• @CrowAirbrush
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    141 day ago

    This is diabolical, i cried from laughing so hard

  • JackbyDev
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    221 hours ago

    She should be proud of me! Love you Granny and Nanny! RIP 💜

  • qyron
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    612 days ago

    Why does everyone presuposes grandma was a prude woman? Who knows what she did when she was young.

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        121 day ago

        I was trying to avoid that but thank you for volunteering it.

    • @[email protected]
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      332 days ago

      I was the lucky grandchild tasked with getting rid of my grandma’s spicy book collection after she passed. There were so, so many of them.

      If the covers are anything to go by, we have similar taste in men.

    • Flying SquidM
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      51 day ago

      My grandparents slept in separate beds in the same bedroom their entire marriage. Like a 1950s sitcom.

      That said, that grandmother never knitted anything as far as I know.

      • @garbagebagel
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        81 day ago

        Here’s a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.

        You’re welcome.

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          First things first: garbage bagel

          A bagel made with garbage? A bagel stuffed with garbage? A bagel found in the garbage? A bagel so bad it should be considered garbage?

          I’ll be thinking about this throughout my day. This is good entertainment value! Thank you.

          Now, to the subject at hand.

          That is horrible to know and a lot more common than we like to admit, even today, in our present time of sexual freedom and liberation. Yet we insist on creating this pure and perfect image for people the moment they become older and that is simply idiotic. Old people were young once.

  • @niktemadur
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    242 days ago

    “I remember back in the day when I squirted JUST LIKE THAT.”

    • @[email protected]
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      322 days ago

      Grandma surely got spit-roasted on that blanket, struggling to get that twisted little toe from outta the stitching.

  • @Mickey7
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    42 days ago

    excellent shit post. Still laughing