The best part is that fully half of these are addressed to my mom…

  • Admiral Patrick
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    13129 days ago

    Did your mom also install a random sketchy app from the app store and click “Allow” when it asked to access her contacts?

    Because my mom did, and I get all kinds of spam. 😠

    • Ricky Rigatoni
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      4929 days ago

      The invention of smartphones and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

      • Admiral Patrick
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        Hard agree!

        I downgraded to a pseudo dumb phone a few months ago, and it’s been life changing in all the best ways.

        • @[email protected]
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          429 days ago

          i don’t even do sms on my ‘dumb’ phone.

          when the phone makes a noise, it’s either low on battery (or, if it was plugged-in, fully charged), an alarm or timer i set, or a very high probability of being a legit call (the carrier has reasonably-effective blockers for spam, bots and spoofed origin calls).

          • Admiral Patrick
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            629 days ago

            Totally respect that.

            I tried a month of dumbphone but realized there was a minimum of “smart” I needed in a daily driving device. My compromise was a low-end smartphone in a flip phone form factor which is just smart enough for what I need.

        • @[email protected]
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          229 days ago

          Personally I keep my installed apps to a minimum, heavily use Firefox on mobile with uBlock Origin, and heavily curate what’s allowed to send notifications and when, so my phone is quiet and not distracting but there when I want it/need it

    • @acosmichippo
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      1929 days ago

      jfc I hope you reported that app.

      • Admiral Patrick
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        3129 days ago

        No idea what app it was. Mom was just like “my phone got hacked so i got a new one” and a new phone number with it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

        • @pdxfed
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          2729 days ago

          At this point it’s like the Onion article that they release after every school shooting about how nothing can be done to prevent it in the only country where it occurs regularly; the data raping and pillaging that goes on in the US despite other countries having passed basic common sense privacy and control laws…well too bad you can’t afford the lobbyists to pass it, Poor.

          • Cruxifux
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            1129 days ago

            Man the USA sounds like it’s just three corporations in a trench coat pretending to be a country.

          • Admiral Patrick
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            929 days ago

            “My Life is an Onion Article” is now on the short list of titles for my autobiography.

    • @IMNOTCRAZYINSTITUTION
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      629 days ago

      damn is that why I get so much spam and my number keeps getting spoofed by scammers?

  • @riodoro1
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    9829 days ago

    Life in the US must suck so fucking bad.

    • @[email protected]
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      4029 days ago

      You know, I have to say you’re right.

      At this point, unless you have been living under a giant rock, there are simple, hard facts you can’t possibly not know about Donald Trump that should be unacceptable to anyone regardless of political leanings. It’s simply impossible to ignore them.

      Therefore logic dictates that whoever votes for Trump today must agree with the Nazi stuff, the Trump Purge, shooting protesters in the legs, hanging vice-presidents or locking up former speakers of the house. I mean LITERALLY agree - because he LITERALLY said those things. Even MAGA people shouldn’t agree with those things: making America great again implies not destroying America!

      Meaning roughly half of this country agrees with those things. If that’s not fucked up to the n-th degree, I don’t know what is.

      • @Visstix
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        1229 days ago

        far right parties are the biggest in most european countries and it still doesn’t come anywhere close to how much it must suck to live in america. Who you vote for is nobody’s business, and this kind of spam is insane.

        • Jay
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          929 days ago

          I’m not sure how many OP gets in a week but I get so. many. of these stupid messages. It’s usually about 3-6 a week. It pisses me off every time I get them. Luckily I have a message filter set up with just bare bones rules to filter out anything that contains “Trump” and “President” and that’s been working great. But the fact that I even get those messages is absurd to me. I’ve blocked at the bare minimum, probably about 300 of those numbers so far. It only keeps rising every week when I decide to look through my junk SMS

          • @Visstix
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            428 days ago

            That’s insane. The only message we get here is per mail, with information on where to vote and your voting card thingy. There might be some people near stores giving out flyers with information about their party, that’s about it.

            • Jay
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              128 days ago

              I wish it were the case for us here too. I appear to be the main one in my family who gets it and sometimes it has a name attached that isn’t mine so it’s possible it’s from the previous owner of the phone number. But it’s still infuriating nevertheless that it exists in the first place. Just wish there was a “Don’t ever message me again under any other number” option.

    • @[email protected]
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      828 days ago

      Nah it’s fine, see I don’t live in a swing-state, so nobody cares about my vote at all!

    • @PlantDadManGuy
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      428 days ago

      I find it kind of reassuring that at least our votes actually mean something to someone and the entire process isn’t completely rigged, otherwise no one would fucking bother.

