• @DaddleDew
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    752 months ago

    I’m calling it: The Onion will have a news title that says “Trump agrees to another debate to the condition that it is against Joe Biden”

    • @Kbobabob
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      172 months ago

      Nice try, person that works at The Onion.

    • @ripcord
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      142 months ago

      The Onion is an absolute treasure, and I’m glad they got bought by a dude who just wants them to keep doing what they’re doing.

    • @Fedizen
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      If the next onion title isn’t “Donald Trump considering murdering JD Vance to increase poll numbers.” then the onion has failed me.

    • Jo Miran
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      202 months ago

      I’d call Trump “Courage the Cowardly Dog” but that doesn’t fit at all. Courage actually cared for his people and Trump has never cared about anyone but himself.

      • @NegativeInf
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        162 months ago

        Courage actually had courage. Doing what you need to do to save/help the people you love, even tho you are so fucking terrified your skeleton screams separately from your flesh.

      • @nieceandtows
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        112 months ago

        That name was tongue in cheek, because Courage did the bravest things in each episode while shaking like a leaf the whole time.

        • @Fetus
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          132 months ago

          Which really teaches us that courage is not the absence of fear, it’s doing the right thing irrespective of fear.

  • @ccunning
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    452 months ago

    I guess he finally got tired of all the “winning”

  • @[email protected]
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    322 months ago

    After the debate ended Tuesday night, Republican Rep. Mike Collins of Georgia posted to X, “You want to know who won? Find out who refuses to do a 2nd debate.”

    I know some folks are falling all over themselves to fawn over the various Republicans who have the, um, courage to come out against Trump now, but all I can see is a bunch of self-interested rats leaving the sinking ship.

    I figure the “I was never really a supporter” will start from both elected officials and your Republican neighbors and family members about 1 day after the election gets called for Kamala.

    And if Kamala somehow loses, it will be “I knew he could do it all along.”

  • @return2ozmaOP
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    222 months ago

    That’s a wrap folks! No more debates.

  • @JesusSon
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    202 months ago

    Hahahahaha fucking coward, little Donny got his buns cooked by a woman. What a piece of shit loser that guy is.

  • @Rapidcreek
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    192 months ago

    When a prizefighter loses a fight so badly he doesn’t want to get back in the ring, they retire.

    Just sayin’.

    • @foggianism
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      42 months ago

      No, that’s just his flappy skin under the chin.

  • qevlarr
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    132 months ago

    Ooohh, is little Twump too scawed?

  • Jesus
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    112 months ago

    He’s not even proposing to do it on Fox.

    His campaign knows that he’d also get completely served if he was on his propagandist’s network.

    • @Fedizen
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      62 months ago

      they would have to interrupt to help him.

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        02 months ago

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