Can they fuck off? 😂
Careful. You wouldn’t would upset a huge bitch that has no friends when they have a 200kg robot with an internet connection in your house now, would you?
If it’s built anything like a cybertruck about the best it’s gonna do is burn the house down after it gets stuck on the living room rug.
I hope they’ve got a power cable that’s at least mile long, then.
We gonna get a real life fanta ending at this rate
Hey now that’s a humanoid being tasered to comply. oh wait bro…
Especially then
i’ve already seen the movie signs. why do you think musk is so eager to get to mars? he doesn’t know how to design for water.
Daily reminder
I miss drawn Disney
I dont. Ever see the original native scene in Peter pan
I mean… Walt’s done worse… maybe? Hard to rank these things.
And it wasn’t like Walt was taking a stand on anything. This was the majority opinion of the day.
It’s not something Walt Disney did, it’s something the vast majority of the country did.
I love CBT.
I’m calling it right now, if these things ever come to market, they will be remote controlled by slaves in the third world, with a bowl of rice per day as their payment.
That’s already a thing
https://fortune.com/2026/02/26/humanoid-robot-that-will-do-chores-for-you-robotics-company-1x/
If you want Neo to do something complicated like clean the bathroom or vacuum, you’ll have to let a 1X employee wearing a VR headset remotely access the body (and cameras) to assist with training.
Knowing this information ruined my whole week.
Household labor can’t seriously be more expensive than outsourcing it.
I mean i get the entire point is so the wealthy don’t have to intact with us filth.
The real AI: Actually Indians
Same model as Waymo, 1 operator for a dozen-ish remote devices.
Any holy shit will they ever data collect the shit out of you
Some poor Indian teleworker is gonna be remotely fingering some dudes butthole through the Optimus as an AI watches and ‘learns’. It’s gonna happen if it hasn’t already…
This is a feature…not a bug.
Imagine the water cooler talk in that office…
strangely, fingering buttholes is one of the areas i’d think robots already have experience
I’d rather have it do everything I don’t want.
Hey Optimus, yeet Musk in a volcano.
Why stop at just one pedo?
Man a cleaning robot would be kinda neat, but realistically it would have too much potential to make a huge fucking mess. Like, a roomba that drives over dog poop can only mess up in a single dimension but a full-ass robot?! Just imagine the mess it would make literally every time it takes out the trash. Or if it mistakes a flower pot full of dirt for a dish that needs to go in the dishwasher.
There’s no way these things will be affordable for most tasks. It takes a million dollars to raise an American worker, but many people will quickly suffer and starve if they don’t work for a small cleaning wage.
I wouldn’t be quite so pessimistic! Many places, especially in Europe, have been making massive breakthroughs in consumer rights to repair and data privacy laws. If we keep big companies in check and pressure the government for further progress in those sectors, it might be possible for us to just kill rich people and take their robots without the robots tattling 💕
Those eyes are to record you so Tesla can sell the VR videos on onlyfans.
Like how they sell excess power from your powerwalls to the power companies.
I’m picturing one of these bipedal robots carrying a ripped, dripping garbage bag all the way through the house, hobbling along in that slow, wobbly gait they have, struggling with the doorknob for 5 minutes and eventually arriving at the sidewalk bin 20 minutes later to deposit a soggy mostly empty bag and then spending the rest of the day attempting to gather all the trash from the ground in this mysterious trail of garbage that leads from the sidewalk all the way back to the garbage can.
I heard you like roombas and dog shit.
But will the man inside the robot suit be ok with that?
he’s in india
… well yes but is he ok with it?
he’s into it
He will when he goes in the hot box. I meant the charging box.
The robot has a chance to do something really funny when it’s on stage with Elon and becomes self aware.
It’s gonna be like all those failed Robocop prototypes from Robocop 2.
I have a feeling we would get the one that rips it’s own head off or shoots itself despite hoping for the other one.
I doubt it will reach self awareness, considering Elon doesn’t even have it.
The Indian kid operating it while it’s on stage has a chance to do something really funny
So they can destroy capitalism? 🤔
Or kill musk?
Hard to do the first without the second.
You mean I could have a robot mop my kitchen in the nude?!
You can see all the circuits!
Did you know it’s illegal to say you want to kill the president of the united States? Unless of course I’m telling you so you don’t say it
With a mortar launcher. Which is its own sentence. Its actually an incomplete sentence.
Optimus, kill Elon.
