• FuzzyRedPanda
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    62 hours ago

    Love the meme but hate the sport. The whole thing revolves around two people hurting each other and causing brain damage in the process. That’s not entertaining to me, that’s horrifying.

    • @[email protected]
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      234 minutes ago

      They’re both trump supporters, so don’t feel, the brain damage was a pre existing condition

  • Th4tGuyII
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    72 hours ago

    Well this just about aged like fine milk. Far from beating Jake to a pulp, Tyson threw just 18 punches the entire fight. Though I suppose it’s inevitable when Tyson is more than double Jake’s age and he retired years ago

    • @SkyezOpen
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      140 minutes ago

      Isn’t this what basically half of people expected to happen? It was an exhibition, not a fight.

      • Th4tGuyII
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        Oh, I’m not surprised at the outcome, I expected the almost 60 y/o man to lose to the under 30 y/o man, but was just surprised to see the stats on just how little Tyson actually did in the fight.

  • @[email protected]
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    406 hours ago

    Tbh, Jake has already lost. If he wins, people will say he beat up a 58yo man, former boxer or not. If he loses, he got beat up by a 58yo man.

    Like, there’s no way he can actually win in the square of public opinion, and I’m here for it.

    • qaz
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      103 hours ago

      He wins when he gets attention, and he will get that either way

      • chingadera
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        52 hours ago

        100% just like anything to do with Jake Paul, this is about money, and the fact that we are all talking about it really only points to one outcome. He won and we lost.

    • @Zorque
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      176 hours ago

      Pretty sure he lost in the square of public opinion years ago, now he’s just capitalizing on it.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 hours ago

      You’re right, it should have been pre-election and Trump instead of Paul. Now there’s a fight I’d pay to watch

  • @Tylerdurdon
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    85 hours ago

    Most of us are not watching the fight because Netflix is sucking a big tube steak tonight. I haven’t seen this much buffering since dial up modems.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      23 hours ago

      I guess they created a hit event then! And cheaped out on their elastic servers.

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    247 hours ago

    I’m here for both of those things. I only wish it was Mike Tyson in his prime so we could really see a total annihilation of this asswipe.

          • chingadera
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            42 hours ago

            They do all the time, he’s not gonna take any fight where he can lose, especially if money isn’t the number one motivator. The fact that this isn’t common sense is worrying.

    • @Death_Equity
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      57 hours ago

      Akimbo Slice in his prime vs Paul would be more glorious.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        23 hours ago

        That dude legit scared me through the computer screen during his backyard brawling days. It scared me to know people like him existed. Did you see the fight where he burst a dude’s eye, and fucking blinded him?

        • chingadera
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          What’s even scarier is that he got absolutely rolled when it came to pros.

          You’re not wrong, dude was champ in the non pro arena, and as soon as he stepped in it was just as shocking with different winners.

  • @henchman2019
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    96 hours ago

    I’m not watching it cuz shitass Netflix won’t stop buffering.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    106 hours ago

    George Foreman once described Mike Tyson as a “cross-town bus in boxing trunks”.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      13 hours ago

      That’s a huge compliment coming from the hardest hitting boxer of his time. Foreman was a fucking beast in his era. The only reason Ali beat him is because Ali fought smart, and Foreman was the dope who got roped into it.

  • @dohpaz42
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    177 hours ago

    Oh we are definitely the same, friend. I want Jake Paul to look like extra pulp orange juice.

    • Hellfire103OP
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      97 hours ago

      Of course, I made the mistake of posting this exclusively on platforms where I hold the same opinions as everyone else.

    • @Death_Equity
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      47 hours ago

      I want Tyson to work over Paul so hard that he talks like Tyson for the rest of his life.

  • ceoofanarchism
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    76 hours ago

    To be fair unfortunately Jake Paul is probably going to win easily given age difference that fact he is a professional fighter even if not elite and Mikes long retirement.

  • @Lost_My_Mind
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    47 hours ago

    What if I’m both? I love Mike Tyson, and can’t stand the paul brothers.