poor countries are “better” for resource extraction because the salaries are low and nobody cares about the environmental costs. Meanwhile, rich countries are “better” for design, financial work, technical jobs, etc because the wealth of the populace means people are better educated.

      This traps poorer countries in poverty as the only investments are in low-skill manual labour in an environmentally degraded landscape, while the bulk of the profits go into corporations headquartered in wealthier countries. In other words, systemic wealth extraction.

      • magnetosphere
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        Ah. I was only looking at the bright side, where everyone was treated equally and politicians just STFU and put their petty disagreements aside. I see what you’re talking about.

        Also, bigots can suck it.

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      “Globalism” in right wing speak means “Jews.”

      That’s it. The belief that a cabal of Jews control the world.

      You hit the definition above right, but they aren’t using it.