• @mercano
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    Sad, from a nostalgia point of view, but probably a win, environmentally. We have a pipeline to recycle plastic bottles, the mylar pouches are pretty much all single use.

      • Justin
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        Bottle deposit systems are generally effective. In Sweden, 90-95% of the pet plastic in drink bottles makes it back to a factory to be used as raw material for new bottles. We don’t really recycle the hdpe lids or polyester labels, though.

      • @Serinus
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        Why aren’t we just using glass, as we did for decades just fine.

        • @[email protected]
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          That’s not actually a solution when talking single-use either. Remaking the bottles from recycled glass is incredibly energy intensive and not an environmentally friendly process either. Multi-use bottles are much better, but the cleaning required also isn’t that simple and also relatively energy intensive (far from remaking the bottles of course).

          There’s also practical downsides to glass (heavy, breakable), but those are subjective and their relevance highly depends on the use case.

          Ideally, we wouldn’t buy stuff to drink in any kind of bottle, but just use tap water. possibly just buy some concentrated stuff to then make your actual drink at home. Nothing beats the effectiveness of transporting water through a simple pipe, but that isn’t even possible everywhere in the world due to drinking water quality issues…

          • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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            If micro plastics in the water supply is an actual issue long term the tap water will be shot for the whole of most places. Reverse osmosis systems are the only ones I had heard could reliably help, but I haven’t gone to extensive on looking into that. Each household may someday need under the sink or such systems if so : /. Unless we can reliably do so at treatment plants and then transport it through the lines without the water getting any back in. With many American cities having water at its current state, I don’t see that happening.

          • @Cornelius_Wangenheim
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            A surprising number of companies actually do sell powder versions of their drinks on the web. I buy both Arizona tea and A&W root beer packets online.

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              Holy shit I didn’t realize you could buy root beer concentrate, this is amazing. I’m totally stocking up next time I’m in the US.

            • @[email protected]
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              Good job with reading you did there. Your didn’t even make it 8 words in and already decided to comment. Maybe give it another go, if you dare, and try getting a little further this time.

        • chingadera
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          Well that would be because the god-king CEO would have like 45k less per year out of his 38,000,000 dollar salary without bonuses and stock value if we were to do that, you fuckin peasant idiot chump. Not only that but their enabling middle management might have as much as $200 less in their annual bonuses. Think for someone else other than yourself for once.

        • @[email protected]
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          Our school won’t let us send reusable glass containers excuse of fear of breakage.

          I kinda understand, but our first grader has been using them for snacks at home for 5 years and never broken one.

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        When you say “we” as in you and me, yeah, I don’t think we could manage to recycle them. “We” as a planet certainly can and many countries do.

    • @ABCDE
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      But much better to use aluminium.

    • @Melonpoly
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      Source on this “pipeline”?

      • @TrickDacy
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        …do you not believe bottles are recycled? Or is this just a snarky way of pointing out how ineffective the system is?

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              Yes, actually. We should abandon the whole idea. We should actually stop using plastics for everything. That’s the correct take.

              Something like 9% of plastic gets recycled.

          • @TrickDacy
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            Great, you not only read my mind but you are also spreading gloom about an extremely well known issue. Beautiful.

            I don’t think I could have lived in society for the past 15 years without hearing about this issue at least 5 times a year, and I’m not sure what made you think otherwise.

              • @TrickDacy
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                So if I ask what a person means with their snark, it means I want the problem to be ignored?

                That’s a sad and weird way to assume shit, honestly. Because if you actually knew my view, you would know that I think about plastics fucking the human race every day of my life

        • @Melonpoly
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          I was a bit too snarky

          • @TrickDacy
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            If you even thought to say that, I can’t blame you for your original comment.

            Yeah, it’s really sad how bad plastic is currently destroying our environment. Humans have to be able to see further into the future than “will I live to see the consequences of my actions? Because if not, I can’t worry about them”

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              I agree,

              It pisses me off that you can slap a recycling logo on a plastic bottle and call it a day when the process is nearly impossible and hardy ever done.

