Literally, ‘not the onion’
shit I missed the news and got extra onions on a taco bell burrito this morning. wish me luck…
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I saw people in the McDonald’s drive thru line today. Can’t wait to get an ecoli burger I guess.
Do you really think they’re still using the contaminated onions?
3 to 8 days incubation period for e.coli.
checks headline
checks community name
…shit. I should have a joke for this, or something.
Hang on…
…fuck…
Don’t eat the crab dip!
I said “pulling onions” sounds like jerking off while crying. That’s the best I got.
How could you possibly improve upon perfection?
I remember a certain former president trying to deregulate all the things.
Now we’re all getting listeria, and he’s poised to be president again.
*bad thing happens under Biden
*This is just like when Trump!
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trump set a bad policy (deregulation of food industry).
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That bad policy doesn’t suddenly become undone just because Biden is president. It takes more time to fix than it did to break.
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It was the style at the time.
Gimme 5 bees for a quarter, you’d say
What’s even the best case scenario of eating McDonald’s food?
You’ll need to shit before your hour long commute home.
Nuggets and sour sauce😋
See it’s the veggies that are trying to kill you just as much as the meat if not more.
