• @Ydna
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    Crossover with goa’uld symbiote that bonds with you then becomes a depressing nihilist 🤷‍♂️

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      This has made me wonder what kind of shit happens when a Borg assimilates a symbiote bonded Trill 🤔

      Is that like a 2-for-1 mind collective bonus? Or even deeper, like every single Trill ever bonded to the symbiote has a separate personality (er, well voice at least) within the collective?

  • @Agent641
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    510 hours ago

    When the Borg assimilate snoop Dogg and become galactically stoned.

  • Sundray
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    915 hours ago

    In an alternate timeline, Janeway is assimilated by the Borg.

    Thus begins the collective’s endless galactic search for coffee.

  • @[email protected]
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    If the romulans on that one ship were able to mentally break an entire cube by just having really bad memories in their heads, maybe the lore would actually allow for something like this

  • @bitjunkie
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    916 hours ago

    Doing my part to prevent humanity joining a utopian hivemind

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    We are the Borg, you will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

    Poor bastards

    • @bitjunkie
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      916 hours ago

      You can’t accuse them of writing unsympathetic bad guys

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001
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      1218 hours ago

      Exactly where my mind went.

      “I have an exceptionally large mind. Not that anyone listens”

  • IninewCrow
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    1118 hours ago

    Lol … they assimilate 21st century humans …

    “We do not want your biological and technological distinctiveness for our own. We do not want your culture … eww”

    Our collective stupidity is probably our greatest protection from invading alien species.

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      916 hours ago

      We’re one of those pre-warp planets where they see we’re on the verge of destroying ourselves and they just shrug and say “sucks to be them, Prime Directive.”

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    516 hours ago

    The Borg that went into the past and assimilated the humans of 2063 must have become super depressed. Amazing they managed to make it into the “present time” of the movie.

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      615 hours ago

      Unfortunately those Borg were too far away from the Collective as a whole to bum out the hivemind.

  • Optional
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    719 hours ago

    We Are the Borg. . . . I guess. I mean, if no one cares, we can be the Shoes or the Cabbages. And believe us, no one cares. D’you have any more Vodka?

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      515 hours ago

      Ugh, we’re the Borg. Sigh, we’d assimilate you but it’s not even worth it because it’s just too hard…

  • @iAvicenna
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    418 hours ago

    what if their base are belong to us?