• @[email protected]
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    I can smell ants, but I dont think they smell that bad. The smell is hardly ever strong enough to be unpleasant. Also, in the region of the world I live in, if you start smelling ants but don’t see them anywhere, it means it’s gonna rain.

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      “What’s your mutation? Teleportation? Laser Eyes? Weaponized Tornadoes?”

      “…I… I can smell ants… how about yours?”

      “Oh… well… my mutation is that cilantro tastes like chalk to me.”

      • @Dasus
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        I was born with 2.5 kidneys, an extra ureter and 4 of my permanent teeth never showed up. Also mild colour vision deficiency.

        I was talking about it with our first lieutenant in the army and he went “Corporal, you’re a mutant!”. “Yes, sir, I am sir.”

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        God soap cilantro just sucks. I really wish people knew it tastes like gross to like 3-21% of the world population.

        I just wish it wasn’t automatically in anything Mexican. I just want to taste what other people taste. :(

        • @[email protected]
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          The weirdest thing happened when I was recovering from covid. I couldn’t really taste much, but cilantro suddenly had a perfume-like scent. It eventually went back to normal after I recovered, but I definitely have a healthy level of sympathy for people who taste soapy cilantro now

        • @inefficient_electron
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          Exposure therapy works for this. You can still detect the chemical that made it taste that way, but the brain can rewire to perceive it as pleasant. If you’re serious about fixing the problem, start by adding small amounts to dishes and work your way up as your tolerance changes.

          • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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            That just sounds like brainwashing yourself to make something taste ‘good’ when it’s not. See Alcohol, black coffee, etc.

            • @Cocodapuf
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              Right, but I legitimately love the taste of coffee now. Am I wrong? I know I didn’t like it as a kid, but does that mean I was correct to not like it then or correct to like it now?

              I don’t know, but my instinct is that being able to enjoy the flavor of coffee is a real benefit. For instance, I can taste the nuance of coffee flavor in tiramisu. Without gaining an appreciation for coffee flavor, many foods that use that flavor would just taste bad.

            • @inefficient_electron
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              There are no inherently good or bad flavours, it’s all just how our brains are wired to perceive them. Sometimes the wiring gets it wrong and warns us about a food that is harmless. I see no reason not to try fixing that.

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                There are no inherently good or bad flavours

                X is in the eye of the beholders are the worst.

                You can fool yourself into thinking shit tastes like sugar all you want but subjective reality and the reality your brain perceives should not be conflated lol.

                • @inefficient_electron
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                  Shit should taste bad though, given that it is bad for you to eat. This is not the case for cilantro, so why not retrain your brain to like it?

                  All I was offering is a strategy that has worked for me, and many other people. I used to hate cilantro and despised its omnipresence in certain cuisines. I can now enjoy these things and you possibly can as well, if you choose to do the work. If you’d prefer to whine instead of attempting to solve the problem you said you have, that’s on you.

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              Those are more like your eyes adjusting to brightness/darkness. You’re not tricking yourself into thinking the alcohol taste or coffee bitterness are good, you’re desensitizing yourself to them, which lets you sense other flavors.

              Sometimes there’s no other strong flavors so you get “Huh, this cold brew concentrate tastes like water, I didn’t even add ice, try it” “wtf that is so bitter!!”

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          How do you know that cilantro tastes like soap and not soap tastes like cilantro.

          All I’m saying is that cilantro doesn’t taste that good and some soaps smell amazing.

    • @aeronmelon
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      The mortality ratio of that school gives me pause.

      Also, so many old white guys hanging on the wall.

  • @Humana
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    I have a friend who can smell cockroaches no joke. We always take her restaurant suggestions very seriously.

    • @MehBlah
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      I can smell ants and cockroaches. I can also smell when someone has been in my house hours after they leave. Its annoying as hell to have this sense of smell since its considered rude to point out that someone stinks. To me its like they are screaming in a small room.

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        I recently had to close my store for an hour, because I was the only one working and couldn’t breath due to one customers bad hygiene. People treat me like I’m overly sensitive or making up my discomfort, but to me it feels like being suffocated.

        Also I can totally smell roaches, they smell worse than any other thing in existence. Never smelled an ant though. Did not know that was possible.

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          I recently had to close my store for an hour, because I was the only one working and couldn’t breath due to one customers bad hygiene.

          I don’t even have the greastest sense of smell, I might even consider it impaired, but personal experience begs me to suggest never applying at your local public library then.

          • @Maggoty
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            Libraries are havens for unhoused people. They don’t have to pay to sit in the air conditioning and read a book.

            If we were a society about helping people we would have just installed showers at the libraries ages ago.

            • @MehBlah
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              I work at a library and they wouldn’t let us install them when we built a new building. We do though have a place nearby that lets people clean up but not stay there.

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          Did not know that was possible.

          Same, but I’m starting to think you need a pretty sizable infestation in a nearby wall for this to be a thing.

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          Bedbugs smell worse than roaches. Roaches will make me leave a place. Bedbugs make me run in terror.

