• themeatbridge
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    2121 month ago

    “Trump doesn’t know his opponent’s name” really ought to be the headline.

    • AmidFuror
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      Considering he’s still talking about Biden so much, I think you’re probably right.

        • @kescusay
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          181 month ago

          And they’ll undoubtedly appoint sharks and electrocution to cabinet positions.

      • @[email protected]
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        91 month ago

        Did you see his press conference? He started rambling about Biden, and I’m like "Dude, you aren’t running against Biden anymore…"And then he remembered that he wasn’t running against Biden, and he started talking about how the Democrats forced Biden out and what a shame it was and how it was a COUP. Of course, he’s no big fan of Biden, and it’s actually better for him to run against Kamala, but don’t you think it’s terrible what they did to Joe?!?

        He’s so bothered that Biden isn’t running anymore, and he’s doing such a poor job of hiding it.

  • @finestnothing
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    It’s even better than I thought:

    “Kamala Harris. You know it’s interesting nobody really knows her last name,”

      • @Rakonat
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        91 month ago

        Its just weird how the jokes are always more flattering.

      • @Today
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        11 month ago

        I can’t wait for SNL to come back!

  • @HomerianSymphony
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    741 month ago

    Look, I’m not trying to make a dig about Trump’s age, because I’m not about that ageism.

    But he is 78, and with the things he’s been saying lately… is he going senile?

    He thinks people didn’t know Kamala’s black until recently (despite her “that girl was me” zinger in 2020, about segregated bussing). He thinks people don’t know Kamala’s last name.

    Is it just him who can’t remember, because he’s losing his memory?

    • themadcodger
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      I don’t think it’s just senility. He’s *been showing signs of frontotemporal dementia for a while. Have you ever seen one of his interviews from the 90s? Still a terrible man, but at least he was coherent.

      • @ABCDE
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        Do you have an example?

        • Coelacanth
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          Statnews ran an article on it back in 2017[1] highlighting his already then clear mental decline, noting as an example that in the 80s and 90s:

          …Trump fluently peppered his answers with words and phrases such as “subsided,” “inclination,” “discredited,” “sparring session,” and “a certain innate intelligence.” He tossed off well-turned sentences such as, “It could have been a contentious route,” and, “These are the only casinos in the United States that are so rated.” He even offered thoughtful, articulate aphorisms: “If you get into what’s missing, you don’t appreciate what you have”


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    • @HomerianSymphony
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      221 month ago

      By the way, my dad had dementia in his final years, and I would never joke about dementia. It is not funny.

    • @teamevil
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      91 month ago

      Dude above us pointed something interesting out…Nikki Hailey is full of Indian, Trump probably thinks he’s running against her.

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        41 month ago

        Yeah I’ve been saying this too, since he started the “she was Indian, now she’s black” statements. He also tried out a name attack on Haley’s first name back then

        He also mixed up Haley and Pelosi when he was running against haley in the primary, after spending 2 years complaining about Pelosi leading up to Jan 6.

        • @teamevil
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          21 month ago

          It just clicked when I read that and lots of his dumb shit makes sense…he’s still dumb but also senile

  • @[email protected]
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    He’s trying to imply her “real” last name is something more foreign-sounding. Just more racism.

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      I mean I hate him, but I didn’t get that from this. To me it sounded like he was suggesting that her newfound supporters know very little about her, that they are fair-weather followers or something. It’s easy to imagine that one of his yes-men showed him a clip of a rally where somebody was fumbling for her last name, and he just took that idea and magnified a single example of something into “nobody knows”, like he always does.

  • @Boddhisatva
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    631 month ago

    Considering that every accusation is a confession, the headline should be:

    Trump admits that he can’t remember Kamala Harris’ last name.

  • @[email protected]
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    591 month ago

    It’s his way of belittling his opponents. Same thing with his idiotic Kamabla attempt that fell flat. He’s like a school yard bully. Unreal that people are voting for this guy.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      191 month ago

      The kamabla thing felt mildly racist towards Latinos

    • @Fredselfish
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      141 month ago

      I think some are at least not wanting people to know. My neighbor who has proudly flying his Trump flag as finally taken it down. Not sure if it changes who he voting for or not.

      • @ZoopZeZoop
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        311 month ago

        A culture shift where people are ashamed to publicly support such a terrible person is a step in the right direction, though. I’ll take it.

