• Neato
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    2386 months ago

    Looking over the wikipedia page on this mushroom and all the similar, very edible ones…Yeah I’m never foraging mushrooms.

    • @[email protected]
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      1386 months ago

      Yeah, I carefully read the description of its distinguishing features, studied the photo, and concluded I have no idea what I’m looking at and how to tell them apart.

      • @[email protected]
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        906 months ago

        I’m really good at spotting differences or inconsistencies, I’m totally lost with mushrooms though, and I go multiple times every Autumn with a woman in her 70’s. She is very clear about what we are looking for. She throws out at least half of what I gather.

        • @Maalus
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          256 months ago

          She does that cause she’s jealous of how many you pick

        • @motor_spirit
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          236 months ago

          Cool, I think you just saved me a bit of time.

        • @StereoTrespasser
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          with a woman in her 70’s

          Do these conditions have anything to do with a person’s ability to identify mushrooms

          • chingadera
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            546 months ago

            Very likely. Experience is a thing

            • @[email protected]
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              266 months ago

              If she’s that old and likes to forage there’s only so many bad mushrooms you can eat

            • @Takumidesh
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              226 months ago

              Also, women tend to have better natural color distinction, they more prominently have a genetic mutation that adds a 4th color cone.

              Additionally men are significantly more likely to have some form of colorblindness.

              Age also can have an effect on your perception of the world as well as the objective quality of your vision.

              Finally, describing the subject of the sentence is normal.

              • chingadera
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                56 months ago

                I didn’t know most of that, cool

          • @[email protected]
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            196 months ago

            If someone goes mushroom gathering multiple times a year, getting to live until 70 speaks volumes about her ability.

      • @[email protected]
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        116 months ago

        Simple, just eat it and see.
        If you’re dead, it’s poisonous.
        If you are alive, you haven’t eaten enough.

      • @StaySquared
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        46 months ago

        This.

        I’ll just trust the dealer.

      • @NightAuthor
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        16 months ago

        Mushroom lesson I did says that looking under the cap, spore color, what tree root system it’s growing in, can give you a really solid ID

    • @[email protected]
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      126 months ago

      Is the main visual difference just the stem or whatever it’s called being much longer?

      • @[email protected]
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        336 months ago

        IIRC, the only definitive way to ID mushrooms is by making a spore print - and even then you need to know what you’re doing.

        Just doesn’t seem worth the risk to me.

        • @[email protected]
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          536 months ago

          nah it’s generally fairly easy to ID mushrooms, the problem is just that if you miss a feature and mistake it for another, you’ll fucking liquidize from the inside out.

          This is the same reason that you never touch something that looks like a carrot plant in the wild, because it could be that one plant that kills you 3 times over.

          I agree that it’s generally not worth the risk though, hence why those who pick mushrooms (which is pretty standard to do here in the nordics) stick to like 5 species who have no dangerous lookalikes and actually taste good and are easy to find.

          Here in sweden 90% of what people pick is chanterelles or boletes, whose entire families look effectively the same and at worst simply don’t taste good. Boletes have ONE slightly toxic species in sweden, and it’s bright red and only grows on one island in the baltic sea.

          • @teejay
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            256 months ago

            This is the same reason that you never touch something that looks like a carrot plant in the wild

            That’s funny. I was just thinking to myself “Fuck all this mushroom noise. I’ll just stick to eating carrots, no way to mistake those for something else.” I guess I’ll die quickly in the coming apocalypse.

            • @[email protected]
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              146 months ago

              This is why we befriend the people who can reliably ID plants and know what is safe to eat, you wouldn’t survive an apocalypse alone regardless.

              • @Mirshe
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                Mhm, society persists even through collapse scenarios mostly for exactly this reason. John the Butcher in 13th century Scotland might have lost his entire village to The Plague, but those guys in the village 3 miles down the road still have people who know how to forage, or hunt, or grow food, etc etc etc.

            • @shneancy
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              yeah do watch out for hemlock plants, they look very similar to wild carrots

            • ExtraPartsLeft
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              Spotted water hemlock

              “The confusion with parsnips can be fatal as C. maculata is extremely poisonous. It is considered to be North America’s most toxic native plant.”

              “The chief poison is cicutoxin, an unsaturated aliphatic alcohol that is most concentrated in the roots. Upon human consumption, nausea, vomiting, and tremors occur within 30–60 minutes, followed by severe cramps, projectile vomiting, and convulsions.”

              It supposedly tastes good though.