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            Best way to get rid of bedbugs is by turning your house into a temporary sauna. Ensuring everywhere reaches some 50º Celsius will kill all the little fuckers.

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        No anime conventions for you unless you wear a gas mask!

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          In 95 I was staying at a hotel that had a D&D convention. I was with a group of union boilermakers and we got gripped at by the staff for refusing to allow some of those stinkers on the elevator with us.

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            I’ve never actually been to an anime convention and had no idea how common anime fans with poor hygiene actually existing was until I read some of the horror stories when this was posted before.

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          Yes it’s a fact that obese people smell worse than fit people, so if it was a marathon runners convention and everyone actually bathed daily, I’m sure going without deodorant wouldn’t be an issue. Too much fucking might be an issue if the majority of the women aren’t on hormonal birth control.

          But I think the issue with anime conventions isn’t lack of deodorant, it’s thinking a shower is something you take every 4-7 days, and ‘eww don’t touch your buttcrack to clean it, that’s nasty!’

          I may get flack from the twox crowd for this comment, but talking to my fiance was like talking to a guy when she got off hormonal birth control. Conversation is just… chill now.

          That’s probably the next big “oops, we fucked up bad the last 50 years, but men’s birth control is hard!”

      • Vincent Adultman
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        I can smell cockroaches and periods. It’s weird, but I can for some reason

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          I take testosterone which makes my sense of pheromone smell increase like crazy (not just sweat, I can go into a truck stop late at night and tell if someone was in there somewhere and peed and how hydrated they were, or if someone just had sex in the shower in there… or just an orgasm.)

          Sometimes I’ll walk into our own house bathroom half an hour after my fiance left for work and get an overwhelming woah, she’s definitely on her period right now smell or conversely, “oh yeah, tonight could be a fun night.”

          Our oldest started showering in the mornings before school, and its become a subconscious game (I think, to him) of who can get in the shower first, because I do not want to smell his… shower… my entire shower.

          Humans are capable of absolutely incredible senses when they’re finely tuned. But our senses are so out of whack, literally, in so many different ways we barely have concepts or words for yet. We have known about, as one example, estrogen-raising chemicals being in plastics leeching directly into our bodies and soil and water and food supplies for over 30 years now (BPA), (when estrogen levels rise, testosterone levels lower, and vice versa. same is true for many core bodily systems). Then around 2010 they did a study that found some of these new lightly tested BPA-free alternative plastics released even more estrogen into the system than BPA did. How’s that for a chucklefuck

          Plastics, and then leaded gasoline, and then PFASs shortly after (or before) that… well, when a molecule or series of molecules is found that greatly benefits civilization in some way, people will die. People will sit under oath in front of the supreme court swearing they had no idea how harmful their products were.

          It’s very unfortunate, because the species are being modified in so many unforseen ways. Not just humans. Alex Jones got meme’d so hard for the chemicals are turning the fuckin’ frogs gay!

          I’m not sure what I’m ranting about now. I’m just sad for our species and those species affected by us and unable to do anything about it. It’s never as simple as it’s ALL profits and follow the money! because we’ve been able to make so much progress as humans through the use of breakthrough technologies like PFASs and plastic. But, at what cost? Our current methodology is to let the major corporations sell these new breakthrough molecules far and wide, and then in 5 years or 5 decades we start to see mainstream scientific acceptance that “okay, it’s really bad, we have to do something about this”…

          Sure, though, it did some good in the meantime.

          • Vincent Adultman
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            Thanks high testosterone bro. Your comment made me remember when I was 18ish and would not drink soda, barely eat sugar, wake up to do exercises on the bedroom floor… That was my prime and for a reason. I’ll try to go by next month reducing my sugar intake at least and do pushups when I wake up, start challenging myself again.

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              Take it or leave it but my advice (sometimes I take it sometimes I’m a hypocrite) but tomorrow never comes. Fuck next month. There is no reason for you to wait to eat less sugar. If it’s a matter of finances, get a head of romaine lettuce and some carrots and much away for a few days. Feel the sugar withdrawal as your body freaks out wondering what has changed and starts realigning those neurons. After a few days of that, a generic slice of sandwich bread will taste like cake. Use that wasted $30 of high sugar snacks and food as motivation to stop eating this poison. If it’s purely a waste issue, find the first homeless person you see and give them a big bag of high sugar food. Even if its frozen meals they’ll give them to their buddies and use the microwaves at a convenience store and eat like kings for day.

              Honestly, a big part of this comment was me talking to myself, but not about sugar. But if it helps you, I’m happy.

        • @Death_Equity
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          I can smell when a woman has her period if I smell her skin, so not at any distance other than intimately. My best guess is all the hormonal changes alter pheromones from the normal and we can pick up on that.

          Not like it is a bad smell, just her normal natural scent changes.

          • @MehBlah
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            Oh yeah me as well. I can also smell when someone has a disease. I know cancer or at least the type my grandmother had but some of them I have no idea what is wrong with them. I can also differentiate different kinds of drugs.

