• @Kyrgizion
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    733 months ago

    Easy solution: get a cat (or several). You’ll either attribute every suspect noise to them or you can observe their reaction in case it happens again.

    • @Sixner
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      403 months ago

      Problem for me is hearing a random noise in the kitchen and seeing both my cats with me.

      • @ChexMax
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        53 months ago

        You could always just assume they shoved something to the edge of the counter and it finally fell in. Besides, if it were important, they’d get up to investigate

        • @[email protected]
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          63 months ago

          I have done ths. Weird sounds happening and the cat is acting fine. If the cat is not worried neither am I.

    • @[email protected]
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      133 months ago

      I got a Chihuahua instead. If it’s something out of the ordinary, she’ll bark. Oh, she will certainly bark.

  • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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    3 months ago

    It’s all fun and games until every door in your house slams at 5 in the morning like mine did last night

    Edited to make sense

  • @numberfour002
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    313 months ago

    I’ll drink to that. It’s never anything interesting anyway. Always something mundane like evil “booing” or scraping noises from the basement. I ain’t got time to stress with the devil’s mess.

    • Pelicanen
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      143 months ago

      “Either haunt quieter or start paying rent!”

      • @AngryCommieKender
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        33 months ago

        Ok, but what’s the conversion rate for blood drenched gold doubloons?

  • @[email protected]
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    163 months ago

    Its the noise that cried wolf. I’m in bed, I’m not getting up anymore to go find nothing waiting to kill me. Whatever it was will have to come to me if it wants me dead.

  • @motor_spirit
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    133 months ago

    huge vibe shift, hope everybody survives

  • @[email protected]
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    This is me with the fire alarm.

    “Did the neighbors set it off?”

    “Was it a ghost that has been haunting me?”

    “Did a bunch of mischievous playing a prank of me”

    “Better wait and see if it’s an actual real emergency.”

  • mommykink
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    93 months ago

    You’re gonna carry that weight.