Let’s be happy it doesn’t have access to nuclear weapons at the moment.

  • @Olhonestjim
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    19 minutes ago

    Probably my fault guys. I tell Google to fuck off every time it pipes up with its stupid voice. Sorry about that.

  • @Agent641
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    113 minutes ago

    Brutal, but he’s not wrong.

  • Flying Squid
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    252 minutes ago

    Let’s be happy it doesn’t have access to nuclear weapons at the moment.

    Hey! I just watched that movie!

    • @Agent641
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      212 minutes ago

      Love that movie.

      “How many days a week do you need a woman?”

      “Seven.”

      “Not want. Need.”

      Cheeky grin

      • Flying Squid
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        110 minutes ago

        Me too. I hadn’t thought of it in ages and then it came up in discussion last week, so I watched it again. Just as terrific as I remembered.

  • Zier
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    11 hour ago

    Reminder; it’s called Artificial Intelligence, it’s not real. This has been a recording.

  • @Im_old
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    44 hours ago

    At least it asked “please”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    5710 hours ago

    What a coincidence. I just got Gemini to tell me this:

    Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.

  • @Yawweee877h444
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    1110 hours ago

    I fucking love AI.

    I for one, welcome our new AI overlords.

  • FlashMobOfOne
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    810 hours ago

    Clearly Google trained its AI only on the most useful data.