• @[email protected]
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      They say it’s all in the wrist.

      Yeah. They say they’ve never seen anything like it. … That’s what I said. Freak accident. Yeah. The entire thing.

      He’s going into surgery so they can try and extract it. Yup. Yup. Okay I’ll call and let you know as soon as he’s out. Night babe, love you.

  • @46_and_2
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    Was surprised I started mixing up left and right after I broke my right-hand wrist while biking.

    Turns out I subconsciously associated “right” for the direction my stronger hand was on, and once my left hand started feeling like the more dominant one during recovery - my brain would automatically choose that “right” should be on my left-hand side instead, until I actively thought about which direction is which.

    This gradually decreased out as my right hand recovered and got back to being the dominant one over the next few years, but was eye-opening what shortcuts my brain uses for such basic things.

    • flux
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      Wait, are you saying you didn’t have to actively think about which is right or left before? I’ve always had to think about it, only for a second, but it’s definitely an active thought thing for me.

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          Yeah, definitely. I didn’t know people didn’t have to think about it for a second.

          • baconsanga
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            You’re not the only one, it takes me a second or two. Sometimes I make an L shape with my hands to see which way is left. Then again, sometimes I forget my age and name haha.

            • newbeni
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              I always look for my ring, then I know which hand is left.

            • @[email protected]
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              My wife has trouble with this as well. She’s also not very good with spatial reasoning, I wonder if those are linked

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                I am pretty alright with spatial reasoning but have a hard time with left and right. Especially in multitasking scenarios. When driving during complicated situations and in unknown environments for example. I always get my guide to point or have a look at the nav.

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                Do you have to herd her around the supermarket? I’m forever guiding my mrs out of the way of other shoppers. No spatial awareness bless her.

                • @[email protected]
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                  Lmao it’s not that bad. Or rather, it manifests at a larger scale : she’ll wonder how we came to face this way by taking that route, or how we’re able to see our home from some vantage point. She isn’t very agile but I wouldn’t say she’s dyspraxic either.

                  Is it ever an issue for you both ?

          • @ilhamagh
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            This is wild and I genuinely can’t wrap my head around it.

            So say, if you were blindfolded and run, if I give you command a la those rally drivers you will have a noticeable lag to my cue ? Like not instant ?

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              I mean, it’s a split second, but yeah, I gotta think about it. I don’t think there would be noticeable lag, but it’s definitely a conscious thought. I just thought everyone had to have the thought go through their head, it’s not just like an instinct or anything.

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              Now that you mention it, it’s odd that some people (like myself) have to think about it. Like I wouldn’t have to hardly think about what you meant if you said “up” or “down.”

              Think of it like telling someone the directions like “twelve o’clock” versus “six o’clock” or “three o’clock” - you probably have to take a tic (heh) to picture it.

              • @ilhamagh
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                Yeah, the BBC article I posted above also mentions that.

                At first I thought it would be like if someone told me to touch my nose and I have to consider which part of my face it is, because for me my body is split in the middle the left and right feel distinctly different I can’t confuse one with the other. Fascinating.

                Are you ambidextrous by any chance?

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        I guess I just felt that “right” is my stronger hand direction, “left” is my weaker hand one. Now, after several years of recovery I feel it almost the same way as before, so my mind makes the same shortcut instead of thinking for a second about it. But if I ever feel the balance of my stronger-weaker side tipped (e.g. right hand has fallen asleep) I guess it’s thinking time again.

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      That’s really interesting. There are probably more people like you, but who will never know if nothing happens to their dominant hand.

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      Funny enough, I stopped mixing up my left and right after I broke my arm roller blading (on another occasion I broke my arm while biking). I didn’t have a way to mentally keep track until the doctor set the arm slightly off with the bone bowing out a bit - it feels slightly different now, but visually you can’t tell.

  • @[email protected]
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    Considering almost every one of my ancestors for the last few hundred million years managed to have sex at least once, I’d say it’s pretty remarkable how I’ve managed to avoid it so far

    • @[email protected]
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      Classic selection bias. I don’t recall the exact numbers, but I remember reading that the majority of men who have ever lived never reproduced. That’s unfortunately pretty normal.

      • @[email protected]
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        Historically, before agriculture it was about two to three women having offspring for every man who did.

        During the Agricultural era (12,000 BCE to 2,000 BCE) that ratio hit a high of 9 women reproducing for every man who did so, and stayed around that for most of that time.

        From there it slowly declined back down to the current world-wide average of two women reproducing for every man who manages to do so.

    • @kat_angstrom
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      Oooof, I hear that. Things are more political than ever at my work and it’s like, I just want to do my job and go home

    • @RBWells
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      I can’t navigate politics at all. Have done ok working at startups though, some offices are not at all political. Where I work, we can fix other people’s processes if we think of a better way, we work with other departments, I don’t have to go through my manager to talk to your manager to get to you, can go directly to you. Can talk to the CEO, to ex- employees, nobody is protective of their work, nobody is angling for my job.