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        My sense of smell is very sensitive. Like I can detect people have been there by smell too, and often who it was. But I don’t think I’ve ever smelled ants or cockroaches. Thank god too.

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      I’m one of these people. I can smell an apartment roach infestation from the front door, every time.

      And yes, restaurants always get the “sniff check” before we sit down. No-go odors are:

      • bleach
      • pine-sol (amonia)
      • heavy perfume (think “Glade plugin-in”)
      • insects (roaches, etc)
      • pet odor (wet dog, litterbox)
      • sewage (usually a dry floor drain but that’s still not okay)
      • dingy carpet (think: “old movie theater”)

      The first two are obvious attempts at covering up something worse with “clean” smells, and/or the staff has no idea what “clean” actually means. And they obviously don’t care what olfaction means to someone trying to enjoy a meal, which says heaps about what they think food service actually is. Everything else just speaks to the “I don’t care what you smell” part, or there’s something very wrong with how the kitchen is run. /rant

      An example of a top-shelf dining odor experience? I once went to a Japanese restaurant at opening time. The only smell in the dining room was that of the specific kind of imported cedar in the cutting boards. This is traditionally cleaned with boiling hot water, and nothing else. This released a gentle woody and pine-y scent that just filled the space and invited the senses. I came hungry, but I sat down ravenous. The meal to follow was something I will never forget.

      Edit: some clarification since this got some traction. I know that bleach and ammonia are s-tier disinfectants and absolutely necessary for food prep, health standards, and the rest. I use this stuff at home. My issue is with establishments that utterly fail at ventilating these odor and spoil the dining experience with strong chemical odors. Looking deeper I find very strong cleaning odors (long after opening hours) suspicious since it’s very easy to splash stuff around, giving the impression of cleanliness, but not actually clean anything. Strong chemical smells also make it impossible to detect sewage, rot, mold, soil, and other things that would easily flag a restaurant. I’d rather not take the chance.

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        Yeah no dude, I keep a ten percent mixture of bleach n water around to sanitize surfaces I use for food prep. This is standard practice. The dishes get soaked in a weak bleach mixture after washing. 3 sinks, wash, bleach, rinse. And there’s pinesol in the mop bucket.

        • @GroundedGator
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          There is a difference between standard bleach and pinesol usage and using it as a way to conceal other smells or problems. Or even worse, not knowing how to use those chemicals to clean. You know how to use a weak bleach solution for cooking surfaces, does your bartender? I’ve seen front of house employees over use cleaning chemicals because isn’t it better to use stronger chemicals to clean. My favorite was the hostess who didn’t want to clean the bathroom so she would just fill the soap and and paper products and fill a spray bottle with Lysol that she would spray around to give the smell of a clean bathroom.

          It’s unlikely anyone will notice the smell of properly used cleaning products.

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          This is basically evey kitchen I’ve worked in. The pine sol can be substituted or more commonly mixed with other detergents.

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        In some areas (depends on local health dept.) restaurant kitchens are required to have weak bleach solutions around for sanitizing food prep surfaces.

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        The first two are obvious attempts at covering up something worse with “clean” smells, and/or the staff has no idea what “clean” actually means.

        Or they’re the cleanest places you’ve never eaten in.

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        Bro, bleach is literally how you are supposed to sanitize restaurant surfaces. This thread is wild.

      • @[email protected]
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        heavy perfume …

        “I don’t care what you smell”

        This is one reason I stopped eating lunch with other people. Some people use so much of Deodorant (oh the irony in the name) that the volatile compounds get adsorbed onto the surface of fluids in the mouth and then get tasted and also go into the stomach. All I’d say is - They taste bad.

        I don’t think those chemicals are supposed to be edible.

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      I can smell roaches and bedbugs. One is annoying. The second will cause me to flee a building in horror.

      I’ve also informed several friends that they were pregnant. They never believe me the first time.

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      I assume people just can’t identify the smell of cockroaches until they learned it? Similar to people being oblivious to the smell of marijuana when not familiar with it.

      I’m not sure I would recognize the smell of roaches if I didn’t keep them as food for other animals. Stinky little buggers.

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        This is basically what the “attachment” thing is they’re referring to in buddhism. It’s not a deep concept. It’s just that it’s mixed into every mental action.

        All the meditation practice is just a matter of familiarizing oneself with the different smells in the kitchen of the mind.

        If normal thinking is like cooking, meditation is like standing in the kitchen and stopping yourself every time your body goes on autopilot and starts preparing food.

        Instead you just stand there, and stand there. If you’re doing vipassana then you’re taking each ingredient off the shelf and giving it a big whiff. One after another. For hours and hours, days, years. You’re getting more and more familiar with that kitchen.

        Then, one day while you’re doing your kitchen standing, your nose detects another specific note. A note that’s been there all along, but you never would have noticed if you hadn’t spent so much time cataloguing all the smells of all the ingredients and cleaners. But now you spent thousands of hours getting to know all those scents, and there’s this other scent.

