• TheSpookiestUser
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    2849 months ago

    The ancient trials redefined for the modern age

    • @fishos
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      1499 months ago

      Really fitting since usually the correct one isnt any of those. It’ll be the non-flashy, plain text “download here” link.

      • partial_accumen
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        KNIGHT: He chose… poorly.

        Indy studies the array of download buttons.

        ELSA: It would not be made out of gold with Javascript.

        Indy picks up another cup, a simple earthenware jug.

        INDY: That’s the cup text link of a carpenter of raw HTML.

        He and Elsa exchange a look.

        INDY: There’s only one way to find out.

    • @[email protected]
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      219 months ago

      The real ancient trials were on the 1990s warez sites where you’d have to hunt for a 2 pixel square link on a giant page of porn ads and other trickery. Then you could get part 42 of 78 of a .rar for some game. Repeat another 77 times and wait a week for it to download on 33.6k and you got a free game!

      • @Landless2029
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        59 months ago

        And using flash get to manage your shitty download speed to resume disconnections and multithreading the 5 kbps stream to max out your download.

    • @clearleaf
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      209 months ago

      Back when I had this problem, I got past it by hovering over the links and buttons and looking at the little url preview in the corner. The real one will either be on the same domain as the website or it will be something like gofile. The fake ones will go to domains like ads.doubleclick.net and ofksheugj.info.

    • kamen
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      29 months ago

      Every time I see this I expect them to show someone called Wesley.

  • @waigl
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    1099 months ago

    More people need to learn about yt-dlp and ffmpeg. Can’t talk about the seedy anime websites, but youtube-mp3 conversion is so easily done yourself without havaing to visit any virus-pushing sites once you figure out how.

    • wander1236
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      539 months ago

      It’s a hell of a lot more convenient to go to a shady site with an adblocker installed than install/update Python and a couple command line packages before manually performing conversion yourself.

      • CalOtsu
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        299 months ago

        You can yt-dlg right off the microsoft store on windows which is just a straight up GUI for yt-dlp.

        • ares35
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          49 months ago

          rarely use the cli anymore. the gui works pretty well.

      • @waigl
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        “A couple command line packages”, well, since both yt-dlp and ffmpeg are command line tools and two technically qualifies as “a couple”, this is technically correct, but making it seem like much more of a big deal than it is at the same time.

        Also, you do not have to install Python for any of this. Never mind having Python installed is a good idea anyway.

      • eah
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        139 months ago

        yt-dlp has the -x option to extract the audio, and as far as I can tell it doesn’t reencode which is fast. Ripping music from youtube is a single command. yt-dlp -x url

        • @waigl
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          29 months ago

          True, but it needs ffmpeg in its path to do that.

      • Tarquinn2049
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        This has the same vibes as one of those commercials that tries to sell a convoluted single use kitchen tool by showing a bunch of people too disingenuously incompetent to handle the established standard, actually simple, way of doing it.

        https://youtu.be/qM4zMofsI7w?

        This sort of thing. Make the simple problem seem impossible to solve, so the useless product feels more necessary.

      • @[email protected]
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        19 months ago

        on linux at least, its one command to install, one command to run. worth the ‘effort’

      • @Mr_Blott
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        249 months ago

        Y to the T to the DLP to the FF Motherfuckin PEG

        I know, it even scans

    • @[email protected]
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      119 months ago

      I usually use the trick to download YouTube videos using vlc media player, that gives mp4s, which one can get an mp3 from if for some reason I want an mp3 and not mp4 using audacity or something

    • @SgtAStrawberry
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      109 months ago

      From my time at Tumblr and DeviantArt I am really familiar with stuff like ffmpeg, but I don’t think it is the type you are referring too.

    • @ch00f
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      89 months ago

      I recently needed a QR code generated, and for the life of me, I couldn’t find a website that wouldn’t either require me to sign up, or generate the QR code to their link shortener service.

      Finally resorted to logging into my headless Linux server and installing some QR code package.

    • Nanomerce
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      79 months ago

      you can also use VLC to find the video source itself and just download it there.

    • Sabata11792
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      79 months ago

      The seedy anime sites are noticeably nicer than any legit site I’ve tried. Crunchyroll is a worse website than most pirate sites(assuming noting has improved since years ago). You just need an adblocker for the nuke my PC button next to the video.

  • @[email protected]
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    469 months ago

    Also the pirate movie sites that you can’t use without adblocker because without it wherever you click it opens a new window.

    • Lemminary
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      99 months ago

      It’s like a normie/noob filter at this point

    • @Death_Equity
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      39 months ago

      What I hate about those is when they switch sites but leave the ad ridden husk that gets worse and I need to figure out what southeast Asian domain I need to switch my tabs to.

  • Rob Bos
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    259 months ago

    The faerie folk have moved onto the internet.

  • @[email protected]
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    209 months ago

    It reminds me of trying to find ROMs online as a kid, the link is almost always the smallest link, and almost never the five green DOWNLOAD buttons.

  • @buzz86us
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    199 months ago

    Who still uses that shit… Like y’all forget NewPipe is a thing

    • Ech
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      99 months ago

      Newpipe for Android and jdownloader on PC. Could even use vlc to find the direct download link. Never need to worry about where I’m downloading yt vids again.

      • @buzz86us
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        19 months ago

        I’m also a huge fan on Ymusic like I deleted YouTube off my phone because it just works awesome

    • @Psythik
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      69 months ago

      deleted by creator

    • @shneancy
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      29 months ago

      newpipe lags for me so much and when i try to download something it either just doesn’t, or arrives on my PC corrupted and unopenable

  • @Tattorack
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    159 months ago

    Adblockers remove all those messages and ads. You’d be surprised at exactly how boring those pages look without 12 different download buttons, an ad for McAfee, and two banners about VPNs.

  • @Emerald
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    139 months ago

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    boykisses

    One thing I really love about seedy anime websites and YouTube mp3 converters is like. They actually do what they say they’re doing. But they WILL try to trick you into downloading a virus. Like its almost just a greeting at this point. I try to extract a song from a YouTube video and it says free VPN installer tonight perhaps? Free VPN installer tonight queen? And I say YouTube-mp3 converter you sly dog, you know what I’m here for. Show me the goods. And YouTube-mp3 converter says ahhh you got me, no getting one over on you. Thought it was worth a try tho. Here you go king x

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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    I have a little app that lets me send it a Spotify playlist and then it goes and finds the matching song on YouTube, converts it, and downloads it all in a big batch. Took forever to fuckin’ find and it was of course on a site like that. Been a while since I used it; probably doesn’t even work anymore. I tried like 5 others before finding that one, and they were all broken.

    The dumb thing is I only wanted it because even though I use the local file thing and still pay for Spotify, it wouldn’t actually play anything whenever I didn’t have Internet access, making it’s own built in system of “downloading” and playing files locally useless.