So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.

  • tehWrapper
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    766 months ago

    Unless you have a cat that likes to play with them… Then the other direction.

    • @BoxOfFeet
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      Why not just shut the door so the cat doesn’t get in there? The toilet paper being hung correctly is more important than the cat for me.

      • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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        One of my cats knows how to open doors like a fucking velociraptor. We’ve baby locked several of our doors but some things like the bathroom I don’t like fucking around with extra steps when trying to get into at 3am

        • Zammy95
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          Oh hey, my fear. Do you have door knobs, or uh - the flat handled kind that swing down or up? I just realized I don’t know what those lever like door handles are called.

          I can hear one of my cats pawing at the door knob at night, he’d be getting in places he shouldn’t if we had those flat kind.

          • ivanafterall ☑️
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            Bank vault doors. With digital keypad entry systems. They’re really smart cats.

            • @WarmSodaOP
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              That comes in handy when a girl comes over over, too

          • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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            The flat/lever kind, can get them open first try from either side of a door it’s impressive. He’s way too smart for his own good and I suspect he could work a round style one if it had enough texture on it. The menace certainly gets into everything else in the house

            • @RBWells
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              Our Kimchi is working so hard on this and I don’t usually think of her as clever. She knows the knob opens the door so she bats at it, hangs on it.

              Neither cat has been messing with the toilet paper lately though.

      • @iopq
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        96 months ago

        Because I don’t like the smell of cat shit anywhere outside the bathroom

        • @WarmSodaOP
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          Then teach them not to play with the TP roll.

          • @efstajas
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            Ah yes! “Just teach” the cat. Easy

            • @WarmSodaOP
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              If you spend time with them yeah it can be easy. I have two cats. They both listen to me.

              You can’t expect them to just automatically know what not to do.

              • Iapar
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                But people get cats so they don’t have to interact with them.

                • @WarmSodaOP
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                  16 months ago

                  I do not condone animal abuse.

              • @iopq
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                The cat listens to me. It understands nothing, though

                • @WarmSodaOP
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                  Well, then teach it to understand. Do you think dogs just automatically understand everything too?

                  Why are all of the people in here getting animals if they don’t want to spend time with them? They’re not magic beasts.

    • Rhaedas
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      Depends on the cat. If they’re simply going with tapping the roll to spin it, that may work for a bit. I’ve found that rolls accessible to a cat tend to morph into big balls of clawed unusable pulp.

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        When I was a young kid, I had a cat that was front-declawed (this was before it was well known that it’s an abusive practice - my folks didn’t know better at the time). Because he couldn’t shred the paper with his claws, he showed his spite by chewing up the roll so it looked like he’d clawed it. Didn’t matter which direction the roll was.

        I loved that cat. He was so smart.

  • Decoy321M
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    I see we’ve got some really strong opinions going on here. Just wanna remind everyone to keep it friendly and civil.

    And on that note, all you weirdos who place it behind are wrong and I will die on this hill.

    Fight me.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    396 months ago

    Looks like some folks don’t know how to use the three seashells.

  • @HarbingerOfTomb
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    Sure, that’s great and all, but the creator of the Gif says the wrong way to say it so… the creator is not always right.

    • Codex
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      266 months ago

      Shrödinger’s Roll

    • Ghostalmedia
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      236 months ago

      What in the terrible photoshop I looking at.

      Why is there two gigantic rolls on the ground?

    • @Asidonhopo
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      Bad design. Toilet paper not currently in use must be stored outside the bathroom so that it doesn’t become damp and musty from the humidity. As opposed to on the wet floor next to the dewy toilet. This is how you get a nasty fungal infection fyi

        • @shalafi
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          166 months ago

          LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.

          My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.

            • @[email protected]
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              26 months ago

              I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.

              • @[email protected]
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                It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.

                Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.

                • @itsgoodtobeawake
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                  Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.

        • @Asidonhopo
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          26 months ago

          In hot, humid climates the toilet bowl itself will have condensation that sweats down the outside in my experience. YMMV

          • @[email protected]
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            26 months ago

            Oooh. That makes more sense.

            In less humid/hot locations, this isn’t really an issue. The outside of the bowl is cold, but rarely collects condensation.

            The only way for it to get wet and create a problem is when guys have bad aim and don’t have the decency to sit down because of their bad aim.

            If you use the TP after that, you get what’s coming to you.

      • @[email protected]
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        106 months ago

        If you have humidity problems in your bathroom, get a small electric dehumidifier. They’re less than 30 bucks and they’ll fix it right up.

      • ✺roguetrick✺
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        Being in the general vicinity of mold won’t give you a fungal infection unless you don’t wash. I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

        • @[email protected]
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          16 months ago

          I recommend against placing toilet paper directly inside your rectum or vagina, however.

          I don’t understand. How do you use toilet paper?

