It’s interesting that the instructions want you to cup your hands around the nipple instead of just spraying yourself directly

  • @wjrii
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    The stuff at Truck Stops to make life on the road doable is really kind of interesting. The most interesting to me is “Idle Air,” this set of gantries in the lot with tubes hanging down that mate with one of the side windows to provide AC, electric, TV, and internet without having the truck idle all night. It’s an impressively large amount of infrastructure.

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      Damn that is pretty cool. I don’t know if I’ve ever seen or heard about that before

      • @wjrii
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        I guess they’re not as popular now, as trucks have become smarter and more electrified so they don’t have to idle as much while still being able to power increasingly efficient devices, plus I guess people just abused the everliving fuck out of them, but it’s such an interesting solution to a problem “normal” people wouldn’t think about, and one with very visible infrastructure.

  • @normalexit
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    They would have made a fortune on placing these in high school locker rooms.

    • themeatbridge
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      What’s funny is that you (and I) associate cologne with high school, but adult men were spraying that shit on themselves from like the 50s to the 90s. Then Axe Body Spray took over the youth market, and a lot of boys coming of age started reevaluating their life choices. Smoking in public also became rare, and generally people started smelling better without the need for fragrances.

      I can’t remember the last time I used cologne or smelled it on another person. But my laundry, shampoo, body wash, and beard balm all have their own fragrances.

      • @fubo
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        Smoking in public also became rare, and generally people started smelling better without the need for fragrances.

        This has got to be a big part of it in two different ways: smokers wanting to cover their own stink, but also smokers having reduced sense of smell!

        • @[email protected]
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          also smokers having reduced sense of smell!

          Nowadays I feel like people have nuked their sense of smell with fragrance generally. I trip to anyone else’s house and I get headaches from the amount of automatic fragrance despensers, reed diffusers, essential oil atomisers, scented this that and the other on top of bombing themselves with strongly scented body products and sprays.

          • @[email protected]
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            In my experience, it’s fortunately not too common. I disliked potpourri (headaches…) but the essential oil diffusers are so much worse.

            I feel like people have scented things for as long as I can remember, but maybe how we’re doing it has changed.

            I personally like it when my home smells like “nothing,” even when I come back to it after being gone a while. Smelling changes in humidity, level of dust, or anything else is pretty great.

          • @[email protected]
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            Where are you if you don’t mind me asking? I feel like I’m not running into this on the US west coast

      • @[email protected]
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        It feels mostly regional to me. The vibe I get is that Americans especially don’t really care for fragrances while here in the Middle East it’s a goddamn stereotype of us Lebanese men that we wear too much cologne.

        (Or as I have grown up to understand it, just about enough cologne)

        • themeatbridge
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          Good point, I’m only speaking from my experience in the Mid-Atlantic US region. It’s probably different everywhere.

        • teft
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          Very regional. I live in Colombia and literally every single person wears perfume or cologne. I’m the odd one for not wearing scents like that.

      • @[email protected]
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        I can’t remember the last time I used cologne or smelled it on another person.

        God, I wish that was me. For whatever reason a bunch of people here (but especially people 50 and up as you noted) wear heavy perfume/cologne. I’ll admit to being moderately smell-sensitive, but sometimes even walking 15 or 20 feet behind them will leave me STILL smelling it!

        • @shalafi
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          Sorry, that was my wife and I.

      • Somewhiteguy
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        I find it’s very regional inside of the US. It depends on a few factors, but age, prominance, and locality to a “night-life” tends to be the primary ones I find. I live very rural in Southern US, and it’s hit or miss if I ever smell a guy with cologne, but when I do it’s the guy I know goes out a lot and lives in-town or much older.

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      They would have been exclusively filled with axe though.

  • @ninjabard
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    Is this new or novel? Every gas station I remember from growing up had these next to the condom vending dispensers. Even Wal-Mart had them.

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      I remember those being in bars forever, the vending machine with the massive knob on top to turn for all the options, but I always thought they dispensed tiny bottles, not a spray out of the machine like this

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      Find me one irl I’ll wait

      Haven’t seen them in nearly twenty years. Especially one not next to a condom dispenser.

      • Ekky
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        First time I’m seeing this. Didn’t even know something like this existed, though, I guess it does make sense.

      • @papalonian
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        Find me one irl I’ll wait

        How are you being so snobby in claiming that they cannot find something that you literally have just shown exists in the wild, especially when they’re implying they’ve seen them before…?

        • @GraphyOP
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          Think you’re taking my comment a bit too seriously if you think I’m being snobby lol.

          The dude came into a mildly interesting post and was like “ugh seen it (years ago)” which I found hilarious bc once again it’s mildly interesting post

          I haven’t seen one of these bad boys in a while so yeah to me it’s a bit interesting this one’s still kicking when it was probably installed 20 years ago

          • @papalonian
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            “Do XYZ I’ll wait” is always gonna sound snobby, even if it’s just a joke 🤷🏾‍♂️ to be clear I’m completely on your side. Even if these were super common in one area or another, if you find it at least mildly interesting, it’s in the right place. The opener to your comment just read as super defensive to me.

            • @GraphyOP
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              Hah I think I’d call it snarky instead of snobby then since my goal was to be snarky.

              The dude came into a post asking insincerely if something was new because their childhood was raining cologne dispensers and condoms like that’s supposed to still be the case twenty years later.

              Like be real with me dawg

  • @FahrenheitGhost
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    Now we know where all the overstock from the early 90s went…

  • @[email protected]
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    I love that drakkar is in there. Didn’t know that was still a thing, but I would do that one just for Nostalgia.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s funny that’s the only one that caught my eyes and I have no idea what it is. All I can think is you would smell like burnt offerings and dragon blood?

    • @BeMoreCareful
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      Me too, then we’d head over to the nearest target/walmart to pick up chicks.

  • comador
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    Surprised it doesn’t have a QR code for grindr lol

  • arglebargle
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    Cologne is nasty to begin with, but these truck stop “replicas” are probably even worse!

  • magnetosphere
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    These are for guys who think they’re masking their BO, but aren’t. There’s no substitute for a shower, dude.

    • bluGill
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      Those same truck stops have showers and truckers use them all the time.