Thought I’d try to follow biden from masto after hearing that recent news. This is what the search results yielded

  • TJA!
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    fedilink
    198 months ago

    The Twitter clone is just copying his tweets from Twitter. So you can be relatively sure, that the content is also real.

      • no banana
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        8 months ago

        As POTUS I will make flushing the toilet on Mondays illegal

        - Joe Biden

        Some people would believe that.

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          78 months ago

          As POTUS, I am committed above all else to implementing common sense regulation regarding the use and sale of bird makeup.

          Joe Biden, Team Jacob

          • no banana
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            58 months ago

            As POTUS, I will by executive order change every man’s name to Jack, and every woman’s name to Jack.

            - Joe Biden, Professional skater

            • @Viking_Hippie
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              48 months ago

              As POTUS, it is my firm belief that the worst obstacle facing American men today is having hands that are too large to fit into a Pringles can. I will therefore institute mandatory hand reduction for every adult male in America, effective immediately

              Joe Biden, High Priest of Venus

              • gimpchrist
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                48 months ago

                Shoutouts to Bo Burnham for originally bringing up this enormous topic so we can all share discourse, amen.

              • no banana
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                8 months ago

                …for everyone but my opponent, whose name rhymes with rump. His hands are almost too small for the pringles can.

                - Joe Biden, dog breeder and magic enthusiast