          • @[email protected]OPM
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            196 months ago

            If anyone is curious about the carrot mention, Google where the phrase “Sardonic Grin” came from.

          • @[email protected]
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            never touch something that looks like a carrot plant in the wild, because it could be that one plant that kills you 3 times over.

            Okay so when you said “Never touch” I was thinking casually “Oh, don’t go messing with it or munching on it or whatever. Sound advice.”

            Looking it up, oh…poison hemlock…you were being dead-exact.

            Source

            “As his doctor, Christopher Hayner, MD, pointed out, LeBlond didn’t have to eat the poisonous plant to fall ill. “Anything you can touch, you can also inhale,” he explained to Good Housekeeping. When LeBlond used a chainsaw to cut down the hemlock, tiny particles scattered in the air, and when he breathed them in, they almost killed him.”

            Oh holy crap. Kill it with fire!

            “If you do find a suspicious stalk and want to remove it, wear gloves, a face mask, and protective clothing. Dig it out from the roots, rather than cutting it, and never burn it, as the fumes can cause a reaction.

            Not even fire can sate its lust for indiscriminate killing?!

            Apparently it’s a “recent problem” that this stuff is spreading all over the place.

            It was as I suspected. Going outside is overrated. 😬

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          This is untrue. Spore print can be useful for some very similar species or when you are first learning but I’ve been picking and eating wild mushrooms for about 15 years now and I basically never do a spore print anymore. Once you learn it’s pretty unnecessary. The ones I pick are easy to ID anyway. Most people can learn to identify them fairly quickly with some instruction though I have noticed that some people lack the attention to detail to be good at it.

          • @[email protected]
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            126 months ago

            Yah – and to add certain edible mushrooms or families of mushrooms are very distinctive (e.g. hedgehog fungi in the UK), and I would recommend novices start out with. Others I wouldn’t touch with a barge pole even if I was relatively confident with an id, purely because it isn’t worth the risk (e.g. miller Vs fools funnel).

          • @[email protected]
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            46 months ago

            Perhaps I should have said ‘categorically’ instead of ‘definitively’, but they are synonyms so…

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              I’m not sure I understand the distinction you are making here but I wouldn’t say it’s the only way to categorically identify mushrooms either. It is one tool among many, and one that is typically used with unfamiliar mushrooms, not those that a person is already familiar with.

              Basically if you are not sure what you have it can help narrow down the possibilities. But typically if you are picking mushrooms to eat you are (or should be) already certain of what you have. I can’t think of a single scenario where spore prints would be the easiest way to distinguish similar edible and poisonous mushrooms. There are many other features that are more readily examined and spore prints are mainly for separating more distinct types of mushrooms from one another anyway.

              • @[email protected]
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                26 months ago

                I’m UK based so not hugely familiar with US mushrooms, but I seem to recall a spore print being useful for checking for false parasol? Though it’s not the most obvious (e.g. snakeskin markings for distinguishing from parasol).

                Btw I totally agree with your general point (I never use them, except to produce pretty spore prints for friends).

      • @[email protected]
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        Lots of differences but the simplest one would be that button mushrooms would typically have color to their gills—depending on the species they usually start out pinkish or pale brown and move to dark brown as they get older. Destroying angel has pure white gills.

        But button mushrooms are actually not very beginner friendly despite their familiarity since there are other poisonous lookalikes in many areas.

        • @Kimano
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          76 months ago

          “Destroying Angel” is an incredibly metal name for a mushroom lmao.

    • Flying Squid
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      86 months ago

      My wife wanted to take a foraging class and I pointed out all the similarities and said to her, if you don’t want to buy mushrooms from the store, we can just grow them.

  • @[email protected]
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    1646 months ago

    There are old mushroom foragers and then there are bold ones. There are no bold, old mushroom foragers.

    • @Sylvartas
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      There are no bold, old mushroom foragers

      Sure there are, they just have to not eat what they picked up.

      Source: friend’s mom once gave food poisoning to the whole family by serving them an omelet made with mushrooms she found, but didn’t eat it herself. Fortunately it was merely mushrooms of the “fucks up your stomach” variety.

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          In his story, his friend’s mother boldly picked mushrooms from her backyard, cooked them into an omelet for the family, but DID NOT EAT the omelet herself.

          Nothing would stop her from growing old while continuing this pattern of bold collecting, although a stint in prison might make for an earlier retirement than expected from the foraging scene.

