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  • @[email protected]
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    9 months ago

    All you need to do, is figure out a way to use electro magnetic radiation to slow down particles.

    It’s just a small technical challenge.

    • @[email protected]
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      1569 months ago

      From these 2 sentences, I have written a 52 pages PowerPoint presentation to get funds from Wall Street.

      I expect to find ~$2 bn.

      See you in jail!

        • @[email protected]
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          9 months ago

          Hah! Jokes on both of you, I submitted a super generic patent for “cold microwave” YEARS ago to leech off of anyone who manages to actually invent this technology in my lifetime. See you BOTH in court (and probably also jail)!

      • @sock
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        149 months ago

        i turn the microwave upside down

    • @[email protected]
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      79 months ago

      And if you manage that, you’ll make Bill Gates and Elon Musk look like paupers.

      • LazaroFilm
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        69 months ago

        Then you buy X and rebrand it Twatter.

    • Carighan Maconar
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      19 months ago

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  • @[email protected]
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    1439 months ago

    There’s something called blast freezer, which is basically a freezer with fans inside, like what convection ovens have. It cools down food much faster than a standard freezer.

    • @[email protected]
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      439 months ago

      It’s on my list when I have fuck you money. Next to a pacojet

      • @[email protected]
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        229 months ago

        The pacojet is way expensive, also, the pacojet patents runned off and now there exists way cheaper alternatives that work in the same way. Check out the NinjaCream.

          • @[email protected]
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            59 months ago

            Why? Not challenging, just wondering what the pacojet does that other machines can’t

            • @[email protected]
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              89 months ago

              Just reading a quick review of the Ninja Creamy, the Pacojet can run without putting chunks of plastic in your ice cream.

              “In early 2023, a moderator in the Ninja Creami Community Facebook group introduced a new rule: No more posts about the plastic issue, lest they clog up the group.”