• @[email protected]
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    423 hours ago

    Imma pound you cat. Imma schmack you in yo teefs. You gon get starched with yo’ evil ass.

  • Leraje
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    131 day ago

    I’m guessing Dad is a big Queen fan.

    • @[email protected]
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      602 days ago

      Yeah, the false and evil king who gaslights his subjects on the necessity of his tyranny. Scar was the rightful and honest ruler.

        • @PapaStevesy
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          91 day ago

          He was just dealing with the fallout from Mufasa’s disastrous ecological and economic policies…

        • @[email protected]
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          31 day ago

          The people are simply tired of Mufasa’s musical monarchism.

          Yes, the jackals march in unison while fire shoots ominously into the sky but,

      • @themaninblackOP
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        312 days ago

        Why would you say something so controversial, yet so brave

        • @TrueStoryBob
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          121 day ago

          He reined over a period of drought, but there’s no way he could have controlled the weather. That’s like blaming the government for there being car accidents. Simba exploited the working and noble classes into thinking that Scar was to blame for natural cycles. Thus he was able to lead a rebellion against their best interests and restored his line to the monarchy. Upper nobles playing everyone else against each other but, at the end of the day, the monarchical status quo was maintained. Feudalism in action.

          • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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            320 hours ago

            Lion king did not explicitly say Scar did not have a weather machine so i choose to believe scar has a weather machine.

      • @FooBarrington
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        82 days ago

        If I had to choose between a king without scars, and one with them, I’d always go with the latter. Scarless bitch probably had everything handed to them, never even fought a real fight.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      Hah! I think we’re only seeing one leg from a profile angle though. The seam down the side of the jeans gives the appearance of two twig legs. If the artist had added a sliver of rear leg, it’d probably read better, e.g.:

      • @the_grass_trainer
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        61 day ago

        He did, but it’s too dark to notice unless you look a bit hard at the image.

        • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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          Oh damn, you’re right, I didn’t see that! It blends in almost entirely on my monitor. I can see it more now that I’m on my phone.

          …Perhaps an excuse to finally buy an OLED monitor…?

  • @hOrni
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    192 days ago

    Did you use some artistic liberty on those guns?

  • Jubei Kibagami
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    21 day ago

    The lion got cocky and dropped its guard long enough to allow that kinda full-send cross.

  • @[email protected]
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    11 day ago

    Next minute, the lion grabs his arm, tears it from the shoulder and proceeds to crush his skull in its jaws.

    The lion lies down after its light snack.

  • @masquenox
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    -21 day ago

    Soooo… your solution to your kid’s fears is animal abuse?

  • Nougat
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    -182 days ago

    Is the son 30?

    Edit: What? Look at the picture, that’s no “nightmares from watching Lion King” aged kid.