      • @[email protected]
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        Everyone in my office just fucking moans about everything, all the time. It’s honestly exhausting. The company is actually really good and gives a ton of perks. Just do your job and go home. Stop trying to bring everyone down with your shit.

    • @Soup
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      The rules are “make anyone above you feel good about themselves because they’ll throw a hissy fit if you don’t make them feel special.” It’s pathetic and I’m tired of it.

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        But like if I try this, if I break down and try this, I’m so bad at it that it’s insulting and threatening to them to see my transparent flattery and wheedling.

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    Process sugar (diabeetus)

  • @[email protected]
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    I have no sense of direction. None.

    I work in construction. If I show up to a site that is completely built, I get lost. If the floor is symmetrical in layout, I am totally screwed. It took me two full days on site once to get adjusted.

    When assigned to a new site, if there are more than a few turns in a commute, I’m using the GPS to get there for a couple of weeks.

    Also, I had no idea half of the people on this planet couldn’t whistle.

    • @[email protected]
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      I have no sense of direction. None.

      Sounds like you are a real-life Ryoga Hibiki.

      Just curious: do you also lack the ability to visualize things in your mind? For example, I am able to bring up a road map of my city in my mind, figure out the most effective route between two points, and rotate that map in all three dimensions to “look” at it from all angles. My familiarity with the city layout and geography is the determining factor on how easily I can visualize that map. I can also do the same thing with large buildings and their internal layouts.

      My wife, on the other hand, has a somewhat similar (but nowhere near as bad) sense of direction as you, and a commensurate inability to visualize objects in her mind. So while she can mentally visualize a soccer ball as a spherical object, she cannot even visualize the hexagonal pattern of pieces, much less (on a traditional soccer ball) how some are white and others black. She doesn’t technically have aphantasia, as she is still able to visualize to a small degree, but I have always suspected her inability to visualize effectively was directly connected to her inability to navigate effectively. She also relies heavily on GPS and maps when navigating anywhere else other than the town she was born in.

      • @[email protected]
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        For what it’s worth, I can’t visualize either, but have excellent directional sense.

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          So maybe it is not related, then. Or maybe only causally related, or under certain more specific visualization deficits.

          ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

      • @FollyDolly
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        Not OP but I can visualize great, still have no sense of direction.

      • @[email protected]
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        You’ll probably have your answer when I tell you that when you brought three dimensions into the map analogy, my brain kind of melted.

    • newbeni
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      My husband bought me a Garmin when they very first came out, not because we were flashy people, but he wanted to know I could get somewhere by myself if I needed to . You are not alone my friend

  • @RBWells
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    Whistle.

    Tell right from left without thinking about it.

    Read a map, unless it’s oriented the way I am facing. My mind will not flip it.

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      ay you probably have right-left confusion and many people suffer from it!

      Is the worst because nobody believes you that it’s your brain they just think you’re dumb and can’t remember left from right and tell you to make an L and stuff.

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        I always imagine a (local) car, and remember which side the driver sits on

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          yeah it’s weird the issue isn’t that I can’t deduce right from left. Is more that when queried the brain will immediately and confidently return the wrong answer.

          It’s like knowing the difference between a carrot and a cucumber but if someone holds one up and asks you what it is you will confidently answer incorrectly half the time.

          So you have to remember that even though you think you know the difference you actually half to take a second to make sure you have the right vegetable. Despite there being zero unsurety about it. Is madness and you sound like a loon describing it is half the problem.

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            I get that. My intuition often mixes both up, too.

            That’s why I trained myself to say “driver-side” and “passenger-side” in my head when left or right come up. To a point where I don’t even have to think about thinking about it. I just visualize which side of car is meant instead of the rather abstract concept of left and right

            Might not help you; but it helps me

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              that doesn’t work because it’s a mental condition and you still get it wrong. It’s hard to explain if you don’t have it, like I said. You just sound like a fool trying to explain it.

              It also affects things like east/west in general and even two light switches that are next to each other but have different functions. It’s an actual condition and there’s a test at that link to see if your brain is affected by it.

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                Well, my brain seems to be affected by it according to that test (difference score of 11) if I interpret the scale correctly

                But well, I also got autism and quite a few other mental conditions and learned all my life to cope quite well with all my disabilities; that’s why I specifically outsource direction question to a visualization that make the answer more tangible for me than listening to my intuition.

                But well, what works for some doesn’t necessarily work for all. And probably my other conditions have some influence on it as well. We’re all different, after all; even if sharing a few traits.

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                  yeah I have tried driver/passenger in the past and still got it wrong so i just point and tell people to ignore whatever i say and follow my finger when driving which is the only time it’s usually critical. also my partner knows if I say ‘real left’ that i have double or triple checked myself. like you say you learn to cope!

                  it sucked in the past when I didn’t know about it and people would ask me for directions and then later realize i flipped something on them

        • @[email protected]
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          They sit on different sides in different countries though… You are lost on another country

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            That’s why I explicitly stated local.*

            I don’t care which country I’m in and how they are driving there. I obviously visualize cars I grew up with.

