Pfft that’s why you’re a lesser religion!
1994 would mean this corolla is potentially 31, much too old for the average priest.
There are dietary laws for Catholics, specifically about fasting and abstaining from meat consumption, but they vary wildly by region. For example, Canadian Catholics are permitted to eat meat on Friday if they perform an act of charity, read the Bible, or pray more than usual. Just make sure you’re Canadian or else God will be mad.
Some other interesting Lent exceptions include gator, beaver, and muskrat, being considered “fish” theologically speaking.
There’s a case to be made for them all being fish biologically speaking, too.
Of course, that case would also mean making chicken, beef, and all the other meat people typically eat would be fish, which might defeat the intent of the rule.
And good luck if you’re allergic to fish
Glad I don’t have to give up eating beaver for Lent
Bobr kurwa!
Originally Christians aren’t even supposed to eat pork like the Jews. But then the Romans be like 🤌 then God said “Okay okay chill, pork’s back on the menu except on Friday’s”
“with God all things are possible” Matthew 19:26
Someone doesn’t read their Bible!
Automobiles fall under the same exception as iron chariots (Judges 1:19).
Ezekiel 23:20
That’s not a Corolla.
To be fair, he’s a priest. He only knows about Chryslers and vehicles whose names end in –mobile.
Emblem on the rim makes it look like a Lincoln
Also the rest of the car makes it look like a Lincoln Towncar 😂
Father David Michael? Never trust someone with two first names.
Especially Ryan George. That guy is … sketchy!
I find his lack of faith disturbing
Can’t have sex with it either.
He can eat the 1993 and 1995 Corollas though
skill issue
This suggests he could eat it were he not a catholic priest
Be careful though. Earl’s crazy. He ate one of my cars once. Yeah, the whole car. Like, with a fork.
