• Snot Flickerman
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    8211 months ago

    Because the scientist who coined the term didn’t spend decades trying to unfuck his bad research or anything…

    Alphas literally are not real.

    • IndiBrony
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      2811 months ago

      They are, though: they’re what you get when you confine an animal into an unknown situation and is terrified. Reminding these guys who think themselves as ‘alpha’ that they share traits with a terrified little puppy frazzles their brains.

      • qyron
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        The alpha behavior was documented on confined animals, so it is essentially a response to stress.

        Wild wolf packs are essentially family groups. Mom wolf and dad wolf start the family and set the rules, kids can either stay and live to eventually take the head of the family, which implies caring for the older, or can go out and set their own families.

        Wolves are notoriously caring for their young, sick and elder and conflicts are solved not through violence but ever building bonding.

      • @Aqarius
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        On the other hand, the implication that the environment that makes them real is effectively prison is deeply sad.

    • @[email protected]
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      It is kinda funny that after a scientist made the mistake of anthropomorphizing a pack of wolves during his research, we found that a lot of people identifying as “alphas.” Maybe the scientist just chose the wrong field.

    • Uriel238 [all pronouns]
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      Alpha males are so desperate to be ubermenchen, its like Neitzscheism cranked up to 11.5

      I suspect alpha males feel insufficiently masculine the way trans men do, only the latter group is contending with a feminine body. The alpha males just have a bad internal guage.

  • @[email protected]
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    6811 months ago

    As a tech geek, I tend to look at “alpha” as it is used in software. In early development, unstable, not feature complete, and unsuitable for the public.

    • Gormadt
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      1511 months ago

      unsuitable for the public

      This definitely applies to those that identify themselves as “alphas”

  • @toasteecup
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    2911 months ago

    Oh you’re just an alpha? I’m a wumbo man, it’s better than being an alpha.

  • @[email protected]
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    2611 months ago

    Is this about furries?

    Don’t kink shame if they like chains. Kink shame them bcs they are furries.

  • @[email protected]
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    2011 months ago

    Okay, but, like, wtf is going on in this picture? Red dotty area is supposed to be his kneecap, right? But what the hell is in the center of it? It looks like an oddly drawn snout with a nostril in it. Then there’s whatever that bulbous growth is to the right of the knee. Is the darker blue line the outline of his leg, or is it the green ‘I’ve-got-really-wide-calves’ line? And then what in the eye-popping-nasty-juju is the black area outlined by the teal? Is that supposed to be his upper thigh with the arm resting on it? Is it another animal clinging to him? Is that kneecap actually the head of an owl (look at the ear shape of the shiny/rubber black looking area), and the black thing going up the body clinging on?

      • Luccus
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        This image is so old I had it on my mp3 player, when I was a kid. (Don’t ask why, we’ll both just cringe) He just has very thick legs, so he can do all the cool parkouring, I imagined him doing, while sitting in the backseat of my parents car, listening to Nightwish and Subway To Sally.

        …man, this post is bringing back some memories.

        Here’s a source from 2004: https://www.deviantart.com/nimrais/art/Watching-You-7066378

      • @[email protected]
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        11 months ago

        Judging by the amount of crustiness on this image I’m more tempted to say it’s a compression artifact. AI models don’t generally apply this much JPEG and I can’t think of a reason why someone would do so after the fact

        • HatchetHaro
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          the text is compressed too.

          i believe the base image is ai generated, then text is added on top, then it is lightly fried in jpeg for a nice crispy texture.

          • @Chip_Rat
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            411 months ago

            That image is decades old, I recall it from my middle school years (right around 2000). When I saw it I recognised it immediately and another user also noted they recognise it so I don’t think we’re mistaken.

            • @[email protected]
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              411 months ago

              Isn’t it funny how collectively we have become so used to ai pics already that we are seeing ai where ai could not be?

              Late 90’s/early 2000’s were some crazy times! Wish I could do back and experience it all again!

    • @Gonzako
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      411 months ago

      I feel it’s his tail wrapping over the knee and he’s resting his hand on it

  • @hakunawazo
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    1411 months ago

    Alf-A, huh? Are they related?

  • @ChicoSuave
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    Wait until the alpha finds the idiot collective that doesn’t speak Greek and screams about being number 1. There’s always dumber wolves.

  • HEXN3T
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    611 months ago

    Trying to figure out the proportions is giving me a stroke

    • @cuchilloc
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      311 months ago

      Wdy care about the size of the wolfs dong?

      • HEXN3T
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        411 months ago

        Nooo I mean like the head is almost in the middle of the torso and the arms and legs look almost AI generated

        • @cuchilloc
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          311 months ago

          Yeah right, you even said you were stroking yourself!

          • HEXN3T
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            311 months ago

            I said the image was giving me a stroke, not me! Such ridiculous accusations!

            • @Misconduct
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              311 months ago

              This guy right here officer! Look, they’re still talking about stroking it!!!

              • HEXN3T
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                311 months ago

                Utter poppycock, this is taken entirely and wholly out of context!

  • THCDenton
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    311 months ago

    It’s like a meme played with the demon core and now has every type of cancer at once.

  • NickwithaC
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    311 months ago

    … Did an AI make this meme?