A chatbot companion startup called Joi AI, which offers a NSFW character AI chat service, is hiring ten “mast**bation consultants,” according to a job listing the company posted on social media.
Best of all, chosen candidates will be paid $2,000 a month — not bad for cranking the hog to audio erotica.
These consultants are being asked to spend four weeks writing about their intimate experience while testing the company’s audio feature. Anyone can apply.
Unsurprisingly, Joi AI was quickly drowning in applications, with the company’s head of brand, Julie Levin, telling BI that the company had received over 100,000 applications in a matter of days.
Are we not allowed to say masturbate on the internet anymore?
masturbate.
nope it’s fine, they’re just dumb.
Yes. We can also swear: fuck shit cock piss cunt
I haven’t even verified my age! What freedom!
You must not be thinking about the kids enough.
Anyway jacking my cock
This one right here officer
I think the preferred term for that is “gooning” nowadays.
I do not prefer this term. I do not.
Even if they have at it for only a few minutes? That’s stolen valor.
these are mastolbation consultants.
Joi AI
JOI for Jerk Off Instructions, a popular genre for video and audio.
This joke also made it into Blade Runner 2049; the AI hologram in love with Ryan Gosling, played by Ana de Armas, is named Joi.
I knew some dudes were dumb, but I didn’t know they needed instructions for that. I guess it really does take all kinds of veggies to make chicken soup, what a world.
It’s less needing instruction and more a humiliation or submissive kink, from what I’ve seen. Not my thing but whatever floats their goat
I am sorry but do goat actually float?
Only under certain conditions, and they vary from goat to goat. You’ll need to check with your goat to see what makes it float.
If they’re made of wood.
Burn the witch!
With enough balloons tied to them, anyone can float.
Ain’t that the truth, brother.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adelir_Antônio_de_Carli?wprov=sfla1
They’ll pay people to goon over AI but we still can’t legalize sex workers. What. The. Fuck.
[off topic]
Back in the day, girlie magazine ‘High Society’ single-handedly created the phone porn industry.
The editorial staff was looking for a way to raise interest. Someone suggested that the publisher, X-star Gloria Leonard, record a phone message about the next issue.
The number got approximately 20 billion calls in the first 90 minutes.
The rest is history…
“According to the model, you set the mood with vintage polka music and then start leafing through a paint catalog.”
Holy shit, slow down, I can only get so hard.
I don’t think most people mind the masturbation but I’m not writing essays about it afterward. The pay is too low.
