• Sundray
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    484 days ago

    “Trust me, this little dude likes to party.”

  • @Dasus
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    113 days ago

    “The gnome himself was visibly startled,” police said, referring to the gnome having its hands covering its mouth.

    The only cops I’d be willing to say aren’t necessarily all bastards, would be the Dutch cops. Got to love their sense of humour.

    • @MutilationWave
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      104 days ago

      What’s the story behind Santa’s dildo there?

      • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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        74 days ago

        No idea, I’ve seen it in several different places. I think it’s a stylised Christmas tree gone dildo…

      • @hinterlufer
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        64 days ago

        It’s some piece of art and the resemblance is intentional. Search for “Buttplug Gnome” to find out more.

        • @[email protected]
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          LOL I thought you are joking, but it is actually called buttplug gnome: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_(sculpture)

          Officially the work represents Santa Claus holding a Christmas tree in his hands but the artist has implied that it could also represent a buttplug, and that “…For me, the sculpture is also about the consumer community - as a commentary on material consumption in the Western world.”[3]

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            27 hours ago

            The unveiling was done by a man pulling off the cover, suspended by an overhead crane with hooks through his skin.

            Just put him on display I guess.

  • @tlou3please
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    244 days ago

    To be honest, I’m amazed that anyone even thought to send it off for testing. I’m an ex police officer and I wouldn’t have thought of that. I’d just lump it in with the other weird shit you always find in drug dens.

    • FuglyDuck
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      43 days ago

      Do you suddenly feel the need to go back and test everything?

      I imagine they got squirrelly or something whenever the cops went near it.

    • @[email protected]
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      174 days ago

      It was with a bunch of other drugs and the material looks a bit off. I’m sure you would’ve had a hunch.

  • @SendMePhotos
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    174 days ago

    Scene is dry af where I am, yet there are gnomes made of the stuff

    • @MutilationWave
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      84 days ago

      I try to be happy with what I have but when I think of the insane drugs the rich have access to, with other people taking all the risk, I have to admit I’m a bit jealous.

    • @[email protected]
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      23 days ago

      Are you in the US? MDMA is so incredibly common in Europe since the precursors to produce it are easy to get ahold of here

    • Decoy321
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      Probably as “inconspicuous” storage. If you’ve got a bunch of other garden gnomes around, this’ll look just like one of them.

      Is it a clever idea? Did it work? Well, we’re reading about it…

  • TheTechnician27
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    94 days ago

    “And then, Perry the Platypus, I will be the greatest ecstasy kingpin in the tri-state area!”

  • don
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    64 days ago

    Dude likes to party so much that he literally is the party.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 days ago

    All drugs must be legal. The bipartisan war on drugs and the police state spawned from it must end.

  • Jo Miran
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    14 days ago

    Witch with a cold: “I curse you gnome. I turn you to ston!”

    Magic: Did she saw stone or stoned? Why not both?