I mean, if an elephant dies what do they do with the body?

  • @lohky
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    555 minutes ago

    …one bite at a time?

  • ValiantDust
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    414 hours ago

    I think I remember some years ago a zoo fed a dead giraffe to the lions and people went absolutely insane about it. I’m not sure about the details anymore, they might have killed it because there wasn’t enough room in the zoo for it? Either way I didn’t get it, what do they think the lions are fed any other day? Animals that weren’t killed explicitly to become food? Some cows that couldn’t bear existence on this world anymore and offered themselves as lion food? Where is the difference?

    • @Smoogs
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      102 hours ago

      Considering how much meat is required to keep a lion fed per day, part of me thinks feeding it to lions would be sensible but on the other side it depends on making sure the meat is cleaned and that the animal that died didn’t die of a cause that would cause internal damage to the lion. Lions on the Serengeti feed on freshly caught food so their catch is usually pretty clean.

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        429 minutes ago

        You’d expect the zoo staff to be fairly aware of the state their animals are in. They usually have vets coming in to check on every critter regularly.

      • Thassodar
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        32 hours ago

        “Jim, get over here! We’ve got giraffe today!”

        “OH FUCK YEAH!”

  • @Protoknuckles
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    1415 hours ago

    Look man, we’re not giving it to you. Please stop asking.

      • @ours
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        61 hour ago

        That’s Secretary of Raw Milk RFK to you, buddy.

  • @ChonkyOwlbear
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    595 hours ago

    When I was in college the biology department got donated half of a lion for dissection by veterinary students. We got the back half. I feel like that said something significant about the quality of my education.

  • @Valmond
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    84 hours ago

    Looks like elephant is back on the menu boys!

  • @[email protected]
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    165 hours ago

    There’s an urban legend in New York City.

    One day, a patrol car in the Bronx finds a headless body laying in the street. The victim’s hands, feet, and skin was removed. There’s a massive response to find the deranged killer. Everything gets called off in a few hours, after the coroner realizes that it’s the body of a gorilla.

    There was a hot dog factory in the area.

    • sylver_dragon
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      53 hours ago

      For a similar story, which isn’t a urban legend. My mother used to be the main resource for an archeological information center in the US Southwest. When work crews dug up a body, she’d get a call from the coroner to ask, “is it yours or mine?” While both are going to want to know the cause of death, the coroner isn’t going to open a criminal case for a Native America burial.

      • @[email protected]
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        138 minutes ago

        Sounds like the start of a Tony Hillerman [author] Joe Leaphorn mystery. Someone finds a body that looks like it’s a Native American ritual burial, but it’s not…

        [see TV show ‘Dark Winds’]

    • @hedgehogging_the_bed
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      114 hours ago

      I was gonna say this was some high-quality bullshit but after this year I just assume RFK Jr. was involved somehow.

    • @[email protected]
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      165 hours ago

      So what was the pretended point of the story? They were transporting the skinned gorilla body to be used in the hot dog factory and it fell of the truck or what?

  • @[email protected]
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    125 hours ago

    What do you do if you have a horse that dies or has to be put down? You call your neighbor down the road who has an excavator and ask him to dig you a horse sized hole. Then you bury it. If you don’t, you won’t want to leave your house for at least a week.

    • Chainweasel
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      134 hours ago

      As someone who grew up with horses, in most cases the hole is dug first with a ramp, the horse is walked into the hole, then it’s euthanized.