“We believe that by giving the U.S. an educational system and national health care, it could be transformed from a vast land mass into a great nation,” a spokesperson for Denmark said.
    • @mercanoEnglish
      15•1 month ago

      I’m pretty sure Vermont would be pretty happy to become part of Denmark. Canada, we’re open to counter offers. Think, you could ski at Jay without having to go through customs!

      • @[email protected]English
        6•1 month ago

        Mont Tremblant is a hilly place that’s IN Canada!

        In fact, there’re mountains on either end of the bloody place. People ski on them too!

        But we’d take ya, just at a fair price. Free, I bet, if ya wanna come in.

        • @mercanoEnglish
          3•1 month ago

          Jay seems to have a high proportion of Canadian visitors because it’s just south of the border and takes Canadian cash at par with USD.

          • @[email protected]English
            1•1 month ago

            Yeah skiing Jay is as close to leaving the US as you can get without passport. Unfortunately your phone also tries to leave the US and charge roaming in Canada if you’re not careful.

      • @[email protected]English
        3•1 month ago

        I think Canada may only let us states join if they agree they don’t get to vote in elections. Americans have proved they can’t be trusted with that power.

    • JeenaEnglish
      21•1 month ago

      Did Trump read this back then and didn’t realize it’s stire?

      • @Sterile_TechniqueEnglish
        7•1 month ago

        Implying that we still hold half our worth is an unreasonably generous compliment.

        I appreciate you though… the last 9 days have been a long 4 years.

    • @amorpheusEnglish
      19•1 month ago

      Don’t you mean founding father Musk?

  • @OrteilGenouEnglish
    43•1 month ago

    Offer Trump a Danish crown for the United States.

    Worst case he’s on to you, best case he misunderstands and triumphantly signs the largest world power over to you for about fourteen cents.

    Worth a shot! There’s no downside.

  • @[email protected]English
    18•1 month ago

    please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny and also because of trains and healthcare and education

  • @CuddlyCassowaryEnglish
    4•1 month ago

    Can I sell my portion? I’m willing to bet I could get my entire block on board - cheap! We even have a military (mostly equipped with whipped cream and balloons)!