        That’s the cockroaches. Now in this analogy, all the time you’ve spent meditating, doing shamatha meditation, you’ve been learning to magically delete parts of the kitchen. The kitchen is your mind so you kind of have magic powers there. You’re meditating. You see the pot go to the stove and start boiling spaghetti. “Nope, no cooking” and the pot goes back and the spaghetti goes back.

        All the shamatha meditation has been giving you the telekinesis needed to push things around in the kitchen. The vipassana meditation has been giving you a thorough understanding of what’s in the kitchen, where it goes, how it works.

        So you take your knowledge of the kitchen’s contents, and that lets you differentiate and notice the cockroach smell. That’s the result of your vipassana meditation. Identifying the cockroaches as separate from the food is your insight.

        Then you use the magic editing powers you’ve developed through shamatha meditation, ie now that you have the insight about the cockroaches, because you’ve done your shamatha you have the strength and control to just say “nah” and make the roaches disappear.

        At first you’re worried. What if the kitchen doesn’t work? But you cook some stuff. It works fine. Things smell better, it’s more pleasant to cook now, in a way you never knew it could be more pleasant.

        Anyway. I’ve done a lot of zen training, and I’ve always said that the word “attachment” is often poorly interpreted. It’s not the exact same thing that english word refers to. It’s just the closest word we have for this very specific thing happening in consciousness.

        The fact that buddhist insight can’t be conveyed in words does NOT mean it’s out of this world or esoteric. The smell of garlic cannot be conveyed in words either

        We can kinda shapes and sounds using words. We almost can’t describe tastes and smells at all, except by comparing them to similar tastes and smells. That doesn’t mean shapes and sounds are more real than tastes and smells. It just means our language doesn’t go there.

        So all the mystery of zen buddhism isn’t because of some deep well of thing that can’t be seen, hidden behind nonsense words. It’s just a mystery in words because it’s like the smell of cockroaches: no way to teach it to someone other than handing them a container full of cockroaches and saying “take a whiff of this”.

        There’s no way to hand someone a container full of dukkha (“attachment” in english) and say “get a whiff of this; this is the thing that causes your suffering”. Handing someone containers of samples to smell, in the mind, is hard. All you can do is give people instructions for being in the right spot to figure it out for themselves: “Sit down. Empty your mind. Pay attention to each thought that comes up, notice it, let it go”.

        In the analogy this becomes

        “Go to your kitchen. Don’t cook anything. If you find that you’re cooking something, take a moment to notice how what you were cooking smells, then put it away.”

        Sorry for the wall of text. I always say I’m gonna keep it short and then the minimum words to get the idea across ends up being huge. I’ll get better at articulating this.

        Anyway, this just reminded me of the buddhist thing, and I realized this “cockroaches in the kitchen walls” analogy works nicely with why meditation is done and how it leads to enlightenment.

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            I do. Been keeping a journal since 2000 when I made my first entry on a plane to europe, because the guy who sold me the suitcase said he’d been keeping a journal since his first traveling.

            Unfortunately, all the notebooks up to 2022 (which was roughly 50-75 notebooks, filled with my handwriting) have been lost. About half when I couldn’t pay for a storage unit, and about half a decade ago when they were stored in a friend’s barn and then we had a falling out and he pretended to not remember my storing them there.

            But yeah. It helps me think to journal stuff out. So even though 90% of my journal entries are lost, it was still valuable to do.

            I just really wish I could read my entries from early twenties and understand my own state of mind then.

        • @[email protected]
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          One more example for your kitchen analogy, albeit coming from a different direction, is probably the smell of Durian.

          When you first encounter the smell, you experiences pretty intensive stench - maybe like rotten meat. When you manage to get over it and eat it a bunch of times it does not stink for you anymore. You still recognize it’s a very intense smell, but it’s not stench anymore.

          However, for everyone else unfamiliar with it it still stinks like hell.

      • @[email protected]
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        Weird. Marijuana has an iconic, skunk-like / rotten bologna smell to me. I can smell someone smoking up to maybe 500 feet away, sometimes from the inside of my car. It’s a deeply repugnant smell.

        The strange thing being, I’ve smelled the actual flowers and the plant up close, and it just smells like grass. It only smells like shit when it’s burning, oddly enough.

        No idea why. Everything about the “natural smell” up close screams “this is a plant and can’t harm you in any way shape or form”. That specific experience made me in favor of decriminalization.

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          You should be able to smell a female plant in full (oily) bloom. I’ve read that smell is one of the problems that illegal farms/grow box owners have when tyring to stay undetected.

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      TBF, there are lots of things with a smell similar to cockroaches. Some of them wouldn’t be a red flag to be found at a restaurant. Also, smells are very localized, and I doubt your friend walks through the kitchen.

      But yeah, I’ve gone away from restaurants because they smelled like cockroaches.

      • @[email protected]
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        Smells are very localized

        Smells are airborne. They move with the air.

        You can walk into a house and tell they’re cooking dinner, just by smells that have traveled 50 feet from the kitchen to the front door.

