the calorie count for the topsoil seems low. lots of burnable plant matter in that no?
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I dunno man, I never put topsoil into a calorimeter.
I’m banned I think.
Oh well. Blahaj doing it’s thing.
@[email protected] you banned me a while ago, but now I’m able to interact? Am I unbanned? I’m confused - I thought the whole thing was permanent. I’ll respect whatever your decision is, I just don’t where I’m standing ATM.
You’re banned, your interactions with me are only showing on Lemmy.world and your instance. We’re talking to each other in some sort of bug space. I doubt ada can even get your mention. Click the various federation icons if you’re curious to see just where these comments are.
Oh ok, that makes sense. Fedi warps my brain sometimes.
Thanks!
how the fuck do you spend your saturdays then?
Nobody actually buys a 2600 calorie milk shake and drinks it by themselves in a single sitting, right? …right?
This comment is so funny to me as an American.
Not only are people doing that, they’re buying it to drink alongside their 1000 calorie burger and their 500 calorie fries.
hey pal who are you calling a nobody
(Odysseus, chugging down a milkshake the size of his head)
Oh honey, have you heard of a little country called the U S of A? There are folks in some southern states that would eat one of those for breakfast.
🙂↔️✋“For Breakfast”
☺️👉 “With Breakfast”
depends what you mean a single sitting. i definitely would over the course of 3 hours seems like a fun way to feed myself lol.
I hope you get a lot of exercise. That’s considerably more calories than most people should consume in an entire day. :)
i do my best to get a tad more than the average american ;) but good advice
well, you probably get up in between
I’ve had one similar to this which was “only” 2k kcal, legit felt like it could’ve fed me for the week.
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excuse me what the hell is that thing on the left
America Herself
The topsoil has WAY more calories than that. Trust me.
Ok, I trust you pal. You can count on me!
yeah but digestive systems don’t perform combustion, most of it comes back out
Digestible too?
look just cus I took a bite doesn’t mean you should.
I mean if you try hard enough even diamond is technically combustible since it’s carbon after all.
And it’s organic too











