• @postmateDumbass
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      Kennedy is not looking forward to the cabinet mushroom trip.

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    This reminds me of so many comments from Americans saying how embarrassing Biden is as a president and that no one takes 🇺🇸’Murica🦅 seriously anymore under the Democrats. It was weird to read as a foreigner because I loosely remember what Trump was like. And now here we are again. Hope Americans are proud.

  • Boozilla
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    The White House has one of the best chefs and kitchens in the world, and this dumbass will be ordering McD’s and KFC for 4 years.

    • @Stovetop
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      I hope so. Less cost to the taxpayer, and the high calorie and sodium count will send Trump to an early grave.

      • @CosmoNova
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        Oh the McD orders will be on top of everything. The kitchen will just throw away a lot more food.

          • @[email protected]
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            Would he? I’m terrified of his ability to double down on obvious bullshit even when presented with facts directly countering his claims.

            As bad as Trump is, I’m almost more concerned about the people who saw his first clown show and thought either “I have got to get in on this” or " I can use this to accomplish my goals. "

            • @[email protected]
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              I’d at least be fairly confident Vance wouldn’t seriously suggest nuking a hurricane.

      • @[email protected]
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        There is a cockroach effect for some people when it comes to medical matters, like cancer gets them instead of the other way around.

    • @[email protected]
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      This was the exact sentiment that crossed my mind. The amount of money these dipshits have available and they’re eating that crap? I don’t even believe it. This HAD to be a photo op to make the idiots believe “Wow they eat what I eat” before they rolled in the burnt steak with ketchup and whatever else they actually prefer.

      • @[email protected]
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        Nah it’s probably legit. Trump is famous for eating like trash. His usual order is reported to be two Big Macs and a Filet-o-fish, but I only see one Big Mac on his tray so maybe he’s on a diet.

        • @PunnyName
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          He already scarfed down the others.

      • @Sabin10
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        Trump actually loves McDonald’s and eats it all the time.

    • @pdxfed
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      Yeah, but what about the promotional and kick back opportunities lost? You have to think about profits…

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      Remember, this is the guy, who tried to sell steaks under his name, because “he knows steaks”, and also admitted to liking them well done with ketchup.

    • @eran_morad
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      the better to clog his arteries with.

  • @j4k3
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    Not a single sauce opened, no bites taken, nothing removed from an annoying tray lip and placed on the table like a real person. No sign whatsoever that they are actually eating this junk. The half eaten fries are staged as eating without the ketchup that is right there on the tray is quite unlikely.

    This is a staged ad. It is meant to be a message to others in corporate America, and for marketing to convenient idiots to quote the Russian term.

    • @distantsounds
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      It’ both. The before eating pics are always more PR friendly. Trump loves McDonald’s because he has no taste

      • granolabar
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        Apparently I like Warren buffet he will eat it.

        Not sure about the rest of them

  • @NegativeLookBehind
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    Strap the fuck in, American people of the Fediverse. This table of lunatics is about to make your lives much harder and more dangerous.

    • @WhatsHerBucket
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      Hate to say it, but the US isn’t the only country that is fucked. The impact is going to be felt worldwide and in a harsh way.

      We’ll see how long places like Ukraine and Taiwan will last.

      Ugh, the more I think about it the more I realize how bad it’s going to be.

      • @Kyrgizion
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        There could be (rare) upsides. If they go through with 50% or higher tarrifs, electronics prices in EU might come down due to dumping.

        • @eran_morad
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          oh, you guys are definitely getting dumped on.

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    hahaha. Jesus what fuckin losers man. I mean they may fucking re-educate me with a bullet between my eyes but at least I’ll be laughing at them as they do.

  • @[email protected]
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    i’m comforted by the fact that everyone in this picture despises everyone else in this picture. the thought that trump probably hates elmo because of his giant hands makes me happy

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    Wow can you imagine the inane conversations that happen sitting at a table with these assholes? That literallly sounds like torture.

    It’s like Fiona Apple said about sitting in a private theater doing coke with Tarantino and Paul Thomas Anderson was a catalyst to never do coke again, this would be a catalyst to never breathing or living on this earth again.

    • @evidences
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      The conversations would be insane because I bet ever single one of them would be a one upper.

      RFK Jr would probably tell some story about cutting the head off a Bald Eagle then Elon would chime in about the time his personal Tesla flew to Mars with a Bald Eagle inside it, that’s what was in the suit.

      Trump would try and say it was actually not a Bald Eagles in the Tesla but it was him and the Air Force launched a second rocket top secret rocket to pick him up, it was the biggest rocket.

      And lastly Don Jr or Eric which even kid that is would start to tell a story and Trump would interrupt him and talk over him telling a story about the time he sexually assaulted some random women but since he has zero self awareness he would frame it as a good time.

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        Ugh, that sounds so fucking insufferable.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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    Is that Leonard Leo in the back? (Right side)

    That’s the master vampire! If we stake him, the rest lose their powers!

    • Billiam
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      No, that’s Mike “My son and I know each other’s porn habits” Johnson.