• @snekerpimp
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    1281 month ago

    “President Musk wants to continue to kill people for profit” fify

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    861 month ago

    Correction: President Musk wants to stop Tesla having to report crashes and Vice President Trump of course has to come into line with President Musk’s policy.

  • FiveMacs
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    1 month ago

    Tesla’s should be banned from being allowed to be on the roads then.

  • Monte
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    Fine, but from now on Trump has to travel exclusively by full self-driving teslas with FSD enabled at all times

  • @[email protected]
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    351 month ago

    Muskrat has to work on his ventriloquism, he’s got his arm way up there, but I think I saw his lips move for this announcement.

  • TheTechnician27
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    So what I’m hearing here is that Cybertrucks should be vandalized indiscriminately en masse across the country as a form of protest.

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    271 month ago

  • @YourAvgMortal
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    231 month ago

    Elon will swear that it will continue to report crashes even though they don’t have to. And will proceed to not report anything.

  • TomMasz
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    Friends don’t let friends drive Teslas.

  • @SkunkWorkz
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    201 month ago

    Okay but then police and insurance can’t use the camera recordings to track down a perp who keys Teslas. It’s only fair.

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      31 month ago

      This doesn’t hurt the oligarchs so it’s not equivalent. Not reporting crashes does help the oligarchs. For balance we need ot remove at least as much, to make the rest of us “whole” so to speak.

  • @Treczoks
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    151 month ago

    Trump is just doing what Musk commands him.

  • @Allonzee
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    151 month ago

    I can just picture the secret service coming with black bags in the event of any survivors of Elon’s death traps when they crash so they don’t talk.

    • Phoenixz
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      31 month ago

      What survivors? There never were any survivors…

      • @[email protected]
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        21 month ago

        There can’t be survivors if there is no accident.

        The uptick on random disappearances is surely due to those damn immigrant, better give more H1B visas.

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