• @Squorlple
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    9725 days ago

    Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

  • Todd Bonzalez
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    6525 days ago

    If I was a hungry sea turtle, I would simply eat the jellyfish instead of the plastic.

  • TheTechnician27
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    6425 days ago

    Be a rebel by also doing your best to avoid the trash in the first place.

    • @[email protected]
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      4425 days ago

      And most importantly, work to disassemble the systems that normalize and support the production of the wasteful and toxic materials we now call trash.

      • @[email protected]
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        2425 days ago

        Are you suggesting that we should burn down companies and factories? Cuz I’d never agree to meet you at a specific time and place so that we could disassemble the means of production and effectively delete entire toxic cogs of the economy.

        In fact, tell me precisely where and when you plan on meeting so that I can definitely avoid you.

        • @[email protected]
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          425 days ago

          i would NEVER suggest burning down factories, as those can be quite easily reconfigured to produce useful things or simply be converted into quite nice neighbourhoods.

  • @[email protected]
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    5725 days ago

    How do the turtles open the jars?

    This is fucked up, the scientists ought to know turtles can’t operate jars.

  • 👍Maximum Derek👍
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    4425 days ago

    The answer seems obvious. Introduce the turtles to Kraft Mac and Cheese. Its better than jellyfish and still comes in a paperboard box.

  • @[email protected]
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    3425 days ago

    I can tell the jellies are on the right and that they’re in the genus Aurelia. Seems like a skill issue

    • @[email protected]
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      525 days ago

      The soft calls of the quetzals wake you. You’re finally free. The idea of ragebaiting and news of the American Election Cycle is nowhere to be found.

      The warm Caribbean sun shines on your shell, maybe a bit too warmly. Time for a dip in the ocean and maybe a light snack.

  • @[email protected]
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    2125 days ago

    It’s really easy to tell the difference. The jellyfish is the one that hurts you immediately when you try to swallow it and the plastic bag is the one that causes problems in 1.5-3 minutes with catastrophic problems around 10 minutes.

      • @ohwhatfollyisman
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        2425 days ago

        huh. live and learn.

        i guess for other species it’s pizza?

        • @T156
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          1525 days ago

          Only while they’re adolescent.

          • I Cast Fist
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            525 days ago

            You need the calories for the growth spurt, also to keep up with the ninja training

  • @telllos
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    1425 days ago

    Lets make bags out of jellyfish!

  • @SiEstUbiEst
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    1225 days ago

    Instead of shooting up schools imagine if Americans shot up industrial sources of litter

  • @RagingRobot
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    1225 days ago

    Save the turtles but fuck these jellyfish. we will just put them in a jar for our display.