  • @[email protected]
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    1486 months ago

    Looks like a destroying angel (e.g. Amanita virosa) to me. This and the death cap together account for the vast majority of mushroom poisonings in the world. Cooking it will not destroy the toxins, nor will acid. Symptoms tend to appear 5-24 hours after eating, too late to pump the stomach. Half a mushroom can be enough to kill you.

    I don’t recommend going out to pick mushrooms unless you know what you’re doing. If you do, stay away from the white ones. You can still get terrible stomach cramps and diarrhea from other colors of mushrooms, but the white ones have the most dangerous species.

    • db0
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      426 months ago

      Easiest way to avoid problems I’ve heard is to never pick any mushroom with ribbed underside. If the underside looks like a sponge, it’s usually safe to eat. At least where I’m from.

      • @[email protected]
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        536 months ago

        Might be valid advice for some regions, I don’t know. But mushrooms tend to vary quite a bit in appearance. Sometimes ribbed species don’t have very visible ribs, or younger mushrooms don’t quite have all the characteristics of their mature form. If you really want to get into picking mushrooms, there’s often local groups you can join with a resident expert who can tell you which ones are safe.

        • @[email protected]OPM
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          326 months ago

          Rule of thumb with mushrooms is that these id tricks tend to be regional and not always accurate unfortunately. Nature is a bit more of a kaleidoscope.

          • @MrPoopyButthole
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            Exactly. Don’t trust a stranger on the internet to help you avoid death.

            • @[email protected]OPM
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              But do go to that really famous Facebook group if you suspect a poisoning for help with an ID. They’ve got a ton of experts and doctors use them lol.

              • @acetanilide
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                Yeah those groups are great. I like the snake bite one also.

        • Joe Cool
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          It’s mostly true. Most of the poisonous mushrooms of central Europe are not “sponges”.
          The worst one I have found once is seldom lethal: Rubroboletus satanas https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rubroboletus_satanas
          I guess people don’t usually pick stuff that looks like that. Though there are similar ones that taste pretty good.
          Toxic boletus usually taste really bad.

      • @[email protected]
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        106 months ago

        Easiest way to not die from bad mushrooms is to not eat them because they’re fucking disgusting anyways

        • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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          146 months ago

          You’re technically correct on one point, and totally entitled to your opinion on the other. But brown mushrooms (not from a can) sauteed into a hamburger steak gravy will kick it up about 14 notches, give or take.

          • @Remorhaz
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            56 months ago

            I absolutely hated mushrooms my whole life because of a miserable first experience with them on pizza. The pizza place must have used the absolute worst, flavorless, slimiest canned mushrooms in the world. The were rubbery and disgusting. I was like 8 years old and refused to eat them until about five years ago.

            I had the most wonderful ramen at a restaurant recommended by my friends and it had shiitake mushrooms in it. I explained my aversion and they encouraged me to try it and my god the difference was incredible. I absolutely love shiitake now but I totally understand people who don’t like them

      • @Taniwha420
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        56 months ago

        Yeah, the sponge underside mushrooms are boletes, and I am not aware of any that are poisonous.

        • @CM400
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          156 months ago

          There are some that are, and they can be hard to identify as well. Still a good idea to never eat what you find unless you’re with an experienced mushroomer to corroborate your find.

          • Final Remix
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            106 months ago

            “How can I know they’re an experienced mushroomed?” “Well, for one… they’re not dead.”

      • @[email protected]
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        106 months ago

        Not sure about this one, but acid resistance is pretty relevant because of the typical stomach environment. In general, amatoxins are just very stable and it’s difficult to deactivate them.

    • @[email protected]
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      376 months ago

      This guy sees the most terrifying description of a toxin killing someone and goes “Yep, that’s a fun mushroom facto”

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          116 months ago

          this guy so into mushrooms they added myco to their mushrooms (myshroom) for more mushroom per mushroom

    • Asherah
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      Fungi are fascinating. Did you know that, if I’m recalling correctly, the largest living organism is a massive fungus?

      • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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        And reindeer are trained to follow the smell of human piss because they like tripping on amanita muscaria, which transfers its psychoactive compounds through urine.

        Wacky!

      • @Donjuanme
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        It’s not the shared root system tree in North America? I could totally see it being a mushroom.

    • @xkforce
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      Probably bitter and followed by a slow agonizing death by liver failure.

      • TurtleJoe
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        As somebody who has been through liver failure and transplant, it really sucks. I do not recommend it.

        • @xkforce
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          Someones’ last words

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    2 mushrooms hard to fuck up in America.

    Chicken of the Forest.

    Morels.

    I remember selling like 5 lbs of morels when I was a kid and getting like $200. That was without even driving to the city to make the real money.

