• Flying Squid
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    I really don’t know how they don’t understand the very simple concept that you can’t force someone into a contract.

    But it was nice of him to not charge a fee to keep people updated, I guess.

      • @[email protected]
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        231 month ago

        When you understand something so well, that you now overstand it, to the point it’s taking up too much brain real estate.

        • themeatbridge
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          71 month ago

          If you have not watched Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, you’ll enjoy it.

    • Rhynoplaz
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      181 month ago

      But the gubment forced us into a contract of indentured servitude under the social security gold standard emancipation proclamation​!

    • @RedditWanderer
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      It’s all based on the articles of confederation or wtv where it was a bit more free and wild, people had these kinds of rules and contracts between them. Nothing like this of course.

      Basically they think an old government piece of paper that has wording they prefer outweighs the government piece of paper they don’t. (The one they don’t have to pay for, but still get alll the benefits).

    • @Roopappy
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      “By your performance, we mutally agree”. “It is now effective due to their performance.”

      Is “performance” some kind of magic word? On the surface, and also under the surface, this doesn’t make any sense.

      • Flying Squid
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        122 days ago

        It’s all magic words with SovCits.

      • Flying Squid
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        111 month ago

        No, you still have to agree to the ToS. They can’t force you. All they can do is say that you cannot access the software or service if you don’t agree to it. No one can force you to agree to a contract. That’s just not how contract law works.

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    Imagine if the tow truck guy was ALSO a sov cit and he took the contract and did the sovcit magic and signed his name in red ink at a 45 degree angle on this contract lol. Do you think the original guy would be like “hmm OK yup, you got me” or would he double-down?

        • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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          121 month ago

          Here’s one where the guy posted he spent a bunch of money learning sovcit tricks, and now is in 20K of debt and been evicted, and these were the replies…

            • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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              101 month ago

              This guy is my fave sovcit. Things have not gone well for him and he’s also weirdly insane about cars.

              • Flying Squid
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                121 month ago

                “I assessed my own value for the place I’m renting and I have paid enough so I won’t pay anymore, but I’m not sure if this is legal.”

                Gotcha, pal.

                • @[email protected]
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                  530 days ago

                  Our utilities are paid for by sales tax.

                  And since sovcits don’t pay taxes, utilities are just completely free. /s

    • @Agent641
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      21 month ago

      Untitled States of America

      • @Noodle07
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        11 month ago

        Entitled slates of Ame Rika

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    "To the Police or whom it may concern,

    By arresting or detaining me you hereby agree to the contract by which I can do anything I want. Any instance of your intent to prevent or punish me is heretofore subject to a $58,000,000,000 (fifty eight billion dollar) penalty."

    Right fellas, it’s crime freedom time

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    Thank god the moron wrote out the number values (.00 cents btw!!!) and then immediately after wrote out the same information but in English. This isn’t a fucking check you dumbfuck, who exactly is getting any value out of doing that?

    Maybe you shouldn’t hand write a goddamn “contract” if you’re soooo worried someone might come fudge the numbers you wrote down! Shit, at that point just write out the numbers in English and skip the numerical version altogether. Literally wasting their own time.

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      I imagine they think it makes the hand written contact look more official. Is it hand written to be like calligraphy? Or do they just not have a printer. Actually I think every physical writing I’ve seen from sovcits has been hand written. Is that another of their things?

    • Flying Squid
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      I would bet you one of their spellbooks sovereign citizen websites told them to do that. Every weird thing they write is based on some stupid rule they think they have to follow.

  • @[email protected]
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    261 month ago

    How the fuck do you spell “United” incorrectly? The Constitution and the 14th Amendment? Where do they think the Amendments are?

    I do love “overstand” though.

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    171 month ago

    What if they pay him with one of those coupons they like so much?

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    141 month ago

    I’m now gonna use the word, “overstand” when someone over explains something to the point where they lose me again.

  • morgan423
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    Making magical gestures …“By your performance, we mutually agree to the binding terms of this contract!”

    Hogwarts instructor: No, you must abbreviate that, it’s much too lengthy, and you’ll be counterspelled. Try this instead: “Contractus Bindero!”

  • @[email protected]
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    131 month ago

    Anyone who makes me read a dumb contract owes me $100,000.00 one hundred thousand Untited States dollars. Since I’m feeling generous, I’ll take Australian or Canadian dollars too

    • @[email protected]
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      61 month ago

      If that’s how it worked all we’d need to do is run one of those installers that forces you to scroll all the way down their EULA.

    • Kraiden
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      41 month ago

      I take “overstand” to be an antonym of “understand” in which case: Yes, I overstand as well.

  • @[email protected]
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    111 month ago

    This is the equivalent of spam – “NOW IN REAL LIFE! ™”

    Did they illegally park while selling dick pills?

    • Flying Squid
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      61 month ago

      I don’t know, but there’s a very good chance they illegally parked while also avoiding child support payments.

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    101 month ago

    Why don’t I see sovcits demanding fees of the range of 100s of millions of dollars? If they are going to try and insert these beliefs into reality then why not try to become billionaires along the way?

    • @BonesOfTheMoonOPM
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      81 month ago

      Sometimes they do, here’s a snippet from a child protection case in Alberta.

      • @[email protected]
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        That’s actually a nice way to explain their behavior. It’s easy to just laugh at them, but reality is kinda fucked up a lot of the times too.