• @hperrin
    link
    1081 month ago

    Yeah, well, mission failed then.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        221 month ago

        Exactly. If it was possible to travel from the future, we would never see a failed attempt since they would try again. Unless it was intended to be a failed attempt. :)

          • @[email protected]
            link
            fedilink
            101 month ago

            was he “killed”, or did the butterfly effect simply wipe him from existence after he accomplished his task?

              • @Restaldt
                link
                3
                edit-2
                1 month ago

                He pretty much guaranteed America will be the fourth reich

                • @Clinicallydepressedpoochie
                  link
                  11 month ago

                  Besides all the people saying, “he will surely win now.” I’m not sure how that translates to him winning? Is that like you saying now you’re voting for him, cause those are two different things.

              • @[email protected]
                link
                fedilink
                129 days ago

                Well, he accomplished enough to change the trajectory of history and wipe his own existence. Doesn’t take much.

      • @PrimeMinisterKeyes
        link
        13
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        Maybe another time traveller disturbed the shooter by pushing him because what would have happened if Trump was shot dead would have been truly apocalyptic in the longer run. Maybe we just witnessed the n-th time loop without remembering the other ones and this is the first one where the bullet only grazes Trump’s ear instead of blowing his brains out so now life on Earth as we know it can continue, and we can post about it on Lemmy.

  • Flying Squid
    link
    641 month ago

    Yeah well nice job fucking that one up, John Titor.

  • @taiyang
    link
    471 month ago

    This was my mostly comical thought. You know how people always say they’d go back and off Hitler? But somehow it never happened so either time travel doesn’t exist, or they just always fail. We’re just getting to see that in real time.

    (That said, this fucker definitely changed the future so it’s probably not that.)

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      251 month ago

      In my view, it would be naive to assume that killing Hitler before he became Chancellor would guarantee the prevention of the atrocities that followed, and it might even pose the risk of something worse happening. Events don’t occur in a vacuum. It’s similar to how dropping nukes on Hiroshima and Nagasaki were horrific events in themselves, but who’s to say those events aren’t the reason nukes have never been used in warfare since? Preventing those bombings might have saved the people in those cities, but it also might have significantly lowered the bar for using nukes, increasing the chance of a true nuclear holocaust during the Cold War, for example.

      So maybe time travel is possible, and someone did try to change history by killing Hitler, but then realized the outcome was even worse. Now, they needed an additional assassin to deal with the first one.

      • finley
        link
        fedilink
        English
        6
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        Hiroshima and Nagasaki may have prevented the future that the video game series Fallout predicts, as that never happened in their past.

      • @[email protected]
        link
        fedilink
        English
        51 month ago

        There’s an interesting theory that Hitler was put in place by time travelers as the last-bad option that wouldn’t destroy the timeline.

        Hitler (and Trump) made a number of blundering errors that any idiot should’ve/known better than to make. Had a competent, or even a supervillain-type been in charge, things could’ve turned out even worse than they did. You don’t have to look far- some of these villains attach themselves to those in power. Himmler and Heydrich would’ve been far worse for the world, but were somewhat limited by not being the ones directly in power.

    • The Menemen!
      link
      19
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      I mean, there have been more than a dozen confirmed assassination attempts on Hitler (even suicide bomber attempts among them) and a few more unconfirmed possible attempts. The future did try their best (or just some brave people from the time itself).

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      Nederlands
      71 month ago

      Do you realise how many politicians get attacked every day? Do yourself a favour and check it out. It’s a lot, it’s bot not the safest job in the world, many get killed. There had to be an attack by a time traveler at least once

    • @[email protected]
      link
      fedilink
      51 month ago

      My favourite theory of time travel is that in the vast majority of timelines, travelling back in time guarantees that events will unfold as they always will, as given an infinite number of timelines in entropy there will be at least one timeline that forms a loop, and from that point effectively every timeline follows that loop. It may even be a multi-step loop, but it’s still a loop and the time travel causes the events that leads to the time travel.

    • Adderbox76
      link
      fedilink
      English
      4
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      Time travel is possible. Changing the future however, isn’t.

      It has to do with wave function collapse. The cat is both alive and dead until its observed, at which point the wave function collapses to reveal which it is.

      So let’s say you go back in time and successfully kill Hitler. Well you’re now observing that outcome from a tangent timeline. In our timeline, that wavefront has already collapsed. There’s no takesies backsies. Its immutable.

      If you can go back and try again, your just creating new wave funtion collapses, not changing the ones that already occurred.

      Its like re-rolling a dice because you didn’t like the outcome. You can re-roll as much as you want, it doesn’t erase that first roll; its still there, imprinted on the quantum foam of the multi verse.

      • Butt Pirate
        link
        fedilink
        3
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        Schrödinger was scared of his own results, that’s what his cat is for. Not to show some profound effect about wave function collapse, but to show how the wave function must collapse (despite his calculations showing otherwise) because if the wave function doesn’t collapse, the cat is simultaneously alive and dead, which is preposterous.

