• @[email protected]
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    Worrying that your eyelashes are too long is about as far from alpha as it’s possible to get.

    • @[email protected]
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      I trim my eyelashes to prevent them from hitting my glasses which causes eye strain. My Opthalmologist keeps saying I should stop, and then offers no workable alternative.

        • @[email protected]
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          Having the eyeglasses close to your eyes is nice though, you get a wider fov and potentially less optical artifacts depending on the setup

        • @[email protected]
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          164 days ago

          I have the same problem, its not that they’re too close its that the eyelashes are that fuckin long

          • @P00ptart
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            64 days ago

            Same problem, and it makes my glasses oily. They even hit my safety glasses at work.

          • @AnUnusualRelic
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            14 days ago

            If they’re over 3 cm, you should probably trim them.

    • @Hikermick
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      They should pluck them then draw them on real short

    • Bob
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      Yeah, now I’m thinking about eyelashes and they’re starting to seem alien.

    • @electricyarn
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      Seeing as alpha is a madeup concept… who cares?

  • @Old_Yharnam
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    444 days ago

    Totally alpha to worry about the length of your eyelashes

  • @Zannsolo
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    I did this(with scissors) when I was 5 or so because I was told I had beautiful eyelashes, being the manly man I was at 5 I couldn’t be beautiful so I cut them off.

    These bros ain’t alpha they are 5yos in mens bodies.

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      I did the same when I was like 5. Not because I didn’t like being feminine (I am literally trans now) but because an eyelash got in my eye and I decided that I was going to solve my own issue by myself.

    • KingJalopy
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      I tried to pull mine out at around age 6 because at a cowboys football game a stranger told me she wanted my lashes and she was gonna steal them.

    • @Rhoeri
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      34 days ago

      Great response!

    • @isles
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      24 days ago

      You just don’t understand the Life, old man! /s

  • @But_my_mom_says_im_cool
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    They’re trying to make themselves attractive to each other. A woman would love a guy’s nice lashes, but they wanna look good for their bros

    • @Bonesince1997
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      You make a good point about the compliment. A former girlfriend complimented mine once. Although I’m not sure if it was fully a compliment or maybe some jealousy. But, the compliment stuck, and I occasionally recognize this myself when I look in the mirror!

  • @LouNeko
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    564 days ago

    +40% Pocket Sand Effectiveness

  • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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    Having your eyelashes trimmed to appear less feminine is the same energy as getting fake lashes or putting on mascara to appear more feminine. If you need your eyelashes trimmed, your beard sculpted, your hair gel’d, and your tan sprayed on just so you can look more masculine, I think you might be missing the forest for the trees, my guy. Absolutely nothing wrong with being concerned about your hygeine and appearance, but let’s not pretend that this is the rugged masculinity you think you are portraying. Surprised the Alpha Bros came up with it, not the Queer Eye dudes.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      I’m masculine because I stink and I leave my beard in whatever weird shape my cat licks it into.

      • @kryptonianCodeMonkey
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        Or… hear me out… Maybe masculinity isn’t about being either dirty or obsessive over your appearance…?

        • @otacon239
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          I’m masculine because I’m gay and I piss and shit all over the place

    • @Harvey656
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      I love grooming my beard and shaping it up. I’ll spend a decent amount of time doing in the bathroom making it just right. Not because it makes me manly, but because I like it and even more importantly, my lady likes it. And any manly man knows that making your significant other happy is the manliest fucking thing possible.

    • @[email protected]
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      44 days ago

      The Queer Eye guys didn’t come up with it because they knew how stupid it would probably look.

  • @fox2263
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    If they want to affirm their gender, that’s their decision and are free to do so 😀

  • @MilitantAtheist
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    Know what else is feminine? Being alive. Get to it alphas!

  • @HorreC
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    These guys are sure looking at other men and finding them so attractive a lot. Maybe they are worried about something else and should talk to somebody about those feelings so that they can live comfortable in their own skin.

  • qyron
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    I’m… aged. And ever since I discovered sex was a thing, I discovered that my stupidly long eyelashes were both atractive to women and a very good conversation starter, as I would be randomly complimented/asked about them.

    Let your eyelashes be. Good for looks and protection!

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    Meanwhile there’s an Infantry grunt these guys would idolize who hasn’t showered in 3 days, is four layers deep in camo makeup, and they just popped a wad of chewing tobacco in their mouth while they lay in a pile of trash for their job.

    I don’t believe in the whole Alpha male thing but these guys wouldn’t know what an Alpha is until they were backed up against the wall pissing themselves.

    • @SkybreakerEngineer
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      74 days ago

      Someone start a trend where they eat heavy metals and breathe helium to become more alpha

  • @Agent641
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    Femininity is stored in the lashes

  • IninewCrow
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    234 days ago

    If you’re constantly looking at the world in a sexual way … the problem isn’t the world. It’s you.

  • @Death_Equity
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    I have fairly dense and long eyelashes, don’t give a fuck because I am secure in my identity.

    How you could be so insecure that your long eyelashes make you feel like less of a man is beyond me. Real beta insecurity to have.

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    Women have told me they love my long eyelashes since I was a teen. I’ve never felt the need to shave them.

    Further: biology and evolution developed these to protect my eyes. What idiot goes against that?

    I’m the most alpha man in the room. /s

    I’m also the only man in the room.