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          Dispersion varies widely due to the kind of smell, intensity, and air circulation.

          Most smells do not travel 50 feet.

          • @[email protected]
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            Most smells do not travel 50 feet.

            I have to counter that in my experience most, if not all smells travel 15m. When the wind is right that increases massively.

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      I thought everyone could. Is that something only some people can smell as well?

    • @RBWells
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      Roaches do have a smell. Yuck. Ants though? There are so many different kinds of them, I can’t smell them, or I haven’t noticed if so.

      My lunatic ex had a nose like a bloodhound. He could smell anything.

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      I don’t question your friend’s ability to smell cockroaches, but I gotta tell you, there is no restaurant without them. The best you can do is minimize.

      Roaches go where there’s food. That’s just a fact of life.

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    Wait, is that true? Is someone able to smell ants?

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        I got the “cilantro tastes like soap” gene personally. Would much rather have gotten the, “Always remember where I left my car keys” gene, or maybe the, “Come up with witty retorts on the spot instead of two hours later in the shower” one.

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          At least you don’t have my “sky-high cholesterol no matter what you eat” gene.

          Also artificial sweeteners have an unpleasant chemical aftertaste that lingers for a long time. Apparently that’s generic too…

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            TIL about the artificial sweetener thing, this explains a lot. I have never been able to understand people enjoying diet soda.

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              Dude, same, and this is the first time I’ve heard of it. I thought the Diet Dr. Pepper commercials were just being cheeky when trying to compare it to dessert.

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            My grandfather had low cholesterol no matter what. It was always perfect. This man ate more bacon and had more buttermilk and cornbread than anyone I’ve ever met in my life.

            I have to watch mine pretty closely. Well, I should, but I’ll just die horribly and early I guess. The alcohol will get me first anyway.

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              Hah, my grandfather had heart problems and very high cholesterol so we gave him such a hard time for eating unhealthy food. But now I have been a vegetarian for almost twenty years (I try to avoid eggs and dairy too) and my cholesterol is just as high as his was, unless I take medications. So we should have just let him eat whatever he wanted to…

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            I find that most sweeteners have the aftertaste, like Canderel and Sweetex, but Hermesetas taste fine. It might be worth trying a few brands and seeing if any work for you

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            Look at Triglyceride to HDL ratio from the basic test, cholesterol is mostly about statins these days (sugar/carbs in the past), which only help mortality in ppl who’ve had heart attacks. Look into it.

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          I love cilantro, but I got the celery tastes bitter and spicy gene. So many people tell me it’s tasteless but it has a strong, terrible taste to me.

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              Celery tastes like that too me as well, but no allergy. I can eat it with no negative effects, other than the fact that I’ve had to taste celery.

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                It’s just that a lot of mild allergies sound just like that, no big obvious ill effects

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            Celery man. Everyone tells me it has no taste, but to me it tastes like an entire lawn’s worth of grass clippings compressed into a stick. Extremely pungent.

            Same with cucumbers. They taste awfully strong and bitter to me.

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              Look up the “TAS2R bitter taste receptor gene family”. It’s a fun little group of genes that control how well bitterness is detected.

              I am a moderate bitter taster. So I do not like celery (mildly unpleasant flavor) and prefer cucumbers that contain the recessive bi gene that stops the production of cucubitacin in the plant. The ones that contain the bt gene, the skin gets too bitter for me. This gene mostly stops the cucubitacin production in the fruit but not the plant.

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              Yeah I really don’t like celery. Cucumbers are pretty good if they’re peeled, but yeah they have a very strong taste to me, and the peel is very bitter

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              Your celery description seems apt to me, but for me it’s much less pungent. It’s actually super mild for me, so I don’t mind it. I actually quite like celery.

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            Just to signal boost the other guy that sounds a lot like a food allergy friend

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            I think I have half of that gene (2/3, cilantro is nice), fresh celery tastes salty and spicy. If it’s old, then it tastes like water.

          • @Feathercrown
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            Any time someone tells you something is “tasteless” you should feel free to discard all of their food opinions or give them a covid test

        • @[email protected]
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          Cilantro tasted like soap to me until my wife described it as lemony, and it suddenly tasted different and now I like cilantro. Senses are weird

          • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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            Cognitive Modulation of Olfactory Processing: Neuron

            We showed how cognitive, semantic information modulates olfactory representations in the brain by providing a visual word descriptor, “cheddar cheese” or “body odor,” during the delivery of a test odor (isovaleric acid with cheddar cheese flavor) and also during the delivery of clean air. Clean air labeled “air” was used as a control. Subjects rated the affective value of the test odor as significantly more unpleasant when labeled “body odor” than when labeled “cheddar cheese.” In an event-related fMRI design, we showed that the rostral anterior cingulate cortex (ACC)/medial orbitofrontal cortex (OFC) was significantly more activated by the test stimulus and by clean air when labeled “cheddar cheese” than when labeled “body odor,” and the activations were correlated with the pleasantness ratings. This cognitive modulation was also found for the test odor (but not for the clean air) in the amygdala bilaterally.

