“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” a spokesperson for Denmark said.
  • @[email protected]English
    17•10 hours ago

    please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny and also because of trains and healthcare and education

    • @amorpheusEnglish
      18•16 hours ago

      Don’t you mean founding father Musk?

      • @Sterile_TechniqueEnglish
        7•20 hours ago

        Implying that we still hold half our worth is an unreasonably generous compliment.

        I appreciate you though… the last 9 days have been a long 4 years.

  • @OrteilGenouEnglish
    41•21 hours ago

    Offer Trump a Danish crown for the United States.

    Worst case he’s on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for about fourteen cents.

    Worth a shot! There’s no downside.

    • @mercanoEnglish
      15•24 hours ago

      I’m pretty sure Vermont would be pretty happy to become part of Denmark. Canada, we’re open to counter offers. Think, you could ski at Jay without having to go through customs!

      • @[email protected]English
        3•11 hours ago

        I think Canada may only let us states join if they agree they don’t get to vote in elections. Americans have proved they can’t be trusted with that power.

      • @[email protected]English
        6•23 hours ago

        Mont Tremblant is a hilly place that’s IN Canada!

        In fact, there’re mountains on either end of the bloody place. People ski on them too!

        But we’d take ya, just at a fair price. Free, I bet, if ya wanna come in.

        • @mercanoEnglish
          3•18 hours ago

          Jay seems to have a high proportion of Canadian visitors because it’s just south of the border and takes Canadian cash at par with USD.

          • @[email protected]English
            1•10 hours ago

            Yeah skiing Jay is as close to leaving the US as you can get without passport. Unfortunately your phone also tries to leave the US and charge roaming in Canada if you’re not careful.

        • @[email protected]English
          4•22 hours ago

          And instead of Jay Peak, there’s also Owl’s Head in that region (Eastern Townships).

    • JeenaEnglish
      21•1 day ago

      Did Trump read this back then and didn’t realize it’s stire?