Jack off all trades is gold.
Fuck I missed that actually well done for actually reading things o7
I always look for the Kelly self-inserts. They’re my favorite.
Gods but this is gross. The artist really captured Elon in all his sweaty glory
sweaty and cybertruck-chested
This is a master(bation)piece.
Turkey baster… love it.
Not sure whether that’s the knot holding the towel up or something else.
Considering how insecure Elon is, I doubt that there is anything to hold it up!
Not much left after the botched implant.
Needs more labels
My eyes AND brain are vomiting all over the place.
Did I miss something? Is he sending his musk out across the country to willing recipients?
Elon Musk has 13 kids and has previously talked about wanting to repopulate the world with his sperm
Guess it’s better than his VP who gives his to unwilling recipients.
Don’t call it a loveseat if it’s not askin for it
You misunderstood. I meant Musk’s VP, The Orange Rapist.