        However, we now know quantum entanglement to be a real thing; so, as bizzare as it sounds, the cat is both alive and dead, always. The number of timelines containing an alive cat diminish over time until eventually, dead cat is the only possible outcome. This is strong evidence for a multiverse existence. When you open the box you simply discover which universe you’re in.

      • @samus12345
        link
        English
        31 month ago

        I’ve always preferred the “creates a new timeline” explanation because it nicely negates the grandfather paradox. And you’re still changing the future, just the future of a different timeline.

  • @[email protected]
    link
    fedilink
    English
    471 month ago

    It was one of the guys from X-COM. He had a 98% percent hit chance but still missed somehow.

      • @aramova
        link
        21 month ago

        July 13th 2024, we were inches from America being Great Again.

  • @MissJinx
    link
    461 month ago

    After seen the photo.of his bloody face I have to say, as a non american, i’m sorry for you guys and for ukrane (and the rest of the world of course, since this time things will be MUCH worst). I hope you can recover but idk if you have mich time. I don’t think this wako can loose anymore

    • @TootSweet
      link
      English
      241 month ago

      Thanks for that. Getting messages like this from outside the U.S. means a lot. For real.

      Dark times, here. They were dark yesterday, but today proves things can always be worse.

    • @formergijoe
      link
      171 month ago

      Yeah, as an American all I could think was this clinched the campaign for him.

      • @somethingsnappy
        link
        91 month ago

        He can’t handle security for something like a small concert? He can’t handle security for the nation. Do people really think Obama wasn’t under constant threat? Please.

        • @[email protected]
          link
          fedilink
          English
          11 month ago

          Now we need to make sure one idiots attempt to stop him from being president, doesn’t derail the rest of our determination to stop him from being president the democratic way.

          I’m sure we can do it, but all the non MAGAts need to work together to ensure it.

          • Vanon
            link
            English
            2
            edit-2
            1 month ago

            Yes, the initial reaction seems to be “he just won”, but that’s a bit silly with 3-4 months to go. Don’t worry (yet)! We have no idea if the violence will escalate, or what absolutely fucking insane things will occur in this time (esp. Oct-Nov)!

            “Which candidate will calm all of this down?” We await the verdict from the 1. INCREDIBLE or 2. DEPLORABLE (select one after election) people of the USA… PA, WI, and MI.

    • @garbagebagel
      link
      161 month ago

      As a Canadian I’m sorry for the Americans but I’m also fucking terrified for what this means for us. We’re already seeing it bleed (pun intended) into our borders and I don’t think I could handle if our politics went further that way. This is gonna affect a whole lot more than Americans.

    • Fonzie!
      link
      fedilink
      41 month ago

      Who’s bloody face? As a non-American I’m OOTL ig

      • WastedJobe
        link
        fedilink
        61 month ago

        Trump was shot at at a rally. Grazed his ear, his security escorted him off stage after a minute or so. There’s a photo of him with a bloody ear, surrounded by his bodyguards, fist raised, with the flag in the background. Crazy good photo, arguably historic already.

    • @afraid_of_zombies
      link
      11 month ago

      You saw a face with red liquid on it I will admit that much. What that liquid was or how it got there is not something I have evidence for.

  • @I_Miss_Daniel
    link
    English
    91 month ago

    If Red Dwarf is correct, Trump did it.

    If not, maybe Vincent Van Gogh?

  • @boatsnhos931
    link
    91 month ago

    No it was someone from the past. Trump’s boyfriend

  • 10_0
    link
    fedilink
    31 month ago

    Mission failed, we’ll get 'em next time

  • bizarroland
    link
    fedilink
    -17
    edit-2
    1 month ago

    I don’t know what’s going on but I wouldn’t be surprised for it to be a setup from the RNC to help drumph win the presidency.

    • @bostonbananarama
      link
      351 month ago

      People need to stop with ridiculous conspiracy theories. You’ve become what you hate

    • @NocturnalMorning
      link
      181 month ago

      This is completely idiotic. Trump almost got his head blown off, mere millimeters to rhe right and he would have had his head blown off.

      • @PunnyName
        link
        14
        edit-2
        1 month ago

        Can you imagine such a thing? I know I can.

      • @TodayOP
        link
        41 month ago

        Some are reporting that he was hit by glass from the teleprompter rather then a bullet. Not sure how true that is.

        • @afraid_of_zombies
          link
          11 month ago

          Can’t keep the story straight. First it was a bullet and since no one is buying that it becomes a glass fragment from a magic bullet.

    • @PunnyName
      link
      16
      edit-2
      1 month ago

      Because he can’t just be shot at for being a terrible person / president? That’s less realistic than a conspiracy?

    • @HKPiax
      link
      61 month ago

      I thought that too before seeing the video. I thought that maybe the wound to the ear was because of something else, but after seeing it it seems to me that only the bullet could hit him there. A setup involving the shooter shooting only his ear would be waaaaay too risky.

      • @TodayOP
        link
        31 month ago

        My first thought was staged. Lying liars lie and train us to look for the lie.

      • @afraid_of_zombies
        link
        11 month ago

        They are saying now it was a glass fragment. Story keeps changing.