In case you forgot, too

  • @LazyPhilosopher
    link
    281 year ago

    Idk how I could east sleep and shower all at the same time but I’m open to suggestions lol.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      171 year ago

      Iirc there was a subreddit called ShowerOrange. I suggest you use a seedless one and cut the orange into fourths first so you don’t have to bite through the skin, but leave the skin on for that burst of scent.

      Wash and rinse yourself first, then CHOMP into that orange while the warm water runs over you from the back. Squeeze the rind to scent the steam.

      After eating the orange, close your eyes and turn facing the water, letting it wash the orange droplets away along with your cares and sins, standing there in a dream state until you start to run out of hot water.

      • @I_Fart_Glitter
        link
        41 year ago

        No no, part of the magic of shower orange is digging your fingers in and ripping the orange in half, then mashing the ripped halves into your face. But yes, seedless works best.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          41 year ago

          Oh! Ah! You’ve convinced me!

          I have to go pick out a couple large navels 🍊🍊 in case one is dry.

    • Bizarroland
      link
      fedilink
      41 year ago

      I think you should just move into the shower and get yourself a plastic pillow.

      You can come out when you’ve washed all your sins away

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      21 year ago

      You can certainly eat when you shower, ask George Costanza. Aand it’s very therapeutic. You can sleep after

  • Hank
    link
    fedilink
    191 year ago

    Advocating for using eating as a coping mechanism during times of distress is a shitty idea.

    • Bipta
      link
      fedilink
      351 year ago

      I don’t really think that’s what this is saying but maybe I’m biased. For me, between depression and ADHD eating is something that’s easy to forget to do and certain emotions definitely become stronger when you fail to eat.

      • Beardedsausag3
        link
        fedilink
        7
        edit-2
        1 year ago

        That’s an interesting different perspective. See, I saw it and thought it meant like comfort eating - which I mean if you’re hating people several times a day, you’re gonna end up being perfectly spherical.

        But, like you say… It could be from not /forgetting to eat, like a hangry and eat a snickers “you’re not you when you’re hungry” situation.

        Interesting, I can see it from both ways now - the beauty of good discussion.

          • @duckington
            link
            21 year ago

            I forget to eat a lot of the time and it definitely makes you feel tired stressed and anxious

      • Hank
        link
        fedilink
        61 year ago

        I have both of those issues as well and I know how worthless this sounds for you right now: counting my calories and having a good eating routine helped me get healthy. It’s nice that my hyper fixation is focused on my wellbeing right now.

          • Hank
            link
            fedilink
            11 year ago

            Thanks for pointing it out. I’m aware of that but I’m at 17% body fat and my goal is around 10-12% so my testosterone levels should stay at a normal level.

              • Hank
                link
                fedilink
                2
                edit-2
                1 year ago

                Low body fat will plummet your testosterone levels which then leads to a low sex drive and erectile dysfunction… Oh we we’re thinking about different EDs XD
                Also your ED makes more sense in context of a girlfriend but we’re in the fediverse after all.
                I recently watched some videos about the effects of low body fat on your body and I didn’t read your comment properly.

    • @elslide
      link
      251 year ago

      These aren’t coping mechanisms that it’s trying to describe, it’s a cartoon version of a checklist for those with poor interoception. Basically, it’s saying if you’re feeling the feelings in column A and you don’t know why, it’s likely you’ve forgotten to fill a bodily need in Column B: Fatigue makes you more sensitive to criticism, Hunger raises your aggression, a failure to do Self-Care can lead to lessened feelings of self-worth.

    • pancakes
      link
      fedilink
      English
      191 year ago

      I think it’s more referring to feeling “hangry”, not necessarily the general hatred of other people. It could be more specific to avoid confusion but it also is just a cute raccoon webcomic and usually there’s some nuance lost in webcomics.

    • Beardedsausag3
      link
      fedilink
      31 year ago

      100%. If you’re feeling all pent up and you hate everyone - get some fresh air. Sit outside, go for a little walk if you can. Nothing massive, just up and down the street, around the block will suffice.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        31 year ago

        …or rub one out. You’re walking around out there with a loaded gun! That shit fucks with your head

    • Nima
      link
      21 year ago

      I don’t think it’s meant to be taken literally.

    • FartsWithAnAccent
      link
      English
      171 year ago

      When you’re a raccoon, that is getting shit done.

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      31 year ago

      Gotta shit before you can do shit. Even if you only did 1 hour of extra shit today, if you did it without burning yourself out that extra little bit, then you’re winning. It’s like regenerative/sustainable productivity.

  • southsamurai
    link
    fedilink
    101 year ago

    No, no, it’s

    When you feel like everyone hates you, murder.

    When you hate everyone, murder.

    When you hate yourself got murdering everyone, shower to hide the blood.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    51 year ago

    There are few things more simultaneously difficult and satisfying as motivating your sick/depressed/lethargic self to get into the shower. But once you’ve done it, the feeling can be like night and day.

    This also applies to being ill and having to force yourself to stomach food.

  • darcy
    link
    fedilink
    51 year ago

    everyone hates you? THEY DO!

    you hate everyone? YOU IDIOT!

    you hate yourself? AS YOU SHOULD!

    (this is a joke ok)

  • torpak
    link
    fedilink
    41 year ago

    I would try that, but I can’t sleep in the shower. 😜

  • @Oxnvat
    link
    English
    41 year ago

    When you feel like everyone hates each other?

      • @Wermhatswormhat
        link
        41 year ago

        Yeah I always feel less anxious after a good shower, it’s cathartic!

        • Zorque
          link
          fedilink
          31 year ago

          I’m the opposite, showers make me more anxious!

    • @TheTetrapod
      link
      11 year ago

      Yeah, I really like this image, but getting naked is the last thing that would help my self-esteem.