            • @[email protected]
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              I think it’s great how a screenshot of comment about a tiktok video is leading to some pretty great discussion.

          • @[email protected]
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            If I eat cilantro by itself and focus on the idea of it tasting like soap, I can kinds taste it. It still tastes good to me, just with a hint of soapiness. It’s not enough to ruin it for me, and I have to be looking for it.

        • @pigup
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          I love cilantro but one time I tasted the soap flavor. I had done a stir fry with cilantro and left the spoon in the still hot pot and there had been some cilantro stuck to the bottom of the spoon that sat there and cooked for as long as it took for the big pot to cool down. Then when I was doing dishes I picked up the spoon and I saw big bunch of cilantro so I ate it and it was horribly nasty and tasted like straight up hand soap. I thought for sure that some soap fell or splashed onto it but no it was just the cilantro. Never happened again either.

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          I believe that’s all on the same gene

      • @[email protected]
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        I have that! Sneezed twice today because of bright sunlight. It can sometimes also be triggered voluntarily by looking at a bright light. You can’t trigger it multiple times in a row though. I suspect this is because sinuses need to recover from the shock of the sneeze.

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          I can sneeze several times in a row if a light is bright enough. I’ve even triggered it just thinking of the sun, a few times.

        • @QuantumStorm
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          Yep same here! It’s nice when you feel a sneeze coming on and then it stops, you can kinda force it to happen!

        • @Maalus
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          Wait that’s a genetic quirk? I do that shit all the time with “the sneeze that won’t sneeze”

          • @llamapants
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            Sure is! It’s my favourite superpower.

      • @FooBarrington
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        Still can’t believe that some people are unable to smell rain coming in the summer!

        • @aeronmelon
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          I honestly love that smell. It’s relaxing.

        • @essteeyou
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          Is that petrichor, or is that after rain?

          • @FooBarrington
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            Petrichor is after the rain, also an amazing smell! But sometimes there’s also a distinct note before summer rain starts. Similar to petrichor, but different.

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          People used to make fun of me all the time for sniffing and saying “smells like it’s going to rain soon”. Couldn’t even tell you what it smells like… It just smells like the concept of it starting to rain

          I’ve met others who knew exactly what I was talking about, but not many

      • @aeronmelon
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        I have sunlight-sneezing, my thoughts are spoken word, I can read in dreams, the dress is gold, and I alway hear “laurel.”

        What others are there?

        • @[email protected]
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          Nope, i dont remember the occurence rate tho. Just watch the video if u wanna know more lol

      • @Webster
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        I have a slightly different version of this. I get sneezing fits when too full. It’s genetic and happens to most people on one side of my family. Thanksgiving is always fun.

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        I sneeze from sunlight, luckily it’s only the first time for the day or very bright light.

      • @Ibaudia
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        I have the sunlight sneeze. I would much rather be able to smell ants.

        This feels like a shitty superpower what-if.

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          Wait, I’m not the only one?? Amazing!

          Me: – Seeing bright light – coughing – thinking certain sexy thoughts

          Brain: “Make her sneeze!”

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        That’d be me. Nobody else I know does it, either. I try to explain it and they’re like “yeah, I try to look up at a light to help sneeze” and that’s just not it.

      • @Winter8593
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        Wait I have that one! My dad has it too, but my brother doesn’t. All three of us are colorblind too lol.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        The sneezing one must be an extreme case of our normal reactions, because I read years ago that if you’re on the verge of a sneeze, and it’s not happening, you should look at a bright light. 50% of the time, it works every time.

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        I have the sun sneezes

        Actually it also triggers if go from really dark to really bright like turning on the bathroom light at night

    • @[email protected]
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      Smell is how ants communicate with one another so maybe these ant sniffers will be the first humans who can speak ant.

      • massive_bereavement
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        Ants part of a super-organism often compared to a computer, so probably these people are sniffing their information packets.

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      https://academic.oup.com/ae/article/61/2/85/1756864

      https://www.livescience.com/why-ants-smell-weird

      However, the sense of smell in humans is far less developed, and there has been recent controversy over what, exactly, the odorous house ant smells like. This species belongs to a large group of ants whose members are thought to smell like blue cheese (Forney and Markovetz 1971) [link is direct 3.0 mb .pdf download from elsevier], yet numerous online sources report their odor as “rancid butter,” “cleaning solution,” or, most commonly, “rotten coconuts.”

      Specifically, the house hippo ant.

      *The actual factual paper was actually literally published in 2015, no cap.

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        At the same time, Penick had people rate what they thought the ant smelled like. Most people said blue cheese, but some thought it smelled like rotted coconut. So Penick rotted a coconut in his backyard and found a mold growing on it that, sure enough, is the same mold (Penicillium roqueforti) that’s used to produce blue cheese. Another mystery, solved.

        So American house ants, rotten coconuts and blue cheese all smell the same. Life is weird.

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        Uhh… Wait. I may be able to smell them. Those descriptions are making me realize some things.