          • @[email protected]
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            16 months ago

            I’m thinking that the poster means putting it entirely inside, like trying to clean the walls of a glass or pipe or something.

            IDK. I’m just some guy.

          • ✺roguetrick✺
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            In my case, external surfaces and creating a paper mache dong extension.

  • @wildcardology
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    366 months ago

    It’s halfway 2024 it’s time to move on to bidets.

    • @[email protected]
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      96 months ago

      I use a bidet, I still need TP to clean up after the water does the job.

      I know fancy bidets exist that will blow dry your arae, but what do I look like? A rich person? We got ours from Amazon for like $20.

      TP use is way down, but it’s still needed in many cases.

      • @wildcardology
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        56 months ago

        I just sit there and browse Lemmy while I wait for my ass to dry out. 😀

      • @lunarul
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        46 months ago

        You use toilet paper to dry off? Why not a towel?

        • @[email protected]
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          96 months ago

          A bidet ain’t 100% clean. Sometimes there is small residue which you notice when you dry with toilet paper. I got a handheld bidet btw and since installing it 10y ago I really hate pooping without.

          • @wildcardology
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            36 months ago

            In our culture we use soap and water to clean our asses after pooping. So a bidet+soap match made in heaven.

            Before bidets we use a dipper to scoop water.

            • @I_LOVE_VEKOMA_SLC
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              66 months ago

              In our culture we just put in a new asshole every time we poop problem solved.

                • threelonmusketeers
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                  16 months ago

                  Thank you for clarifying. My mind immediately jumped to “scooping water from the toilet bowl”. Glad this was not the case.

  • @Etterra
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    326 months ago

    I accept the wrong way if, and only if, the wrongifier has cats.

    • Zammy95
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      136 months ago

      I have cats and would never have the audacity to do something as vulgar as that.

        • @WarmSodaOP
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          I can’t blame that cat. I been watching this for ten minutes and the roll never ends!

      • pancakes
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        116 months ago

        Agreed. My cat would never dare put the roll on the wrong way.

  • meseek #2982
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    Not the best patent to use if you want to settle the debate. This one from Wheeler is the nail in the coffin: patent

    It also shows why it was over and not under as at the time, the TP holder was a hanging wire, which kept the paper against the wall. Not protruding out like todays hangers.

      • meseek #2982
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        Not that the over/under debate was even a thing, but this should convince those diehard lunatics not to hang their TP improperly!

  • ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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    266 months ago

    I love how everyone arguing against this mentions cats - and never toddlers.

    It really speaks volumes to the types of users on Lemmy :)

    • @harmsy
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      106 months ago

      Putting the roll on backwards doesn’t stop my cats. I have to have a towel draped in front of the roll.

      • @5too
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        106 months ago

        And my toddlers both just turned it back around!

        • @Chiarottide
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          46 months ago

          Another proof that children do have ingrained morals

    • @Shou
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      136 months ago

      I had cats my whole life and never had this happen.

    • @WarmSodaOP
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      116 months ago

      Eh. I taught my 2 cats to not touch it. It’s not difficult.

      • @nogooduser
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        136 months ago

        I have had many cats and have never had a problem with them grabbing the toilet paper.

        • @WarmSodaOP
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          Honestly I sometimes wonder how I did it, because my cats listen to me and rarely do something I don’t want them to.

          Im firm with them, never loud, never hit them or push them. Consistency might be the key. Always tell them no the same way, as many times as it takes. I’ll give them something else to play with if they’re ripping something up too.

          They’re smart, if you spend the time with them.

          • @Shou
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            Exactly this. Had a friend struggling to teach a kitten. He had the habit of sounding stern, but not following through, simply pointing like a threat. It even confused me, let alone the cat

            Within 1 hour of me consistenly spraying the kitten with water and using the same tone, the kitten started to hesitate when wanting to jump on the counter. It learned not to do so quickly after that.

  • @[email protected]
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    146 months ago

    Objection: appeal to authority + appeal to tradition + I did the fuck with yo mama last night

    /s if that’s really necessary

  • @sfxrlz
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    116 months ago

    I like this shitpost

  • @[email protected]
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    106 months ago

    The proper way to hang it, if you have cats, is the other way so they don’t bat it all off if the get access. This is why I do not have cats.

    • @ShadowCatEXE
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      My cat has not once tried unraveling a toilet paper roll. He has stolen money before, but he steals shit, so that’s normal. But never toilet paper.

      • @WarmSodaOP
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        Haha mine will take coins off the table, and carry it off to her hiding spot. It’s the cutest thing. I got her a small box of toy pirate coins.

      • @[email protected]
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        Oh, man. My mother had cats who would just attack tp or paper towels. We had them both hanging the ‘correct’ way, got tired of it and flipped em. Now, though, I stick to dogs lol