• @varjen
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        No need to switch from comfy mode to speed mode for a regular Walmart trip.

      • @Tikiporch
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        One strap is engaged. That’s honestly as, or maybe more, strange as the cape.

  • @Tylerdurdon
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    You know… Only true Trump supporters get a Trump tattoo on their taint. Spread the word.

    • partial_accumen
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      Ah yes, the famous “Trump Stamp” tattoo body location.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)
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      TRUE Drumpf supporters get it tattooed on both eyeballs so it’s both painful and shows their dedication, AND will be permanently visible for all to see for years to come because there is NO WAY they’ll ever regret the decision of backing a businessman that bankrupted 3 casinos.

  • BananaPeal
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    If I was naked in public and that was my only option to cover myself, I’d just stay naked. Much less embarrassing.

  • @JigglySackles
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    I will never fully understand why people have made this their entire identity.

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      Usually because their life sucks, through some combination of the shitty societal things like corporate greed that effects us all, as well as their own failings, like not trying in school, being an asshole so they don’t have freinds etc.

      And instead of accepting they are somewhat responsible for their own life, putting in the emotional labour of Introspection, admitting their mistakes and working hard to correct them, they listen to the guy on the TV who tells them everything bad about their life is actually because of the liberals and the illegals and trans people, and if we can just stop them, then all their problems will be fixed and Trump is the guy that’s going to stop them, so they worship Trump because that’s easier than helping themselves.

      • @Retrograde
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        It’s really quite profoundly sad, isn’t it

        • @[email protected]
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          Yeah, I started reading that comment thinking I’d come up with some snarky comment relating it to the conservatives in my extended family or whatever. But then by the end I just felt deflated.

    • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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      Imagine someone with no personality whose life is so miserable the closest thing they can tell to joy is making other people as miserable as they are. Adding to what @gmtom said…their life is very likely shitty, and some shyster tells them it’s everyone else’s fault and he should blame minorities. The only way he thinks he can make his life better is by actively making other people’s lives worse.

      …and buy a bunch cheap march promoted the figurehead who fills his mind with such trash

  • @XOXOX
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    Aww, somebody needs attention.

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      Real fuckin’ bad, Thanks.

    • @Smoogs
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      probably not as bad as when you see people like this wearing a trump cape in other countries outside of America . At least their weirdos are doing it with relevance.

    • @JigglySackles
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      Kinda like that homer meme where he’s bunched all his fat behind him to impress marge. It’s just waiting to burst…

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      Kinda sucking right now, since you asked. We’re hopeful it’s going to get better soon, though.

  • Flying Squid
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    That’s not a cape, that’s an official J.D. Vance sofa condom.

    • @atx_aquarian
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      Perfect new name for a “love blanket”, lol.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    303 months ago

    “Remember, your new running mate can only be two letters different from your last running mate, because we got a deal on the new flags.”

    • @Snowclone
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      I seriously wonder if this is the criteria they went with.

      • @[email protected]
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        Unfortunately not. JD Vance has strong ties to Project 2025. He would be the point man for that in a Trump admin, because nobody trusts Trump to not fuck it all up.

  • @EnderWiggin
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    Lot of mental illness in the MAGA cult.

  • @[email protected]
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    At least they’re warning us they’re not worth interacting with.

    Feel bad for any workers who are forced to though.

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      At least they’re warning us they’re not worth interacting with.

      Yep. Trump merch of any kind, thin blue line flag or sticker, tread on me sticker, 3%er sticker, preamble to the constitution window tint, cybertruck, blacked out US flag window tint, NRA sticker, confederate flag sticker, anything at all that indicates support for Republicans…

      I thank them all for so proudly ensuring that I will be able to spot and avoid them in nearly any circumstance. Life is just so much nicer.

        • @[email protected]
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          I only didn’t list it because I just couldn’t bring myself to do so. All by itself maybe not, but paired with any single one of the others - yup!

    • @[email protected]
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      Heard someone say something similar about folks that display a Confederate flag. It’s a fine marker to identify those that are both mean and stupid.

      • @Bytemeister
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        How dare you make fun of their heritage… They wanna kill for and die for the 1% slavers elites just like their ancestors did!

  • @bcgm3
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    Bet you no one in the store engaged him on any level, he ended up with a shopping cart half-full of groceries he didn’t even want, and he had a brief but intense cry about it in his truck that was broadcast to his 3 followers on TikTok.