    • @Cikos
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      cant say for ant. but i can smell cockroaches

      • @xwolpertinger
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        Me who spent months taking Tupperware boxes full of cockroaches out of the freezer and separating them by hand because our ants were picky eaters: I still smell them, to this day.

        Thanks ants. Thants.

        • @tamal3
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          I have questions.

        • @Cikos
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          🤢 i dont envy you

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        yikes. how do you react when you get a whiff? is it already too late and you don’t smell them until they are next to you, or is it a general “oh wow you have a roach prob in this house”

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          if its in my room, that shitling better gtfo my place. if they just arrived i can usually smell them when theyre around 1m off me. but if they been chilling in the room i can smell them once i enter the room. imagine like walking little turd. the more they are the worse the smell.

    • @[email protected]
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      The smell like pepper to me. Well, you know how when you crush bricks or rocks it kinda has a peppery smell? It’s that pepper scent.

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        what bricks are you crushing mon

        maybe it’s smell of dust, like what you can smell on dusty unpaved road in summer

        • @[email protected]
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          Nah it’s specifically when they’re crushed. Not gravel smells, that smells different. You never crushed a rock or a brick?

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            I have, many times, and I don’t think I would describe the smell as “pepper.” It is sharp though.

    • @scottywh
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      100%

      I can smell them to the point I know when an area has an abundance of ant hills.

    • Almrond
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      I can, they also taste absolutely abhorrent and ruin food they are in for me. It’s a very bitter chemical taste and smell.

  • @TheControlled
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    Holy shit I thought I was either full of shit or a mutant freak. I’m happy to be a mutant freak.

    I feel so validated right now you guys have no idea.

    • @NatakuNox
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      This! I used to tell people all the time I could smell some ant hills from several yards away. Fire ants smell like death. The larger and more aggressive species in my area smell more than the more benign ants. I’m sure it’s a warning to other animals to stay away.

  • @alekwithak
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    This just tells me ant particles are constantly flying into my nose and mouth and I don’t have receptors for them. Gross

  • @[email protected]
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    Ant smell is for communicating with other ants. These are ant smellers not human. The ant-people have been controlling our governments. It’s true! Look it up!

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    Wait are you telling me y’all actually don’t smell ants? They’re a weird and kinda smell like blue cheese. Definitely the smellier of insects.

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      I’ve never heard of insects having a smell, other than like stinkbugs!

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        I don’t smell stinkbugs, either… Apparently that’s also genetic.

        But have you smelled ladybugs? Absolutely foul.

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          I’ve never actually smelled a stinkbug, now that I think of it. I catch and release by hand for my house without issue. Never noticed a ladybug smell either. Interesting!

    • @WhatAmLemmy
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      The only time I’ve smelt ants is when they get crushed. Are you telling me you could smell an ant trail just by walking into a room?

      • @[email protected]
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        Are you telling me that if you step on an ant and crush it, you can smell it?! Wtf is going on in this thread??

        • @HonoraryMancunian
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          My mind is being blown so much ITT. I don’t recall any insect ever having a smell, crushed or otherwise.

          • @[email protected]
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            Ladybugs have a weird smell when you handle them. Smells a bit like earwax.
            Also, from the time when I hatched flies as food animals, flies really stink but you don’t normally notice because you don’t smell it when it’s just one. Put 100 flies in a bucket and they STINK.
            No idea what’s going on with the ants though. I’m still not convinced this isn’t a hoax.

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          I mean, I don’t think I can smell them as described, but crushed I can clearly smell the formic acid.

        • @WhatAmLemmy
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          I don’t mean just stepping on an ant. I mean when you were little and climbing a tree or playing on the ground and crushed some ants, smelled your hand to figure out what it was, and it smelled like ants…

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        I smell them outdoors from quite a long distance.

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            No doubt… It certainly seems useless so far but when the ant wars start you’ll all want me on your team.

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      Never in my life has an ant had any smell whatsoever. I was today years old when I realized people could smell ants.

      In fact, I’ll go one step further. I grew up on a farm, tons of bugs. The only bug that I can ever remember smelling are those stupid Asian stink bugs invasive thingies that seem to have proliferated in the northeast US recently. When you squish them, they smell like green apples.

      I can’t think of any other bug that smells at all - even when they are squished.

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        I’m convinced these people are just making it up, I’ve been alive nearly 40 years and not once heard of this being a thing.

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          I mean, they probably DO smell - but like I’ve never gotten on my hands and knees and sniffed any bug up close. Maybe these people are more sensitive to smells and can pick them up yards away - or a whole colony?

          But ya it’s weird that I’ve never heard of this at all. I had heard of people born with tails or horns, females with beards, color blindness, tiger stripes on skin, the asparagus thing, rain man, hemaphrodites, on and on…

          But today I learned ants smell ;)

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            I can smell them from many many yards away.

            There is definitely no need to get close or try to smell them.

    • @essteeyou
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      Can you smell them on the floor if you’re standing up? How close do you have to be?