  • DominusOfMegadeus
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    Oh no. I can’t relive the childhood frustration of being unable to access that sweet nectar shielded behind an impenetrable puncture-proof material with no tools to work with but the flimsiest of mini plastic straws.

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      I don’t know about over there, but here they’ve started selling them with paper straws. Making it even more impossible to puncture that stupid little hole while ruining the straw in the process.

      And of course it’s the only thing my daughter wants to drink. I’ve had to resort to using a nail file to open those things.

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        I hate paper straws. There are many different compostable straws and paper is about the worst.

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          It’s like a game now. Can you finish the entire pouch before the straw disintegrates? Stay tuned to find out.

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      Skill issue. You could always penetrate the tiny hole with your canines if you were adamant enough

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      Then you push hard enough to punch through, and the straw goes straight out the back too.

    • @son_named_bort
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      They even made one of the ends of the straw pointy to give the false illusion that you can easily stick it in. Of course, all it did was puncture a hole so tiny that the straw (that had been bent several times already) couldn’t go in, so you just sucked the juice out of the package with your mouth.

  • @paultimate14
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    I see a ton of comments here hating on nostalgic people, with no actual nostalgic people in sight yet.

    Personally I don’t care if a pouched drink exists or not, but if they are no longer producing pouched drinks they should probably retire the brand.

    Do you remember what a CapriSun tastes like? It’s somewhere between an extremely-artificially flavored “juice” concentrate and a “fruit flavored” drink like Kool-Aid. The whole appeal was the packaging.

    • @[email protected]
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      This is absolutely reeks of a bullshit “OMG the sky must be falling for you” condescending article from an older generation that thinks younger nostalgia is silly. I wouldn’t give this article any more credence than a boomer yelling “Avocado Toast!” at you when you’re enjoying a nice brunch. It’s just needlessly sensationalist shit stirring.

    • @Nurgle
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      I see a ton of comments here hating on nostalgic people, with no actual nostalgic people in sight yet.

      …yeah you’re in a Lemmy comment section.

    • @finitebanjoOP
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      179 post score seems highly nostalgic to me tbh

      • @paultimate14
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        I invited myself because it’s an interesting article, nothing to do with nostalgia.

  • @aesthelete
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    Plastic bottles in general should be illegal. It’s cans, glass bottles, or GTFO when it comes to beverages for me.

    • @[email protected]
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      FYI cans have a plastic liner to prevent acidic foods from dissolving the aluminium, so there’s still some plastic in it (much less then fully plastic bottles tho)

      • @[email protected]
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        We should really advance to “glass only” for single use containers (unless you have a really good reason to prefer plastic, like if it’s a medical product) and invest in the infrastructure to recycle them - a country can get up to a 99% recycle rate for glass if it puts the work in.

        Yes glass is potentially less safe but my gut tells me that the risk of more broken glass is offset by the reduced air pollution and associated health risks.

        • @mipadaitu
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          It’s more that it’s heavier, so you have to transport a lot more weight for the same amount of product.

          Secondary to that, glass can’t be shaped as compactly as an aluminum can or plastic bottle, so it takes up more room for the same amount of product.

          There’s no perfect solution, which is why we have a lot of options.

          • @[email protected]
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            There’s no perfect solution, which is why we have a lot of options.

            But in the category of “single use drinking containers”, all of the options besides glass carry with them more and worse externalities than what glass production and recycling carries. Which is why “having a lot of options” isn’t a positive in this case, it just means that a large part of the market is operating in a way that is more destructive to society than it needs to be.

