For the discerning homebuyer/vampire who hates the idea of natural sunlight!
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1119-E-Puma-Ln-Lincoln-KS-67455/128506191_zpid/
(looking at pictures) Huh? I don’t understand. They’re storing their stuff in there, what’s so bad ab- ah, there’s the, uh, living quarters, I see. Well okay then, it’s not my style but I su- oh lawdy lawd a bunch of
crucifixescrosses.Edit: those are “just” crosses.
So they bought this place, but it’s lack of natural sunlight kept attracting vampires, so they had to put up crucifixes everywhere to keep them away?
Minus the interior decoration this is like ideal for me.
My dream house is basically a garage with a house attached. But I guess a house inside a garage works too.
It’s not terrible. It’s definitely not for me, but I don’t hate the living space.
There are private small airports with garages and hangers at each house. At least in the US, they are called community airports or air parks. Often grass runways and often self built houses. There’s always some folks that don’t fly but just want the hanger as a shop. Good communities at these places too. Pretty badass when your neighbor has gnarly tool you’d like to use and has built their own airplane
Those look to be just crosses (popular with Protestants), crucifixes generally refer to a cross with ol’ J-dawg on it (popular with Catholics)
Huh. TIL.
(Thinking about it, the remnants of my Latin knowledge from school say that makes sense.)
That wall… Jesus Christ!
“Does it have an attached garage?” “Brother does it ever”
ngl I kinda like the idea of having a house inside my shed lmao. I feel like that one “Race it, Break it, Fix it, Repeat” sign really says who the target market is.
Finally, someone with a good grasp of the proper ratios when comes to house space vs garage/workshop space. Chuck in a few exterior windows and I would be fine with something like this.
I would be checking how much weight above the living space can handle though - I suspect it might not be up to suitable floor loadings for workshop usage.
Yeah, this is amazing. I’d buy it.
Some won’t understand—especially if they live in a matchbox apt in a concrete jungle and have the mechanical aptitude of a liberal arts student with hobbies to match.
Lol, chill, that was such an aggressive comment to no one.
you do realize that people don’t live in tiny apartments because that’s the dream of their life, right?
they live like that because they have to live in the city to find work, and the cities have absurd housing shortages which makes the tiny apartments the least expensive option. They live like that because the alternative is fucking dying of exposure on the streets.
Christ that’s a lot of decapitated things.
I’m assuming the inner building has its own air supply or there’s just so much volume in the outer part so all the ICEs don’t make everybody sleepy.
Sleepy sounds nice
With no egress windows (or windows at all) I’m surprised they are allowed to classify this as livable space…
Around me they have to be suuuuuper careful to not refer to any room lacking egress windows as “bedroom”, because it’s not up to code and thus isn’t living space. I assumed that was everywhere in the US.
The rooms do have windows… that lead to the shed. So checkmate, you northern yank.
It’s weird but frankly I’d live here as long as it had high speed internet.
No people and I could probably shoot off my back porch… Living the dream.
shoot off my back porch
What did that porch ever do to you? Certainly there are more efficient was to be rid of it.
I’ve installed Internet once to a warehouse like this that had a full on house built inside of one corner of it. Like we totally thought it was pretty normal, since we mostly installed for farms and the highest point to install the radios was usually a barn, shed or warehouse like this. But then when we went inside to run the cable, it was like a movie set. They even had a fake lawn.
It probably was a set for video productions. Of a certain kind.
I think it’s cool. This would be an outdoorsman’s dream
But it’s indoors.
Did you not see all the toys?
As an Oregonian, I can’t imagine what it’s like to be an outdoorsman in Kansas.
Get in your ATV and drive in a straight line forever.
Here I’m just thinking that’d be an amazing place to have my boardgame collection and nerd space.
For real. This would be incredible and it’s significantly cheaper than the value of my little 1/8 acre starter home.
You’d never have to finish a game, just set up a new table!
TBH to me this is very appealing. I want a lot of space that is isolated from others and protected from the elements. This picture shows all those things.
I’ve been sitting here trying to decide whether or not “shouse” was a typo.
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“shouse located in the quaint town of Denmark, KS”
This is one of the most absurd sentences I’ll read this week despite republican efforts.
Not just a “shouse” but a “stunning shouse.”
I shan’t leave my shacket in the shouse again!
well i was interested but no way would i live in denmark
I’d live there, get a few more crosses and lazy boys. Maybe some animal heads and more carpeting
Holy shit that crucifix wall on image 32 is insane
I think that’s what pushed it from unusual to over the top for me. I knew this community would get a laugh.
They’re just crosses, I don’t see any Jesuses.
HE ESCAPED
Better hope a cat gets him before he finds another Jesus and they breed. Then you’ve got an infestation.
The wall of crosses is weird. What is the thing Jesus would least like to see if he returned?
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i mean turning blood into wine does feel vampire-adjacent, but he did also rise from the dead so… both?