        It makes no sense that they supported him in the first place. His only redeeming quality (in their eyes) is that he says what he thinks because he has no shame.

  • @meeeeetch
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    551 month ago

    Okay, I’m convincing myself he really doesn’t realize that he isn’t running against Nikki Haley again.

    She was Indian, now all of a sudden she’s black (Harris’s father is Jamaican, her mother was from Chennai, Haley’s parents were both Punjabi)

    Nobody knows her last name (Harris has always been Harris, but Haley’s maiden name was Randhawa)

    • @teamevil
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      311 month ago

      That’s actually probably more true that 99.9% shit that falls out of his stupid mouth

      • rhsJack
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        71 month ago

        That…is a very interesting take. I really like it.

  • Annoyed_🦀 🏅
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    “Kamala Harris. You know it’s interesting nobody really knows her last name,” he said.

    “If you ask people, do you know what her last name is, nobody has any idea what it is,” continued the former president. “Harris. It’s like Harris.”

    “I don’t know, how the hell did this happen?”

    Is this a sign of dementia? Any doctor can confirm?

    • @_bcron
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      261 month ago

      Either that or some feeble attempt at a dog whistle, like how he’s openly speculated about her ethnicity, ie ‘her given name is Harris but surely she has a different last name’ type birther bullshit rambling

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        Yeah, a kind of “where are you really from originally?” bullshit that most non-white people will have been asked at some point.

      • Todd Bonzalez
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        Which is crazy, because her Jamaican father is named Donald Harris (she didn’t take her husband’s surname), so if you actually follow Trump’s breadcrumb and investigate Kamala Harris’ lineage, you find a family name that is actually more common and more Anglo than Trump’s last name (the anglicised version of the German “Drumpf”).

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          Between that and him faking being Swedish, his family sure doesn’t want to be known as German.

    • Diplomjodler
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      81 month ago

      Definitely not something a person of sound mind would come up with.

    • @[email protected]
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      I’m not a doctor, nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn last night. But no real medical professional would ever publicly confirm any actual diagnosis due to HIPPA concerns. What save you also saves him.

      But, feel free to speculate all you want to. HIPPA doesn’t cover speculation by non-medical people.

      **Edit for missing words. Need more tea.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      Her husbands last name is Emhoff. Maybe he is referring to that? If Lemmy can’t understand him, what chance does his base?

      • Annoyed_🦀 🏅
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        Is it a compulsory that a married female take on the male last name? Am from Asia and this isn’t practiced at all.

        • @nomous
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          It’s not compulsory though it’s widely practiced and probably used to be required for certain marriage arrangements.

          It’s becoming less common and many women will hyphenate their last name after marrying now.

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    And “she’s got like 6 different ways of pronouncing her name nobody can get it right”

    No, you have 6 different ways of pronouncing her name. Nobody else has this problem because they have ears and the ability to repeat names after they hear them.

  • @Lasherz12
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    421 month ago

    Reminds me of when Republicans said Obama so much they forgot his first name wasn’t that. Same people and same weird racism so it makes sense.

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    411 month ago

    I feel like the Dems ought to pull the records from one of his bankruptcy cases and just run an add that runs through all of the creditors he stiffed. “Employee A, janitor at casino, owed $700, received $30.” “Plumber who fixed pipe at hotel, owed $1400, received $60.” The man bankrupted a casino, a literal money printing machine. Why would we want his incompetent ass anywhere near the controls of our country.

    • @Burn_The_Right
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      331 month ago

      The man bankrupted a casino

      The man bankrupted several casinos.

  • @0laura
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    381 month ago

    what’s Obama’s last name???

      • @Valmond
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        71 month ago

        That’s actually funny 😅

      • @Rekhyt
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        I’m pretty sure Count Binface takes that title

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        A lot of people forget about the Hussein but I think it’s important

        -Rush Limbaugh

        -Griffin McElroy

    • @[email protected]
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      71 month ago

      Kamala should release the classified documents on Obama’s last name! Maybe someone will be able to peice together her last name too

  • OhStopYellingAtMe
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    301 month ago

    You’ve got to run everything through his dementia/ego filter. Whenever he says “everyone tells me…” he means “I tell me…” and when he says “nobody knows…” he means “I don’t know…”