• @satanmat
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    593 months ago

    Sg-1 : but have you tried C-4?

  • @aeronmelon
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    Star Trek: “We might be able to disable the Goa’uld personal shield if we send a harmonic frequency using our communicators to depolarize their emitter.”

    Stargate: “Hey, look. I can softball a knife through the shield and stab the fucker.”

    • @marcos
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      Stargate: “Can your shield stand 1kg of explosives?”

      Stargate, later: “Ok, can it stand 30kg?”

      • JWBananas
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        103 months ago

        Also Stargate: "Crap! Our explosives are powering their shield!

      • @RizzRustbolt
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        53 months ago

        Mantrid was just a stand-in for producer meddling.

        • Flying SquidM
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          53 months ago

          That makes sense since Lexx was about 75% producer meddling.

    • hopesdead
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      83 months ago

      That dude had to wait hundreds of years for an exact date, right?

      • Aa!
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        133 months ago

        If I recall correctly, he didn’t wait for any dates, he just made things happen

        Like moving the entire castle to the top of a Manhattan skyscraper

        • hopesdead
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          43 months ago

          I remember him reading from a book some prophecy which he was following exact instructions.

            • FenrirIII
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              53 months ago

              Leader of a large clan, Goliath and his kin were charged with protecting their home, a first century Scottish castle, and the humans who inhabited it. However, they were betrayed and the majority of the clan was smashed. The few that escaped were cursed to sleep until the castle rose above the clouds.

      • @ummthatguy
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        73 months ago

        Listen to Brother Matheson:

  • @[email protected]
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    113 months ago

    It’ll hurt when it hits the noggin (superior monke accuracy) but the pin’s not pulled cause monke dum

    • IndiBrony
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      73 months ago

      No. Monke smart. This way he can throw rock again!