Yer in one

    • Boxscape
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      “After inspection, it was found that the packages the robot was carrying contained a powder resembling illegal substances.”

      Moscow Police: Oh, silly me. Did I say packages? I meant package—singular. 😏

    • (⬤ᴥ⬤)
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      i mean, those robots are like $50k a piece minimum right? and they’re not particularly fast. it wouldn’t make sense to use them as drug mules

      • @kshade
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        That doesn’t look like a Spot but one of the cheaper copies.

        • Flying SquidM
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          Just some brief searching shows me you can get them for under $1000 these days. It might actually be cost-effective.

    • @over_clox
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      Okay, you can quit snorting that anthrax now

  • @Treczoks
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    Sounds extremely fishy. Those robo-dogs are expensive, they are slow - too slow to really act as couriers, and this is supposed to be Moscow - A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos, where you can’t get them at the next corner shop.

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      I can’t tell too much from the picture but I believe that’s a Chinese robot and China will ship to Russia from what I understand. And I’ve seen those as low as $1600 and anyone can order them online. It still sounds fishy maybe the cops want an excuse to get their own

    • Bob
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      Not to mention the Russian police uniform doesn’t look like that.

    • @[email protected]
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      A city in a country under rather strict tech embagos

      Chinese tech is not embargoed and, despite less cool videos, actually widely deployed.

  • @Iheartcheese
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    This may be the coolest fucking thing ever

  • @janonymous
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    This is exactly the Cyberpunk we expected. Cyberpunk has never been shy about being a dystopia.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      Practically the definition of the genre. It’s not typically “punk” if it’s a glistening utopia.

      Using robots to do conduct black market trade under the nose of the police sounds extremely punk.

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    Who’s a good boy?

  • @Jiggle_Physics
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    This is EXACTLY the type of thing I expected from a cyberpunk dystopia

    • @Zess
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      Right? Like did the creator of this image think more policing is less dystopian?

      • @Jiggle_Physics
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        Militarized police, criminal syndicates using robots that destroy evidence when caught, to smuggle drugs, I don’t think this person knows what cyberpunk is

  • @[email protected]
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    Nah, I’m kinda okay with that. Better than thought-crime surveillance Cyberpunk dystopia.

  • @[email protected]
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    The 3 industries that will always have the money and be on the forefront of innovation:

    1. Military
    2. Drugs
    3. Porn
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    This would probably be cheaper to send over the border with drugs too.

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      I betcha its not too hard to put a faux skin on one of these to make it look like an actual animal, which from a distance would be potentially hard to tell apart from an real animal. As long as it’s used in the middle of nowhere,

      It would probably be great for send drugs over remote parts of the border.

    • @jaybone
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      Wouldn’t a drone be cheaper and easier?

      • Flying SquidM
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        Easier to see and you can shoot it down from a distance more easily too.

        • @[email protected]
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          The ruskies should be extra nervous about drones these days too.

          “Is drugs? Or about to blow a spire off the kremlin?

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    Im actually amazed that while we supposedly have robo dogs we still have photos so blurry that you cant see shit.

    • @[email protected]
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      I mean it’s just matter of priority I suppose, if something is relatively cheap and effective there’s no need to invest into 4k or higher quality cameras. Especially when you don’t have the storage for a week of footage or few days that loop over each other. But that’s just my assumption, if 4k becomes the norm and storage gets bigger and cheaper we might see good quality security footage.

      • @squozenode
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        Counterpoint: 4k camera modules are getting rapidly cheaper, it’s standard in cell phones now. Gyroscope modules used to be crazy expensive, then Nintendo ordered 400 million of them for the Wii.

        • @[email protected]
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          Gyroscope modules used to be crazy expensive, then Nintendo ordered 400 million of them for the Wii.

          Those are different gyroscopes. Big spinning disk != MEMS gyro.

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          Nice, didn’t know that. Now just the storage but that’s matter of time or maybe it already is. The biggest probably is getting all the cameras upgraded but that also just needs time I assume.

      • @Woht24
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        If 4k becomes the norm?

        Where have you been living mate?

  • @Pirtatogna
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    To be honest I’m more worried because of Moscow than any robot dog.

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      Trivially traceable. Just follow the dog (discretely).

    • bruhduh
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      Cyberpunk we wanted

  • @Emerald
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    That’s awesome, I love drug dealing robo-dogs