      • @[email protected]
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        128 days ago

        That’s a very low bar ><

        Also because of first past the post, most people’s votes don’t in fact matter. So personally I like to aim a bit higher.

  • @Etterra
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    5929 days ago

    And the worst part? They’re allowed to ignore the national do not call registry.

    • @Mango
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      1229 days ago

      Removed by mod

  • @[email protected]
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    5029 days ago

    I’m in Missouri and I got one from some ghoul of a Republican today. It was very off putting. I fucking hate those fascist fucks.

  • @Concave1142
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    As annoying as it is, I reply STOP to each one and then block the number. Sometimes I get lucky and get an unsubscribe confirmation.

    I hardly get spam texts because I refuse to give my number out for anything. Jenny is my go to phone number when I need to give out a burner number.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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      1329 days ago

      I like giving them the number 719-266-2837

      I encourage folks to give it a try

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          529 days ago

          Somebody made it to demo Twilio and it’s been running for at least ten years.

          Really handy for testing telephony connections.

    • @officermike
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      228 days ago

      Anytime I want to use public WiFi that’s behind a captive portal that requires an email, I give them “[email protected]

  • @Kcap
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    2629 days ago

    Finally, a chance to tell Mom, Andrew, Jeremy, and Doug, that they’re only important enough for a stranger on the internet to want to decipher their semi-crossed out names and nothing more!

      • @samus12345
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        128 days ago

        Same, the v that’s visible is definitely not a w.

    • @[email protected]
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      228 days ago

      The town name and state is also very easy to figure out, and you can easily verify it by checking where Musk will be holding a town hall today. For each of the most violently crossed-out words, D███ and C███████, there is just one first name matching whatever is visible. Yes, I copied and pasted letters from elsewhere and the width is correct.

  • @[email protected]
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    2528 days ago

    Protip: don’t scribble shit out in screenshots. Too easy for people to figure out what’s underneath. Put filled in rectangles over whatever you don’t want people to see so there’s nothing that shows through. Most built in photo editors on phones have this functionality.

    • NoFuckingWaynado
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      Filled in rectangles are so cold and impersonal. The scribbles are organic and remind me I need to brush my hair. Who cares if someone reverse engineers OP’s mom’s name?

  • Rhynoplaz
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    I recognize those area codes! And I also get like 6 of those every day.

    Did you sign Elons petition? He only asks if you support the first two amendments, which, technically, I do. I was hoping to win the million and collect it wearing all blue! 😂

  • @Jackthelad
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    I’m so glad we don’t get campaign spam like this in the UK.

    • @[email protected]
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      Oh man I know, right‽ In Canada the run up to the election can be between 37 and 51 days. The US election cycle is for fucking ever and then restarts 2 years after the election, and that’s not counting mid terms. Just exhausting. Campaign advertising must just be a huge industry because they’re never turned off.

      • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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        The 2024 election cycle will cost America $15 billion.

      • smokebuddy [he/him]
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        629 days ago

        from what I understand in the US when you get elected to the House or Senate, you have your regular work schedule, then the party forces you into a boiler room call centre across the street for a few hours to work the phones and hustle more cash. It really does never end.

  • wander1236
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    2229 days ago

    I was pleasantly surprised to see Google Messages automatically blocks most political spam now. I’ve only gotten a few that slipped through in the past few months.

    • @[email protected]
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      429 days ago

      If my grandmother makes it to the next election I might move her to an android phone for this reason alone. Her iPhone doesn’t block the spam at all, and even appears to not have a way to delete the messages

  • southsamurai
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    1829 days ago

    This is why I’ve started blasting the fuck out of every one of them. You do enough cursing and insulting, they tend to actually stop texting and calling. I got sick of having to tell them to fucking stop the spam, which didn’t work. But, amazingly, after a few days of going batshit on every one of them, they’ve stopped almost entirely. No texts at all in three days for me, though my wife and dad still get them.

    • @[email protected]
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      929 days ago

      I’m a single-issue voter. What is your plan for the psychopaths running loose and destroying our country by putting anchovies on perfectly good pizzas? This is very important.

      • @WhatYouNeed
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        Wait until you hear about pineapple on pizza. Pineapple!

        • @knightmare1147
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          429 days ago

          Where’s my representation for square cut pizza?!

          • @WhatYouNeed
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            129 days ago

            Poor Italians are turning in their graves.

        • @spongebue
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          Hmmm. Do pineapple and anchovies go together?

  • @[email protected]
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    1428 days ago

    “I’m just gonna vote for the last person that texted me” : the demo these assholes are targeting.

  • @[email protected]
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    1229 days ago

    Fortunately Google messages filters all of it to spam and makes it very easy to toss whatever doesn’t get filtered into spam. Here’s mine from Wisconsin!