            • @[email protected]
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              I dunno. it takes a lot more heat to melt and recycle some glass that plastic. that and the transport weight is a whole lot of extra environmental cost.
              and the whole separating by color thing in the recycling bins. best bet is to reuse the bottles for the same beverage by rinsing them back at the original bottling plant but that is a logistics nightmare

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                it’s not a logistics nightmare, we used to do that until plastic gave us the idea of single use containers, many restaurants still do it with larger 1L bottles

                also, while yes glass does have a really high melting point, most plastics never get recycled and instead get burnt, releasing a lot of toxic chemicals in the air (and even if they weren’t, you can only recycle some types of plastics, and even if you did, new objects can be made only by some percentage of recycled plastic, and never 100%)

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                Aren’t they as equally unrecycleable as plastic?

                I can’t even put them in my recycling bin…which is where the glass and plastic goes.

          • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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            I’m curious as to how the math works out comparing fuel burned per unit of product delivered for each container medium.

    • @UnderpantsWeevil
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      Ah, but without plastic bottles how would we generate additional profits from the excess waste of oil production?

    • Lettuce eat lettuce
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      Glass has the best taste too, because it is almost totally chemically inert, you don’t get the odd flavor changes that you do with aluminum cans or plastic bottles.

  • @[email protected]
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    Good, the packages can’t even be recycled. Corporations should be held liable for their plastic waste contributions via the packaging.

    • @paultimate14
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      You think the bottles are going to be any better? They’re going to end up in the ocean with all of the other plastic bottles from other drinks.

        • @Duamerthrax
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          Not aluminum? Have you ever seen single serving drinks sold in stainless steel?

          • @[email protected]
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            Single serving things should be illegal, only things needs to be single serving is shit found in a hospital

            • @Duamerthrax
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              Single serving containers for food have their place, but there’s nothing that can’t be stored in either wax paper, aluminum, or glass(in that order). Aluminum is probably the best balance between recyclability and weight(fuel need to transport . You can even make aluminum “bottles” that fit in preexisting vending machines.

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                No, single serving bulkshit should be illegal. Other than convience there is 0 need.

                You could do the same with glass too, and as I’ve stated previously, aluminum needs a barrier, and normally is plastic

        • @paultimate14
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          Those bottles in the image look like plastic. I can’t find anything indicating they are using glass or stainless steel.

      • @[email protected]
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        PET bottles are very easily recicled. In my country a sizeable amount of PET bottles sold are 100%recycled PET

        • @paultimate14
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          But only a small fraction of the plastic gets recycled.

          If 9/10ths of the plastic ends up in a landfill or the Pacific garbage patch, having 1/10th of that plastic recycled into another bottle (which then will eventually have 9/10ths tossed in a landfill anyways) isn’t doing much. It’s better than not recycling at all, but it’s green washing to say that it’s “eco friendly”, which Capri-Sun allegedly did at this trade show.

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      Any plastic should be considered unrecyclable. At least pouches use less overall plastic then bottles.

      • @AnUnusualRelic
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        Most plastics are difficult (if at all possible) to recycle.

    • @pyre
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      you only need to make them pay the price of each packaging every day until it biodegrades. you’ll see change very quickly.

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        They’ll spend 300millions in lawyer fees to find a loophole where they only need to pay one packet for the time it takes to burn.

  • @PineRune
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    I very specifically remember the controversy 15-20 years ago when it was found that many of these pouches had mold in them, and you couldn’t see it because of the pouch or even taste it. I’m sure the quality control since then has improved, but any time I see a pouch of juice, I think about that mold incident.

    • @NegativeInf
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      Is that why some brands made the back of the pouch transparent?

      • @PineRune
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        I would assume so. I would also think a lot of people just aren’t comfortable consuming something that they can’t see.

        • @NegativeInf
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          Now if only we could get transparent aluminum cans.

          (I mean technically we can? But it wouldn’t be the same. Just super dense synthetic corundum at best.)

          • chingadera
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            it would be so crazy if we used that one barely functional tried and true for hundreds if not thousands of years product called glass.