            E: well, I see how local can be interpreted as exactly the opposite of what I mean… oops

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        Me and my dad are the same, on the left and right problem, never knew anyone else that had that problem, or that it had a name! I thought we were just weirdos :p

  • @smackjack
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    I’ve never been able to ride a bike without at least one hand on the handlebars.

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      I remember a teacher talking about the physics of how a bike stays up while riding it with no hands. I thought he was joking

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      It depends on the bicycle. I can do it on some, and not on others. I think it depends on the angle of the steering fork and also the center of balance of the handlebars.

      • @evasive_chimpanzee
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        It definitely depends on the bike. I had a mountain bike with big, fat, tires, and I could never ride it without hands. I also have a road bike with super skinny tires that I can ride no handed confidently enough that I can carry grocery bags in each hand while biking no handed around town.

      • Turun
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        I’m not sure what to tell you, other than that yes, you can simply take your hands off the handle bars on most bikes if you’re going fast enough.

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        Most people in my country can do it.

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    Associates faces with names easily.

    Like I’ll remember who you are, but I won’t remember your name. Got me into trouble a few times

    Edit: also forgot, but this includes associating the names of places. Combined with the fact that I can’trememberr paths and situate places I see IRL on a map, I get lost often.

    • @[email protected]
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      That’s actually a cognitive disorder called Prosopagnosia.

      And welcome to the club - I had a stroke and while luckily all major deficits returned to normal with timely treatment, I developed prosopagnosia.

      It’s fairly freaky at times. While it’s not my main job anymore I still work as a paramedic occasionally - and when I get a massive trauma at three o’clock in the morning I can hand it over in the ED to the full resus team with every detail without looking into my notes once. But if they ask me for a name I need an ID card or my notes.

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        Thanks, I’ve never been diagnosed or anything but it’s something I’ve had trouble with all my life, kind of just learned to be very wary about various social situations because I’d get it wrong a lot.

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    Tell a joke or story in a linear fashion. I’m always fucking up, or realizing halfway through that I’ve left out an important detail. It’s how my mind works but I’m sure it’s frustrating to others. Plus I just get flop sweat sometimes.

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      I just always give too much context to my stories, and quickly realise that I’m giving context for context for context and cant remember my point.

      My closest friend is very similar here though, and we can have great long conversations that are 20 layers deep of tangents and forgetting our original points. We also sometimes yell ‘pin’ at eachother as a shorthand for ‘lets put a pin in this’ which basically means that at some point we’re trying to remember what we wanted to say at that point because it was fun.

    • @[email protected]
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      i have the opposite issue, i start telling a story trying to make it interesting and engaging and then feel like im running out of time before people disengage so i rush through and sum up 75% of the story in a few sentances and say “so yeah thats pretty much it”.

    • @norimee
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      I can only tell jokes I don’t find funny myself. Normally I can’t controll my laughing after the first couple of words.

  • @over_clox
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    I can’t whistle. Honestly I think it’s because one of my lower front teeth is crooked, twisted at an angle. 🤷‍♂️

    • KingJalopy
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      My parents used to tell me as a kid that I couldn’t whistle because I wasn’t eating my pizza crust. After I started eating the crust I learned how to whistle.

      Have you tried eating crust?

    • @spittingimage
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      Me neither, and for the same reason.

      I lost my ability to whistle in a tragic playground accident when my front teeth met the skull of a friend travelling in the other direction. Ever since, crooked front tooth.

    • @[email protected]
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      It can take some practice, but there’s no one better for the job

      I apologise for my sappiness. I hope you have a good rest of your day

      • MadMaurice
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        You know how you increasingly fail at a thing the more you concentrate on it. Like walking or riding a bike?

        Yeah… That.

        • @half_built_pyramids
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          What if they’ve got pedo tendencies and so it’s good that they’re not themselves. That’d be a good rom com. Some hot middle school teacher tries to get with her class but they keep dodging the sexual assault with Roblox Go or whatever.

          • @[email protected]
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            Well you can acknowledge tendencies but still decide not to harm others.

            Like my authentic self has wanted to break someone’s arm before, and I honoured that by yelling at them (I’m not proud), because part of my authentic self is also avoiding violence (and staying out of prison (I really do not picture myself in prison - very inauthentic situation for me imo))

          • @[email protected]
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            It would make for a devastatingly funny show (always on the edge of being a totally offensive disaster) to make a story that’s obviously a cute romantic story through some 1980s artistic lens, but also obviously a story of sexual assault through some 2020s artistic lens.

            Could be a comedy and a commentary on how that’s changed.

            Like, to somehow make a comedy about the millennia of trauma we’ve all inherited from the past. That would take a genius but it could be so funny.

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    Put the ball into an open net in Rocket League.