And I’m going to steal…YOUR WALLET! This message was just a distraction. It was a 2 man job. Your wallet is already gone. Were you staring at my boobs? Well that’s weird. My boobs are hairy, and also I’m a guy. I’m working on my weight, ok? I used to be 350lbs, but now I’m 270. Sooooo…ya know…maybe don’t be so judgemental. I don’t even KNOW how heavy YOU are! I’d check your ID, but, again, your wallet is gone.

Edit: Whoops. Didn’t realize this was FuckAI where I mod. Just want you guys to know my weird posts elsewhere don’t influence my judgement on mod reports. I’m not a crazy guy in mod mode. But I’m going to leave this message up…because it makes me laugh.