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    Is it specifically the cybertruck people are calling swastikars, or is it all tesla cars?

  • Diplomjodler
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    119 minutes ago

    Great. That way you won’t hear it, when the SS sneak up on you.

  • @daepicgamerbro69
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    82 hours ago

    The Nazis didn’t use the ‘Swastika’ per se, they used a specific type of swastika called the hooked cross or hakenkreuz. Calling the Nazi cross a swastika brings confusion and disrespects many cultures where the symbol has a meaning diametrically opposite to that of nazi ideology.

    • Diplomjodler
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      220 minutes ago

      In english the Hakenkreuz was always called swastika. That’s the common usage and calling that wrong is pretty pointless.

    • @Metz
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      31 hour ago

      You make a very good point that i have not considered yet. Thank your for bringing this to attention.

    • @[email protected]
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      52 hours ago

      Indeed. Most people don’t know what a real Swastika is because of Nazi fuckheads. They don’t deserve to be able to continue using the term.

      • @ThePyroPython
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        So yes that is all true.

        However, the mental link of the name “Swastika” with the Nazis has had 90 years of reinforcement in popular culture.

        If you want to perpetuate a meme that annoys Elon and damages the Tesla brand (because I think they still spend $0 on marketing) then:

        1. “Swasticars” is a very good phrase because it’s a portmanteau and everyone (in WEIRD nations) can work it out, have a little giggle, and then spread it as a meme.
        2. Explaining that it’s technically incorrect by going “well actually… (Pushes glasses up)” is not going to help spread the meme and is just being a bit pedantic.
  • @Noite_Etion
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    96 hours ago

    Who has Elon growing a toothbrush mustache on their bingo cards?

    A musktache if you will.

    • @ShortFuse
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      AI blends things together, for better or for worse. In this case, it’s not bad.

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        It also fixes many of the issues with the cyber truck. That one has paint, it hasn’t got the stupid unified headlight, which isn’t legal in most parts of the world, and it’s a more traditional shape which means it would be easier to manufacture.

  • @I_Has_A_Hat
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    199 hours ago

    I’m swastisure he doesn’t give a fuck. This is peak slacktivism, on par with sharing a meaningless chain post on Facebook.

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      This leads to a “I don’t even know who you are…” moment in OP’s grand future confrontation with elon.

  • @yesman
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    Tesla Swasticars Model SS

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      11 hours ago

      The GPS voice is Hitler screaming and yelling directions at you in German

      • @[email protected]
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        Nah, they made the voice speak english with a German accent, but it keeps messing up the directions in roundabouts.

        For some reason the GPS gets confused when directing you to take the third exit in a roundabout and keeps saying: “Take the third reich”

        • @satanmat
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          It can’t turn left… that’s why it has you take the third Reich.

        • @Dogs_cant_look_up
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          56 hours ago

          And the indicators are a physical arm that repeatedly sticks straight out in a gesture similar to a Roman salute.

          • IninewCrow
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            46 hours ago

            The orange engine light that alerts you to engine trouble is a star of david.

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      The Founders Edition is a limited production run of only the first 88 units built

      Edit: and it comes in 14 package variants, naturally

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    Shitty cars, shitty company, ketamine addled fascist prick owner.

    Still no “Full Self Driving” after claiming “soon” back in 2015…

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      I mean, the model 3 and Y would be great cars if it weren’t for Elon. Tesla, SpaceX, and the whole world would be much better off without him.

      Edit: also I’m not talking about FSD, I think it’s bullshit and will continue to be bullshit for the foreseeable future. I like to drive my car.

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        Until self-driving tech is good enough that you can safely not have a human behind the wheel it isn’t really anything other than a toy.

        As soon as you can remove humans from the equation you can have automated trucks, without even the capacity for a human driver, that’s where the real future is, not in owned vehicles that will always have, by definition, a driver in them anyway.

    • metaStatic
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      if he kept his promise of self driving and an economy model we would all be very uncomfortable right about now.

    • @Snowclone
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      Oh he gave specific dates. And yet people still haven’t ridiculed him off the public stage.

    • andrew_bidlaw
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      47 hours ago

      VW means people’s car. Making nice cars is a socialism, apparently.

      • @idiomaddict
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        VW means people’s car.

        That’s not wrong, but Volk is more nuanced than that. Think somewhere between folk and ethnicity, so it’s still fascist.

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          Not entirely true

          Substantiv, Neutrum [das]

          1. durch gemeinsame Kultur und Geschichte [und Sprache] verbundene große Gemeinschaft von Menschen “ein freies, unterdrücktes Volk”

          2. [ohne Plural] Masse der Angehörigen einer Gesellschaft, der Bevölkerung eines Landes, eines Staatsgebiets “das arbeitende, werktätige, unwissende Volk”

          1. Many people who’re connected through similar history and culture, “a free people”, “a suppressed people”
          2. [without plural] Members of a society, the inhabitants of a country, “the working people”, …
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      He’s a cheap American imitation Porsche family.

    • @Pilferjinx
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      411 hours ago

      Ah, he’s the Elonazi of cars.

  • Nightwatch Admin
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    Fair. I’ll stop calling Swastikars Swastikars, or was it Swasticars? I think it’s Swastikars.
    Anyway, someone cooked up the word Hakencruisers and I really loved it.

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        Better, I’d imagine.

        “Oh, here comes a hakencruiser…”

        “A hack and what?”

        Versus “look at that fucking wankpanzer. Fucking wanker.” Can’t go much simpler than that.

  • @buzz86us
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    I wish the US had viable alternatives to Tesla… Most mass market cars here barely match the tech, and still want $$$.

    • Echo Dot
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      There’s loads of electric vehicles on the market in the US with similar tech to the Tesla. What tech do you want anyway, the most useful thing that Tesla has a reverse charging which is not at all unique.

    • AbsentBird
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      94 hours ago

      What are you talking about? Ford has better battery chemistry, Chevy has better interiors, Rivian makes a better truck, and those are just American brands.