    • @[email protected]
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      note that chicken of the woods may give about 50% of people horrible nausea for several hours

        • @[email protected]
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          It seems I misremembered this story that I read years ago after eating some and feeling queasy for several hours:

          To add a caveat, in 2004 when the current edition of the Encyclopedia of Fungi was launched at a National Trust property, to which 60 journalists were invited for lunch, there was an incident involving this species. On the day before, we had found a specimen of Laetiporus sulphureus in prime condition, on Oak, which was collected and incorporated, lightly sauteed, as part of the meal.

          Approximately half an hour after ingestion, 6 of the 60 journalists became violently ill – vomiting, cyanosed, sweating, icy cold, with raised pulse, and very frightened. The remaining 54 suffered no ill effects.

          The doctor who attended diagnosed a severe allergic reaction and the symptoms subsided after about 2 hours.

          Subsequent investigation turned up research by a US-based toxicology team at the University of Berkeley, California. It had concluded that 10% of the people taking part in extensive trials, suffered these severe effects. Our experience was exactly in line with this figure.

          It’s also worth bearing in mind that Laetiporus sulphureus growing on Taxus hosts, is potentially lethal.

          https://blog.mycology.cornell.edu/2006/10/31/eating-the-chicken-of-the-woods/

    • @[email protected]
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      There are also mushrooms that look like morels that you shouldn’t eat. Somewhat easy to filter out if you know what you’re looking for but maybe wouldn’t say hard to fuck up.

  • @The_Tired_Horizon
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    I remember being on a wilderness weekend many years ago and being told that when you cut the stem on some poisonous shrooms they discolour a sort of blue tint. I’m lucky, I hate the taste and texture of mushrooms.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      I remember years ago reading you can tell if a mushroom is “magic” by blotting it on paper towel and seeing if it stains blue or purple. Unfortunately, that is also how many things say you can tell it’s toxic. Maybe you’ll trip balls. Maybe you’ll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

      • VindictiveJudge
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        116 months ago

        I wouldn’t be surprised if the poison and the psychoactive part are the same thing in different doses, or just function similarly.

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        • @Brokenbutstrong
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          From what I heard in the past magic mushrooms are just mild food poisoning

          • @shneancy
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            you have heard wrong.

            Mild food poisoning makes your tummy hurt and you feel a bit nauseous.

            Magic mushrooms, depending on the dose, will either make you wonder the meaning of life or will bring god directly to you to ask, all the whilst fractals and wild shapes pulsate within the details of patterns.

        • WIZARD POPE💫
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          They don’t scare me I just cannot stand the taste and texture. It actually makes me want to vomit.

          • @[email protected]
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            26 months ago

            Which makes you scared of them, perhaps.

            Also, have you seen how mycelium works and so on, the biology is amazing, but it’s also scary.

            • WIZARD POPE💫
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              I mean it’s not all the mushrooms that give me that reaction. I am 100% not scared of them. If I had nothing else to eat and was starving I would suffer through it. But I don’t.

              I have not seen how it works. Got any good links?

            • @The_Tired_Horizon
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              I love all that side of it myself. Used to photo the wild fungus down here.

    • @RememberTheApollo_
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      Funny you say this, there is actually a mushroom that does this color change but is edible. Allegedly doesn’t taste very good, though.

      Best not to eat any wild mushrooms at all unless a verified mycologist can look at them first.

      • @[email protected]
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        Scarletina bolete apparently tastes relatively decent. I haven’t tried it myself though.

    • Flying Squid
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      I hate every mushroom I have ever tried- except shiitake mushrooms, which don’t taste like mushrooms and are amazing.

  • @aeronmelon
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    Adds this to the big list of horrible ways to die

    • @marcos
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      I wonder if it fits above or bellow the Demon Core.

      At least looks like this is quicker.

      • Sabata11792
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        I’ll take deadly mushroom over radiation poisoning any day. Melted liver is better than melted skin.

        • @cmbabul
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          I remember reading Hiroshima, I don’t ever want the skin surround my hand to slough off

  • Sagrotan
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    Darwin machine

    • @nutt_goblin
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      Usernames are subdomains on bsky

      • @[email protected]
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        I was confused as these two person are on different sub-domains of bsky.social (url after the @ symbol). Does this mean they are on different instance? AFAIK most mastodon server I see have different domain (specifically, different combination of top level domain and second level domian).

        EDIT: I see, theur user name is the subdomain, and things before @ is their display name. Not the most conventional system, but it makes sense.