SpongeBob Squarepants,

Fertility’s based on the temp of your sack.

Volumes are really unintuitive to compare

Try winning an argument against 4 cats and get back to me.

It’s closer to 43-56 times the mass, so assuming the same density and shape it’d be 3.5-3.8 times the length? Maybe they were comparing length (a bonkers stat to use for the size of a round-ish object)

I used to listen to an actual play podcast wherein one of the cast was really good at specifically identifying phrases and sentences that could be sung to the opening lines of “Camptown Races” and singing out “DOO-DAH! DOO-DAH!!” My favorite one was “Polynesian shark-tooth sword.” (This might be a Kingdom of Loathing thing?)

And then, of course, there’s the xkcd and resulting generators that, beautifully, find Wikipedia articles (or really any random line of text) that can be sung to the tune of “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.” I especially like the ones where they fit surprisingly well and you’re also like, “wait, why is that a Wikipedia article?!” like “Private Purchase Naval Weapons,” or the ones that are only singable because of a parenthetical clarifier like “Silver Comet (roller coaster).”

sponge bonge squonge ponge

Your eyes cannot see it, but you actually glow.

I can, but I’ve got a tongue that would make Gene Simmons jealous.

That’s too many syllables

Bramblecat Cubumberpatch

Depends on how cool the surgeon doing the amputation is.