            • @NegativeInf
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              Yes, but I meant the full can experience. Like pop top, leave it on the counter and the fizz dies. Lol.

    • @VonCesaw
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      When they started doing the childrens semi-solid foods (applesauce) in similar packs, they had the exact same problem for YEARS

      The form factor sucks ass and I wish they’d find a better way for both types of product

  • @buddascrayon
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    I have always, for the entirety of their existence, hated those dumb pouches. Good riddance as far as I’m concerned.

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      They made a really loud noise in the lunchroom if you inflated the pouch all the way, folded over the straw to seal it, then stomped on it really hard with your shoe. This was before mentally deranged people started shooting up schools though, so maybe don’t try it.

      • @BigPotato
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        Mentally deranged people have been shooting up schools since before Capri Sun was even invented…

        How old are you?

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          I’m not going to look it up to verify, but I’m pretty sure Capri Sun existed before Columbine.

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            Columbine was far from the first school shooting. According to the Washington Post:

            “The first recorded school shooting in the United States was in 1853 at a schoolhouse in Louisville, Kentucky. On November 2, 1853, Matt Ward shot and killed teacher William H.G. Butler with a pistol hidden in his coat pocket.”

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              I think the very important point you’re missing is that schools did not exist in fear of school shootings before Columbine. There were no lockdown drills and crazy security measures for entering and leaving the building. So making a big loud noise would not make people instantly think someone was shooting up the school like it very well might today.

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                I’m not sure how I missed that from their first post. /s

                I get it, you’re scared. Noone was ever scared like that before.

                Edit: I looked it up, mocked a false statement and declaration of ignorance.

                Got downvoted. I’m not promoting violence, I’m mocking ignorance.

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                  I think you replied to the wrong post

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              I know it’s not the first, I never claimed it was. But as someone who is old enough to remember what life was like before Columbine, that was the one that changed everything. That’s when we started having active shooter drills.

              Then 9/11 just amplified it.

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                It’s that I’ve been in schools with after school activities in the last year.

                Kids were popping chip bags and nobody drew weapons or jumped because of a loud pop that sounds nothing like a normal gunshot.

                I was in school before columbine ever happened.

                I don’t think violence in is ok in most situations. I think America has a mental health and gun issue.

                I like the Capri Sun mylar things from a nostalgic perspective.

      • @buddascrayon
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        They have these revolutionary containers made from paper that is layered in order to make it hard and card like. Almost stiff as a board. And is capable of holding liquids and also breaks down very easily. 😒

    • @RememberTheApollo_
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      Seconded. And trying to stab the flexing surface with that weak-ass straw.

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          Unironically, there’s a technique to it. I forgot how after I got older, and was genuinely frustrated trying to drink from one until I remembered how to do it.

      • @ZeffSyde
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        You have to kind of service the top edge of the hole with the tip of the straw to soften it up before you guide it the rest of the way in.

  • Avid Amoeba
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    In the United States, Kraft and its former parent company, the tobacco conglomerate Philip Morris Cos. (now Altria), have successfully marketed Capri Sun using strategies developed for selling cigarettes to children.[2] American parents often misidentify Capri Sun as healthy, and it is one of the most favorably rated brands among Generation Z Americans.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capri-Sun

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      The problem is right in the Wikipedia entry - its still way lower sugar than most competitors. So for an on-the-go drink, when the cup from home is dirty… Yeah its a healthier option than the others.

      It doesn’t make Capri Sun good, its just the others are so sugary that its one of the better options of readily available drinks.

    • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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      Never knew anyone thought they were healthy. I mean I’m glad there is Vitamin C in orange Hi-C, but I know on the rare occasions I drink it that it is 10lbs of sugar in a 1lb cup

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    Right? But this only applies to Capri Sun. If it were Hi-C, you’d demand a juice box.