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        Ya on the floor, outside smells like bugs a bit too (and dirty and a million other things).

      • @scottywh
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        I can smell ant hills that are far enough that I can’t see them from an open car window.

      • @marcos
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        Formic acid does really smells like steel tastes. But I’d blame the nickel for the taste, iron tastes differently.

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    It’s like me figuring out after 23 years that most people don’t sneeze looking at the sun

  • @Maggoty
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    Mine has always been vision and hearing hard sounds, like doors closing. I can hear all the stupid little sounds like that. And I’m just weirdly good at deciphering shadows at night as long as there’s some light.

    I’m sure in ancient times this variation of who has good senses for what served a purpose.

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    Probably similar to that “bitterness” test that a lot of kids got to do in science class where you taste that little strip of paper. To some it’s nothing, to others it’s very bitter. Genetics has given some the extra “taste”, supposedly that might allow people to avoid eating poisonous things containing oxalates or glucosinates. Unfortunately it also means you probably dislike things lie IPA beers or other foods that have bitter compounds that don’t bother others.

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      I’d say it’s more like a blend of vinegar and soap.

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      I have an (untested) hypothesis that people who get the “soapy” taste of cilantro also smell stinkbugs. When I squish a stinkbug it reeks of cilantro’s “soapy” taste. I remember reading somewhere that they’re the same type of chemicals.

  • @essteeyou
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    Some people wipe standing up…

      • @[email protected]
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        It really fucked me up when I realized that “picture this” wasn’t an entirely figurative saying, and everyone else does actually see stuff in their “mind’s eye.”

        • Match!!
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          had you ever heard of artists drawing with their eyes clothes

          • @jaybone
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            Are those like sunglasses?

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            I can do that too. You’re misunderstanding the concept. I’m perfectly capable of drawing, eyes closed or not (though it’s much harder eyes closed, obviously). I do digital art. I just conceptualize things differently. I don’t have a mental image, it’s more like a knowledge of what shapes go together to make certain forms. I build things piece by piece from fundamental shapes that I analytically know make certain objects or creatures, but I don’t have an image of what it is until I have actually put it down in paper.

            I don’t know if I worded that in a way that makes sense, as I’ve always struggled with explaining how I conceptualize to people that have an ability I don’t. I know what shapes make up a dog, but I can’t see the dog, if that makes any sense.

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            Your “eyes clothes” typo was so unexpected it got me good. I couldn’t stop giggling for a solid minute. My partner asked me what was so funny and I gasped out “eyes clothes” and she just sighed and walked away.

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              I’m actually really glad my mistake brought joy to you :3

          • @lepinkainen
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            Books are fine. You just need to find authors who don’t spend two pages describing someone’s clothes, as you won’t remember anything past “pretty tall and dark haired”

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              Exactly that! Wish I knew I had this condition in high school when I was forced to read The Hunchback of Notre-Dame. It was a torture I’d happily pass.

          • @[email protected]
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            I love reading, and I love writing and storytelling. I think books can be for anyone. I wouldn’t let a difference in perception preclude you from enjoying an entire form of media, entertainment, and information. For me, audiobooks work best to hold my attention, as I struggle to sit and read words in front of me without keeping myself busy. It’s not a fit for everyone, and not everyone will like reading, but I think it’s a very simple joy that so many people have had hammered out of them by bad parents, bad teachers, or bad education systems that taught them to dread or hate books and reading. I got back into reading as an adult, and it’s one of the most fulfilling parts of my day.

      • @sramder
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        It’s okay homie… there are dozens of us ;-)

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          More of a squat, I don’t stand up straight or anything.

          So the popular option is to continue sitting and put your hand under to wipe?

          • @moriquende
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            Lift just one side so your buttocks spread, then reach from the side to wipe. All the while, the seat carries (most of) your weight.

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        Same, thinking about it the idea of putting my hand in the bowl to do that is grossing me out too. Do you go in from the front or the back or do you kind of lean over?

        • @FilthyShrooms
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          I do a lean over, and I’ll usually >!hold my cheeks apart so it doesn’t mush the poop into my crack!<

    • @FilthyShrooms
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      I used to, until it was pointed out that wiping while sitting is better so I switched

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          Leftovers from when your parents did it for you as a kid that was able to use the toilet but not necessarily able to wipe properly?

          That’s my hypothesis anyway

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        How is it “better”?

        • @FilthyShrooms
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          Keeps your cheeks spread so you don’t mush the poop when you stand up.

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        I switched from wiping from the back, to wiping from the front, to dabbing the bidet water off a little bit because bidets are absolutely incredible.

    • @Crackhappy
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      Some people don’t wipe at all. Bidet gang represent!

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    Gotta love how they see a video talking about it, with comments talking about it, and their first step is to post on Facebook asking about it before doing a simple search on their own.

    • @systemglitch
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      People like to engage with other people.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      TikTok isn’t a great place for conversation. But then again, neither is Facebook any more. Public posts on Facebook have commentary that makes the old YouTube comments look downright intelligent and engaging.