    Also, the people who are currently in their childhood absolutely do not care. It’s just us 40+ curmudgeons that must drink Capri Sun from a pouch, Hi-C from a tiny box, and Sunny D straight from that wonky-shaped jug that won’t fit in the fridge door.

  • @_lilith
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    shit rots your teeth anyway

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        I only have my experience but consuming Capri sun specifically gave me cavities. Like zero to six in six months when I started getting it for lunch as a kid

  • @TwentySeven
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    The article doesn’t actually say they are phasing out pouches, just that they are introducing bottles.

    • @finitebanjoOP
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      Yeah thats fair.

      The outrage might even be a result of corporate marketing strategy.

      Maybe I should alakazam the post?

      • @[email protected]
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        Seems they updated the article title, which now says the exact opposite of your post title.

        Unsure if you can edit. Here’s the new title:

        Capri Sun promises they aren’t phasing out pouches after reports of a switch to bottles ruined childhoods everywhere

  • @JigglySackles
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    I don’t care about the nostalgia, but they are going to stop being easy to squeeze into a lunchbox now, so I’ll find a different brand.

  • Ghostalmedia
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    They need to go the other way. More drinks in pouches. Cocktails for adults.

    • @cm0002
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      Fine by me!..As long as whoever at Pepsi made the decision to only release Hard Mt Dew in “Zero sugar” versions is nowhere near it

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        That can’t be possible, glucose is required for fermentation to make the ethanol or it couldn’t be alcoholic. It’s the only reason college students could keep on weight where I was from.

        I wonder if it is all some marketing scheme where they are saying zero sugar because there is “no added sugar”. Basically making the non flavored malt alcohol, then flavoring it and adding artificial sweetener to get the sweetness.

        Otherwise if we could ferment and make alcohol without sugars, many people would start drinking 0 calories alcoholic beverages, as drinking 10 beers gives you about 1200 calories (bud light, miller light whatever shitty beers are around 120 calories a piece). Alcoholics would save 2lbs of weight gain a week there.

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          It’s probably all marketing, anything branded “Zero sugar” still has that ass tasting sugar substitute aspartame in it

          • @LifeInMultipleChoice
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            Yeah thinking back my sentence wasnt right anyways, doesn’t have to be glucose, could use fructose or sucrose, but they all have calories.

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        That annoyed me to no end. I have to wonder about the big push in artificial sweeteners recently; are they cheaper than corn syrup now? Are there enough people who are trying to cut back on sugar but also actually like the taste of dissolved copper in their drinks to keep soda profits high?

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      Technically a shift from Mylar to PET might be more environmentally friendly, but yeah I would prefer cans or cardboard box drinks, you know: the ol waxed paperboard beverage carton

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        It’s probably paraffin wax they use, which is basically plastic.

          • @Soggy
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            No it’s not structurally “plastic” but it’s not biodegradable or reusable which is the point at hand so I think it was a reasonable comparison. (I also said “basically plastic” which clearly indicates similarity rather than equation)

        • @finitebanjoOP
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          Absolutely plastic lined all, I was just trying to be descriptive since that packaging type doesn’t seem to have any unique identifying names.

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      I imagine it’s pretty much the same amount of plastic as they’ve always had.

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        Bottles are 80% more plastic than pouches and cost more. The only good part is those pouches are not usually recyclable at all and sometimes bottles get recycled.

        • @paultimate14
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          “Sometimes” feels a bit generous. From a quick search I can find estimates that 5-9% of all plastic is recycled. It might be higher or lower depending on the specific kinds of plastic these bottles use, but most of it is probably ending up in a landfill anyways.

          • Zier
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            I was being generous. Aluminum, steel & glass are the only materials that get regularly recycled. All the others are usually trashed, even if you sent them to recycling.

      • nadram
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        The correct choice would have been paper/cardboard bottles, which is easier to recycle

        • @finitebanjoOP
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          Juice boxes have a plastic lining, which is still better for the environment but not necessarily easier to recycle.